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Posted: 4/28/2011 11:12:49 AM EDT
I was watching CW yesterday and they converted a Crow Vic into a Donk car....
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:15:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 11:15:42 AM EDT by ackspac]
Originally Posted By kcolg30:
I was watching CW yesterday and they converted a Crow Vic into a Donk car....


So if you drive one does that make you a DONKee?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:19:54 AM EDT
I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:22:41 AM EDT
But do you know why they call them donks?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:23:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By David_ESM:
I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsR/56893.gif


I wonder how he's enjoying his new Crown Vic.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:23:41 AM EDT
They make for interesting prey at the occasional ghetto stoplight. Those huge wheels give them comical rotational mass which handicaps their already pathetic "DONK" ride to the speed of a self-propelled pushmower.

If you drive a large displacement sportscar, get electric cutouts and drown out their noise with your own beautiful music. Watch the driver's seat lean further back in an effort to avoid eye contact.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:24:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By David_ESM:
I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsR/56893.gif

This. Anyone who's seen Crocodile Dundee knows what a Donk is.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:24:50 AM EDT
I didn't think a crown vic could be a donk. A donk refers to a 71-76 caprice/impala, boxy 77-90, bubble 91-96 when you add huge wheels and a lift kit.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:25:38 AM EDT
The fuck is a donk?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:29:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Towely:
The fuck is a donk?


A magnet for fat white girls with daddy issues.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:30:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 11:31:23 AM EDT by stolenthunder]
Originally Posted By photokirk:
Originally Posted By Towely:
The fuck is a donk?


A magnet for fat disfigured white girls with daddy issues.


Damn. Nailed it...
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:31:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Towely:
The fuck is a donk?


It's a battle tank...
"Donk" short for the JL421 Badonkadonk.....

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/11/donk-tank-a-maybe-for-the-chri.php
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:32:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:34:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By photokirk:
Originally Posted By Towely:
The fuck is a donk?


A magnet for fat white girls with daddy issues.



I lost.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:34:27 AM EDT

DONK
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:36:00 AM EDT
I don't know about donk, but I do know what a t... Uhhh, nevermind.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:36:38 AM EDT
Most I've seen are old squad cars around here. I just figured they wanted to know what it was like to ride up front.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:36:58 AM EDT
I thought that was one of the words that shall not be posted?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:39:55 AM EDT
Welcome to St Louis.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:41:37 AM EDT
McDONK
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:42:08 AM EDT
Everyone needs a DONK
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:43:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By allenNH:
McDONK
http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/McDonk2.jpg

McTarget
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:44:39 AM EDT
I thought it was the sound a Mag-Lite made when......oh, wait.......

Nevermind.............
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 11:47:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 11:50:07 AM EDT by kcolg30]

Originally Posted By bonnevillain:
But do you know why they call them donks?

Nope
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:19:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By allenNH:
McDONK
http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/McDonk2.jpg

McTarget


What? You got something against affordable, convenient, tasty food, served in an establishment run by a clown?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:21:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By bonnevillain:
But do you know why they call them donks?

Nope


= DONKey.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:21:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Most I've seen are old squad cars around here. I just figured they wanted to know what it was like to ride up front.


I Rost
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:23:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By bonnevillain:
But do you know why they call them donks?

Nope


http://www.new-cars.com/2002/chevrolet/impala/2002-chevrolet-impala-logo.jpg = DONKey.


Seriously?

I thought it was just a word they made up to mess with us...
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:24:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By bonnevillain:
But do you know why they call them donks?

Nope


http://www.new-cars.com/2002/chevrolet/impala/2002-chevrolet-impala-logo.jpg = DONKey.


Seriously?

I thought it was just a word they made up to mess with us...


Nope.

They say the impala logo looks like a donkey.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:25:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:26:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By bonnevillain:
But do you know why they call them donks?

Nope


http://www.new-cars.com/2002/chevrolet/impala/2002-chevrolet-impala-logo.jpg = DONKey.


Seriously?

I thought it was just a word they made up to mess with us...


Nope.

They say the impala logo looks like a donkey.


You sure?

I don't see it... ah never mind, it doesn't matter.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:26:19 PM EDT
I saw one today, on the way to the store, seems like there's a few of 'em on the other side of town. Had spinners and everything.

Never saw one in WA, only reason I knew what it was is because of GD.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:28:34 PM EDT
So what's a badonkadonk?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:30:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?




Tracy Morgan with some badonkadonk's.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:30:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!


.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:32:41 PM EDT
Everyone has heard the term "shoot me first vest" here.
Those are going to be "shoot me first cars" come shtf.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:35:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Originally Posted By bonnevillain:
But do you know why they call them donks?


Short for donkey.



Idjits thought the Impala logo was a donkey....


They have been coming out of the woodwork around here lately...I've seen at least five this week. Usually you see five in a season around here.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:35:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:36:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



That one I really have no clue about. Probably gibberish from a rap song that caught on.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:37:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 12:38:51 PM EDT by Vaux]
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



There was a famous hypnotist back in the '20s (I think) named Mesmer.

ETA: Or... were you asking about "badonkadonk"? That... I have no clue.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:38:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vaux:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



There was a famous hypnotist back in the '20s (I think) named Mesmer.


Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:38:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



See my above post. Tracy Morgan said it on the Tonight Show.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:39:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



That one I really have no clue about. Probably gibberish from a rap song that caught on.


Interesting.

What is "gully"?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:39:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By Vaux:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



There was a famous hypnotist back in the '20s (I think) named Mesmer.




Hey, man... I'm rollin' with what I know.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:40:26 PM EDT
ton of those stupid things around here, I just dont understand it.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:40:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Originally Posted By allenNH:
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
So what's a badonkadonk?


mesmerizing!

http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JessicaBiel66867.jpg
.


So how did this term come to be?



That one I really have no clue about. Probably gibberish from a rap song that caught on.


Interesting.

What is "gully"?


gangsta. from the ditch / trenches / gully / etc.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:42:35 PM EDT
Can someone explain to me the fascination with tricking out a donk to promote some innocuous product (Life Savers, McDonalds, Lucky Charms, etc)?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:44:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Vaux:
Can someone explain to me the fascination with tricking out a donk to promote some innocuous product (Life Savers, McDonalds, Lucky Charms, etc)?

Because they're magically fucking delicious, that's why.

Don't forget Trix.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:45:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By David_ESM:

Originally Posted By Vaux:
Can someone explain to me the fascination with tricking out a donk to promote some innocuous product (Life Savers, McDonalds, Lucky Charms, etc)?

Because they're magically fucking delicious, that's why.

Don't forget Trix.

http://asseeninshreveport.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/trixcar.jpg?w=450&h=337


That bunny looks high as hell. Just sayin'. Got a bit of a jim brewer thing going.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:48:31 PM EDT
Why do ghetto people refer to all guns as "llamas"?

We all know llamas are terrible.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 12:49:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheJacket:
Why do ghetto people refer to all guns as "llamas"?

We all know llamas are terrible.


That's a new one.
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