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Posted: 10/9/2004 5:15:28 AM EDT
Every year for the last 6 years these porn telemarketers( from kalifornia) call my work and try to sell who answers the phone porn. Last year one of the guys asked why do they call at our work and they answered "people don't have porn sent to their house. Well this year I answered the phone.
I made the mistake of asking: well what do you have"? This gutter slut started describing real nasty porn, men with men, girls with girls, girls with animals..ect". So this was my reply
"do you have anything with Children"?. She started backpeddeling real fast, I said I was really into 8 year olds and could she send me something like that, by this time she was freaking out trying to get me off the phone. So I said do you have any porn with dead people and she hung up fast.
I know this sounds sick but it was great fun.
My wife didn't think this was funny at all, she ws thinking I could get arrested for that. I told her no way they could find me through a porn telemarker phone room calling a business.

She's still pissed
Wonder how I will handle when (if) they call next year.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:19:48 AM EDT
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Damn that was a great reply! I would have never thought of that.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:21:45 AM EDT
Reminds me of this one:

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?



because there are 20 of them!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:24:15 AM EDT
Ill jump in with a MJ joke.

What do MJ and K-Mart have in common.


They both have little boys underwear half-off.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:38:53 AM EDT
What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Could you please move you're in my son.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:45:48 AM EDT
How do you know when it's bed time at Mikey's house?

­The big hand is on the little hand!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:48:45 AM EDT
glad you kept your wits about you when you called. I need to do that too, instead of saying something like "FU" and hanging up! I need to learn to have fun at others expense
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:50:28 AM EDT
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to the singing group Boyz-2-Men?


He thought it was a delivery service....

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:51:48 AM EDT
We get that ALL the time...fucking sickos!

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:53:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RED_5:
glad you kept your wits about you when you called. I need to do that too, instead of saying something like "FU" and hanging up! I need to learn to have fun at others expense

It's not nearly as hard as you think.

Even a retard like you can do it.............

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:55:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 5:55:58 AM EDT by FLAL1A]
What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?

One's made of plastic and is dangerous to children. The other is used to carry groceries.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:55:59 AM EDT
why did MJ quit cub scouts?

he was up to 2 packs a day
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:38:36 AM EDT
I have never heard of porn telemarketers before.

But you missed a great opportunity. Next time, tell them to call you at another location. Give them the number of the leader of your local anti-gun blissninny group.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:51:23 AM EDT
How about...

"Do you have anything that involves sticking an AR15 barrel up your ass and pulling the trigger? No? Well, if you call us again, I'll come over there and make some!"
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:44:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:50:32 PM EDT
What is warm and brown in kids diapers?


Mj's hand.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 12:56:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

I've never heard of porn telemarketers either??
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 1:02:09 PM EDT
Porn telemarketers? That is a new one.
Wish they did that here. That would be fun stuff to screw with them.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 1:05:56 PM EDT
Did you hear MJ got food poisoning?

He ate an eight year old wiener.
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