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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I got Free Money! From PETA

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:28:15 AM EDT

Today I got a letter from PETA with a nickel in it,

It says to keep it as a reminder that animals need help or return it with the enclosed survey.

Thats like 3 free rounds of 22lr

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:29:13 AM EDT

[#1]

use their money to help buy a hamburger or better yet a steak

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:30:22 AM EDT

[#2]

take a pic of you eating burger and paying for part of it with their nickel

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:30:34 AM EDT

[#3]

Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick OR a box of rotten meat.

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:32:16 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Today I got a letter from PETA with a nickel in it,

It says to keep it as a reminder that animals need help or return it with the enclosed survey.

Thats like 3 free rounds of 22lr

Was it a buffalo head nickel?

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:33:07 AM EDT

[#5]

Those cheap bastards! Only a nickel?

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:33:11 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Today I got a letter from PETA with a nickel in it,

It says to keep it as a reminder that animals need help or return it with the enclosed survey.

Thats like 3 free rounds of 22lr

Was it a buffalo head nickel?

No 1976

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:39:46 AM EDT

[#7]

Yup...I got the same thing.
Funny it was addressed to a Muhammed Akbar at my address...
I got home and my wife was laughing at it....

I put the nickle in my son's piggy bank.
I wish I would have though of returning all that crap in the return envelope...that would have made it all the more funny! I might have to dig it out of the recycling bin when I get home!

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:42:39 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Yup...I got the same thing.
Funny it was addressed to a Muhammed Akbar at my address...
I got home and my wife was laughing at it....

I put the nickle in my son's piggy bank.
I wish I would have though of returning all that crap in the return envelope...that would have made it all the more funny! I might have to dig it out of the recycling bin when I get home!

Give them 5 pennies with cows blood smeared all over.

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:43:53 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
use their money to help buy a hamburger or better yet a steak

OR BETTER YET: VEAL!

Posted: 9/24/2004 11:54:50 AM EDT

[#10]

print this out and send it back to them in their own envelope

Posted: 9/24/2004 12:23:39 PM EDT

[#11]

If their envelope is prepaid postage send it back empty.

Posted: 9/24/2004 7:19:57 PM EDT

[#12]

Ok filled out the survey with all the answers they didnt want to here, I had to add a few new boxes for some of them though.

At the bottom, thanks for nickel Im putting it towards steak and chicken for dinner tomorrow.

Posted: 9/24/2004 7:23:25 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick...

Posted: 9/24/2004 7:26:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Tell them that your going to use their nickle to buy ammo to kill some animals unless they send you $500. Include a picture of some cute little animal with a gun to its head.

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:05:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick...

Will that work? Can you just tape the pre-paid envelope to a box and mail it?

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:06:48 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Will that work? You can just tape the pre-paid envelope to a box and mail it?

I dunno, I got a torque converter to get rif of.

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:08:48 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Tell them that your going to use their nickle to buy ammo to kill some animals unless they send you $500. Include a picture of some cute little animal with a gun to its head.

lmfao!

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:09:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Lucky You!
I just keep getting junk email from Michael Moore

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:10:35 PM EDT

[#19]

Did you get the return address stickers also ?
Mine said ... Ben Eatonmeat

GM

ETA They screwed us on the T-shirts though

Oh, I forgot DUPE

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=277143

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:10:50 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Will that work? You can just tape the pre-paid envelope to a box and mail it?

I dunno, I got a torque converter to get rif of.

Make sure it's full of tranny fluid. Then pack it so it all pours out when the box is opened.

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:12:03 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Did you get the return address stickers also ?
Mine said ... Ben Eatonmeat

GM

Yea I got them too.

Cant use them though name on them is John Holmes

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:18:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Tell them that your going to use their nickle to buy ammo to kill some animals unless they send you $500. Include a picture of some cute little animal with a gun to its head.

THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!!

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:19:59 PM EDT

[#23]

Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:23:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.

I aint wasting Jerky on them bastards, maybe that low quality stuff they had at the one gunshow if I still had it

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:27:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick OR a box of rotten meat.

i manged to get ahold of a bunch of "kerry-edwards '04" pre-paid envelopes

instead of taking my trash out, i just mail it to them

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:27:50 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.

I aint wasting Jerky on them bastards, maybe that low quality stuff they had at the one gunshow if I still had it

ok then, send some dog shit in a bag. Hell i don't know!!!

Posted: 9/24/2004 9:29:24 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.

I aint wasting Jerky on them bastards, maybe that low quality stuff they had at the one gunshow if I still had it

ok then, send some dog shit in a bag. Hell i don't know!!!

I wish I could box up and send them that rabid dalmation, I bet they wont love aniamls after it starts biting people

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