I got even with TSA today

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I got even with TSA today

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:00:09 AM EDT

All the times my luggage was rifled through and made late. All the long lines at the airport security checks when there were 10 lanes and only 2 were open. Making me have to run to the gate. Making me take my shoes off.

Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

Actually she is one my favorite patients. But I did make her scream a little.

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:03:44 AM EDT

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All the times my luggage was rifled through and made late. All the long lines at the airport security checks when there were 10 lanes and only 2 were open. Making me have to run to the gate. Making me take my shoes off.

Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

Actually she is one my favorite patients. But I did make her scream a little.

What was she screaming? "Stop you SOB.You are hurting me" or was it: "$20 co-pay? FY doc!:"

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:04:31 AM EDT

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Did you make her strip in the lobby and wait an hour?

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:05:44 AM EDT

[#3]

Way to stick it to the ... man...?

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:07:26 AM EDT

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All the times my luggage was rifled through and made late. All the long lines at the airport security checks when there were 10 lanes and only 2 were open. Making me have to run to the gate. Making me take my shoes off.

Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

Actually she is one my favorite patients. But I did make her scream a little.

What was she screaming? "Stop you SOB.You are hurting me" or was it: "$20 co-pay? FY doc!:"

I kissed her ass. When I saw her last at the airport, I gots the VIP treatment through the back door. She gave me a hug waved my ass and my GF through. Nothing like knowing people in high places. It was a really odd trip. I get to the gate and the check in clerk dude is the father of a baby that I had delivered. Guess who got upgrades?

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:07:44 AM EDT

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Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

You must have very BIG fingers

I asked my wife once how women "choose" an OB/GYN and she gave me this weird look and said "Well daah, we go to the one with the biggest fingers"

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:08:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/14/2006 9:08:37 AM EDT

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did you let her know what the pain was for?

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:08:57 AM EDT

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All the times my luggage was rifled through and made late. All the long lines at the airport security checks when there were 10 lanes and only 2 were open. Making me have to run to the gate. Making me take my shoes off.

Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

Actually she is one my favorite patients. But I did make her scream a little.

You must have very BIG fingers

I asked my wife once how women "choose" an OB/GYN and she gave me this weird look and said "Well daah, we go to the one with the biggest fingers"

Big and thick. I also drink lots of caffiene-----> shaky hands.

Maybe thats why the patients like me so much.

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:11:24 AM EDT

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All the times my luggage was rifled through and made late. All the long lines at the airport security checks when there were 10 lanes and only 2 were open. Making me have to run to the gate. Making me take my shoes off.

Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

Actually she is one my favorite patients. But I did make her scream a little.

What was she screaming? "Stop you SOB.You are hurting me" or was it: "$20 co-pay? FY doc!:"

I kissed her ass. When I saw her last at the airport, I gots the VIP treatment through the back door. She gave me a hug waved my ass and my GF through. Nothing like knowing people in high places. It was a really odd trip. I get to the gate and the check in clerk dude is the father of a baby that I had delivered. Guess who got upgrades?

That's sick ARDOC....Sick.

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:14:00 AM EDT

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Did you leave a post card notice in her (whatever) to let her know it had been searched and to thank her for her cooperation?

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:17:03 AM EDT

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Did you leave a post card notice in her (whatever) to let her know it had been searched and to thank her for her cooperation?

Holographic sticker on her left cheek. Inspected and pass by ARDOC.

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:17:42 AM EDT

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Did you leave a post card notice in her (whatever) to let her know it had been searched and to thank her for her cooperation?

Posted: 2/14/2006 9:18:03 AM EDT

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All the times my luggage was rifled through and made late. All the long lines at the airport security checks when there were 10 lanes and only 2 were open. Making me have to run to the gate. Making me take my shoes off.

Well today, I had a TSA agent in my office. Made her yelp like a little puppy.

Actually she is one my favorite patients. But I did make her scream a little.

Two in the pink, one in the stink?