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Posted: 2/10/2006 11:46:24 PM EDT

Is this a good idea?

I was at the internet cafe when I noticed a girl looking for rooms. I got my nerve up and asked her if she was interested in the condo I was at cause it's a two-bedroom 2-bath.

After showing it to her on the web, she said she will take it.

She's cute too.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:47:55 PM EDT

[#1]

Little late to be asking.....

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:48:32 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Little late to be asking.....

I could still turn her down.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:50:40 PM EDT

[#3]

There are surely things worse in life than having a hot roommate who will most likely have hot friends.....

Woody

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:51:12 PM EDT

[#4]

Your nuts dude! She said yes for a reason.

Just roll with it, and keep your name on all of the paperwork.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:51:54 PM EDT

[#5]

Hopefully she's not anti-gun or bipolar....

Let us know.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:52:06 PM EDT

[#6]

Just remember that when you piss her off you will have to live with her

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:52:49 PM EDT

[#7]

Yeah, is she a hippie libtard thats gonna go ape shitty when she sees your gun?
Remember, all she has to do is get pissed at you ONCE and make The Call and your in legal hell and sitting in court every other day.

I'd think long and hard about having a roommate I had never met before......

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:53:55 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Yeah, is she a hippie libtard thats gonna go ape shitty when she sees your gun?
Remember, all she has to do is get pissed at you ONCE and make The Call and your in legal hell and sitting in court every other day.

I'd think long and hard about having a roommate I had never met before......

Scary but true

She said she is from Texas, though, so maybe there is hope?

It's not like I could ask her, hey do you mind my FAL and AK?

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:54:14 PM EDT

[#9]

It's suck to have your throat slit in the middle of the night.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:55:16 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
There are surely things worse in life than having a hot roommate who will most likely have hot friends.....

Yeah, hot girls tend to flock.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:56:30 PM EDT

[#11]

You might want to look past the tits and find out a little more about her first.

You gotta live with her afterall and like others have said, she could really make your life hell.

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:57:35 PM EDT

[#12]

She works as a cocktail waitress at the Monte Carlo here in Las Vegas.

She is also 1 month new in Las Vegas.

the only strange thing she seemed a little TOO ready or eager to sign up, if you know what I mean

She said "That's it, I'm not looking any more - your place sounds perfect"

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:58:45 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
You might want to look past the tits and find out a little more about her first.

What kind of crazy talk is this?

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:59:31 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You might want to look past the tits and find out a little more about her first.

What kind of crazy talk is this?

Posted: 2/10/2006 11:59:33 PM EDT

[#15]

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet...

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:01:43 AM EDT

[#16]

write up a sub-lease and rent to her month to month. Let her leave w/ deposit anytime she wants.

remeber, you are young and need to learn the hard way. I did and don't regret it.

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:03:48 AM EDT

[#17]

Dude you are forgeting the 260lb BF that will be spending everynight at your place with her. Did you ask if she had a significant other? If she has a female friend then you should pay her to stay. As long as you can watch.

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:06:31 AM EDT

[#18]

Tag for range report.

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:08:46 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Dude you are forgeting the 260lb BF that will be spending everynight at your place with her. Did you ask if she had a significant other? If she has a female friend then you should pay her to stay. As long as you can watch.

very wise man you are

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:20:15 AM EDT

[#20]

I am waiting for the pics

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:26:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Make sure you get the cameras up in the bathroom before she moves in.

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:32:08 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Your nuts dude! She said yes for a reason.

Just roll with it, and keep your name on all of the paperwork.

Ohhhh Yeah !!! Cause you KNOW she wants it......

Ohh..... and "IT" means she wants a place her boyfriend can stay over with her, after banging her in the azz all night, while you sit in your room, looking for pr0n on teh intarweb.

Good luck with that !

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:50:11 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
There are surely things worse in life than having a hot roommate who will most likely have hot friends.....

Woody

HAHAHAHA. Hot chicks travel in groups of fat ugly women so they can always maintain thier hotness no matter how bad they look that day .

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:53:31 AM EDT

[#24]

You lying fucker, in your dreams.

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:56:51 AM EDT

[#25]

Good luck.....

Posted: 2/11/2006 12:57:20 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
There are surely things worse in life than having a hot roommate who will most likely have hot friends.....

Woody
HAHAHAHA. Hot chicks travel in groups of fat ugly women so they can always maintain thier hotness no matter how bad they look that day .

+300lbs

Posted: 2/11/2006 1:11:05 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
You lying fucker, in your dreams.

no joke what a bunch of shit!!! ove rthe internet??? ahahahahahahahaha fuck what ever

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:10:39 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
There are surely things worse in life than having a hot roommate who will most likely have hot friends.....

Woody

Sounds like a porn site already.

my roommates hot friend. com....lmao

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:14:01 AM EDT

[#29]

Another thread about women from WMW...

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:17:44 AM EDT

[#30]

tag for pics

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:17:52 AM EDT

[#31]

Just remember when the hitting it starts the rent stops.

I dont know where they get the idea that when the pie comes out they dont have to pay anymore, but it never fails.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:30:45 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Your nuts dude! She said yes for a reason.

Just roll with it, and keep your name on all of the paperwork.

Ohhhh Yeah !!! Cause you KNOW she wants it......

Ohh..... and "IT" means she wants a place her boyfriend can stay over with her, after loudly banging her in the azz all night, while you sit in your room, looking for pr0n on teh intarweb.

Good luck with that !

I can see him rolling up in his '88 caprice, spinners, subwoofer and all. Betcha he has ice in the grille too.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:32:11 AM EDT

[#33]

Jugedment is better made with pics.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:35:09 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Your nuts dude! She said yes for a reason.

Just roll with it, and keep your name on all of the paperwork.

Ohhhh Yeah !!! Cause you KNOW she wants it......

Ohh..... and "IT" means she wants a place her boyfriend can stay over with her, after loudly banging her in the azz all night, while you sit in your room, looking for pr0n on teh intarweb.

Good luck with that !

I can see him rolling up in his '88 caprice, spinners, subwoofer and all. Betcha he has ice in the grille too.

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:37:52 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
She works as a cocktail waitress at the Monte Carlo here in Las Vegas.

She is also 1 month new in Las Vegas.

the only strange thing she seemed a little TOO ready or eager to sign up, if you know what I mean

She said "That's it, I'm not looking any more - your place sounds perfect"

Probably doesn't have a dime to her name.

A month to month lease with no other strings is the only way to go with this one.

If it works out, well great.

Photos are required to determine hotness or whether your vision is impaired by horniness.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:40:28 AM EDT

[#36]

Viva Las Vegas

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:42:16 AM EDT

[#37]

you doomed..........nice knowing you.
but then after all, your new here, we haven't really grown attached to you yet

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:46:30 AM EDT

[#38]

You've been played.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:47:37 AM EDT

[#39]

tag

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:47:52 AM EDT

[#40]

Make sure you write up a contract! Month to month, no pets, no kids, no sublease, no live-ins.

Buisness is buisness and pussy is pussy. Keep the two separate.

Also, you may want to put a keyed lock on your bedroom door and any other rooms which she would not need access to.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:48:57 AM EDT

[#41]

Keep your room locked and off-limits.
NEVER mention your guns!

Mention your guns, she'll inevitably mention it to a scumbag loser boyfriend, who will inevitably force his way into your room to remove said guns.

Split the bills, hopefully she's cool and works out...
Even better if you can hit it while she pays for half.

Things could be worse. Post pics already you bastard.

And keep your mouth shut.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:49:31 AM EDT

[#42]

I give you high marks:

out of

Any post by a newbie that includes a young, hot blonde woman is first-class trolling.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:53:26 AM EDT

[#43]

Anything with tits or tires is bound to cause problems sooner or later

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:56:08 AM EDT

[#44]

Don't blame yourself guys often think with their dick, sometimes it works out just as well though. Only time will tell.

Posted: 2/11/2006 5:57:13 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Anything with tits, tires, or a propeller is bound to cause problems sooner or later

Fixed it for ya. A good corollary is the time-honored "If it Flies, floats, or fucks - rent it."

Posted: 2/11/2006 6:15:48 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You lying fucker, in your dreams.

no joke what a bunch of shit!!! ove rthe internet??? ahahahahahahahaha fuck what ever

ya no shit ove rthe internet???? ahahahahahahahahaha fuck what you drinkin last night ,man??
that mus tbe some realy good shit!@ holy crap bu thwhat ever I hope yuou passed out face down las tnight

Posted: 2/11/2006 6:16:00 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Dude you are forgeting the 260lb BF that will be spending everynight at your place with her. Did you ask if she had a significant other? If she has a female friend then you should pay her to stay. As long as you can watch.

Exactly what I was thinking, she's in the other room, getting slammed by her BF, and you will be stuck listening, not to mention when he is through, she will be going into your fridge, and fixin him a samich, probably with your samich meat.