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Posted: 9/24/2004 10:28:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 10:28:21 AM EST by Taxman]
Today I got a letter from PETA with a nickel in it,

It says to keep it as a reminder that animals need help or return it with the enclosed survey.


Thats like 3 free rounds of 22lr
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:29:13 AM EST
use their money to help buy a hamburger or better yet a steak
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:30:22 AM EST
take a pic of you eating burger and paying for part of it with their nickel
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:30:34 AM EST
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick OR a box of rotten meat.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:32:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Today I got a letter from PETA with a nickel in it,

It says to keep it as a reminder that animals need help or return it with the enclosed survey.


Thats like 3 free rounds of 22lr



Was it a buffalo head nickel?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:33:07 AM EST
Those cheap bastards! Only a nickel?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:33:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By PokeChoke:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Today I got a letter from PETA with a nickel in it,

It says to keep it as a reminder that animals need help or return it with the enclosed survey.


Thats like 3 free rounds of 22lr



Was it a buffalo head nickel?



No 1976
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:39:46 AM EST
Yup...I got the same thing.
Funny it was addressed to a Muhammed Akbar at my address...
I got home and my wife was laughing at it....

I put the nickle in my son's piggy bank.
I wish I would have though of returning all that crap in the return envelope...that would have made it all the more funny! I might have to dig it out of the recycling bin when I get home!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:42:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
Yup...I got the same thing.
Funny it was addressed to a Muhammed Akbar at my address...
I got home and my wife was laughing at it....

I put the nickle in my son's piggy bank.
I wish I would have though of returning all that crap in the return envelope...that would have made it all the more funny! I might have to dig it out of the recycling bin when I get home!



Give them 5 pennies with cows blood smeared all over.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:43:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By ajm1911:
use their money to help buy a hamburger or better yet a steak





OR BETTER YET: VEAL!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:54:50 AM EST
print this out and send it back to them in their own envelope

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:23:39 AM EST
If their envelope is prepaid postage send it back empty.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:19:57 PM EST
Ok filled out the survey with all the answers they didnt want to here, I had to add a few new boxes for some of them though.


At the bottom, thanks for nickel Im putting it towards steak and chicken for dinner tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:23:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick...



+1
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:26:03 PM EST
Tell them that your going to use their nickle to buy ammo to kill some animals unless they send you $500. Include a picture of some cute little animal with a gun to its head.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:05:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 8:07:15 PM EST by angry_walkin_dude]

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick...



Will that work? Can you just tape the pre-paid envelope to a box and mail it?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:06:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By angry_walkin_dude:
Will that work? You can just tape the pre-paid envelope to a box and mail it?



I dunno, I got a torque converter to get rif of.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:08:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Tell them that your going to use their nickle to buy ammo to kill some animals unless they send you $500. Include a picture of some cute little animal with a gun to its head.



lmfao!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:09:20 PM EST
Lucky You!
I just keep getting junk email from Michael Moore
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:10:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 8:15:52 PM EST by goodmedicine]
Did you get the return address stickers also ?
Mine said ... Ben Eatonmeat


GM

ETA They screwed us on the T-shirts though

Oh, I forgot DUPE ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=277143
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:10:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By angry_walkin_dude:
Will that work? You can just tape the pre-paid envelope to a box and mail it?



I dunno, I got a torque converter to get rif of.



Make sure it's full of tranny fluid. Then pack it so it all pours out when the box is opened.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:12:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Did you get the return address stickers also ?
Mine said ... Ben Eatonmeat


GM




Yea I got them too.

Cant use them though name on them is John Holmes
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:18:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Tell them that your going to use their nickle to buy ammo to kill some animals unless they send you $500. Include a picture of some cute little animal with a gun to its head.



THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!!

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:19:59 PM EST
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:23:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.



I aint wasting Jerky on them bastards, maybe that low quality stuff they had at the one gunshow if I still had it
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:27:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Use the postage paid return envelope to mail them a brick OR a box of rotten meat.


i manged to get ahold of a bunch of "kerry-edwards '04" pre-paid envelopes
instead of taking my trash out, i just mail it to them
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:27:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.



I aint wasting Jerky on them bastards, maybe that low quality stuff they had at the one gunshow if I still had it




ok then, send some dog shit in a bag. Hell i don't know!!!


Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:29:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
Send some elk or beef jerky, and tell them that the nickle they sent paid for the bullet that killed the animal.



I aint wasting Jerky on them bastards, maybe that low quality stuff they had at the one gunshow if I still had it




ok then, send some dog shit in a bag. Hell i don't know!!!





I wish I could box up and send them that rabid dalmation, I bet they wont love aniamls after it starts biting people
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