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Posted: 9/3/2005 8:08:24 AM EDT
I am getting some lunch before the football game. I thought I just saw the most awesome girl standing for carryout at the Famous Daves Rib place. Nice figure in jeans and a nice figure. long pretty hair. One problem, its a 40yo guy with a long mustache!

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:09:27 AM EDT
Sausage and ribs.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:10:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 8:11:42 AM EDT by RED_5]
wash your eyes out immediately and report to the pie,bewbie and botd threads post haste!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:11:37 AM EDT
I have heard it is a very stressful moment when a homosexual finally comes out of the closet...

On the other hand, you can look forward to being privy to many a festive parade...
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:12:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:14:30 AM EDT
Driving down the road when we were kids (3 of us in the car)
Typical male youth, loud, obnoxious, ect....

See a slammin' hottie girl walking down the road a distance up...
One of us leans out the window....."Hey, sweetie...look over here"
The driver then look at our buddy leaning out the window and says....."Umm, its a GUY!"

Followed by several minutes of silence.


Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:16:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macro:
Driving down the road when we were kids (3 of us in the car)
Typical male youth, loud, obnoxious, ect....

See a slammin' hottie girl walking down the road a distance up...
One of us leans out the window....."Hey, sweetie...look over here"
The driver then look at our buddy leaning out the window and says....."Umm, its a GUY!"

Followed by several minutes of silence.





I know how you feel.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:18:01 AM EDT

Was it captainpooby?

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:20:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:22:06 AM EDT
But he had such nice hair, better then most chicks!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:22:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am getting some lunch before the football game. I thought I just saw the most awesome girl standing for carryout at the Famous Daves Rib place. Nice figure in jeans and a nice figure. long pretty hair. One problem, its a 40yo guy with a long mustache!




Quoted so it is still here when you delete your admitted humiliation

And tag for future humilitation.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:23:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:25:02 AM EDT
were you able to finish your lunch, or did you just stay there and stick it out for awhile.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:25:43 AM EDT
MEATGAZER!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:25:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
But he had such nice hair, better then most chicks!



Okay, now he's defending it.

What happened to you? One too many hernia checks get you confused?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:26:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
NEVER

NEVER

EVER

adm­it on this forum you were scoping out a dudes ass.........

<­BR>this will come back to haunt you in someones sig line



Yeah, that would really suck...



Too late
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:30:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:32:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 8:38:55 AM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]

Originally Posted By Wave:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
NEVER

NEVER

EVER

adm­it on this forum you were scoping out a dudes ass.........

<­BR>this will come back to haunt you in someones sig line



Yeah, that would really suck...



Umm...Wave...you're supposed to designate WHO said the line when you put it in your sigline otherwise everyone is gonna think YOU said this.

Perversive faggotry is running rampant in the halls of arfcom.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:34:48 AM EDT
Hey ehye! Go easy on him. This who incident is like friendly fire. No one means to kill someone from their own side, but accidents happen.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:36:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
NEVER

NEVER

EVER

adm­it on this forum you were scoping out a dudes ass.........
this will come back to haunt you in someones sig line



Hey thanks for the idea!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:38:21 AM EDT
.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:38:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am getting some lunch before the football game. I thought I just saw the most awesome girl standing for carryout at the Famous Daves Rib place. Nice figure in jeans and a nice figure. long pretty hair. One problem, its a 40yo guy with a long mustache!




Famous Dave's in Roseville?

Man that place is always packed when I drive by there. Now I know why, it's evidently a big gay pickup spot...
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:39:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:40:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Power:
.




Beat cha!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:40:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 8:41:08 AM EDT by chrome1]
Is this the beginning of " Plausible Denial "
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:50:30 AM EDT
Yet another example of the benefits of the relative anonymity of the internet.

I guess it's due to one too many fishy, oh--never mind.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:54:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By astro:
Yet another example of the benefits of the relative anonymity of the internet.




Had any good dreams lately?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:20:36 AM EDT
Oh my God, the shame will never end. The Siglines are killing me.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:21:13 AM EDT
Pickle smoocher.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:23:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By syntax:

Originally Posted By astro:
Yet another example of the benefits of the relative anonymity of the internet.




Had any good dreams lately?



Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:23:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Pickle smoocher.



OK, Robobutt I am definitely coming over to kick you ass!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:25:44 AM EDT
John has a long mustache.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:26:28 AM EDT
All I know is...YOU are supposed to know the difference!

<wonders how many "pap" smears were actually prostrate exams>
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:27:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 9:27:29 AM EDT by roboman]

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By roboman:
Pickle smoocher.



OK, Robobutt I am definitely coming over to kick you ass!



As long as you don't check it out first I'm fine with that!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:29:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By roboman:
Pickle smoocher.



OK, Robobutt I am definitely coming over to kick you ass!



As long as you don't check it out first I'm fine with that!



You know as I was typing the relpy I knew that was coming. But I did it anyway. I need more sleep.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:29:36 AM EDT
Did you tell him he has "nice pants"
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:30:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By roboman:
Pickle smoocher.



OK, Robobutt I am definitely coming over to kick you ass!



As long as you don't check it out first I'm fine with that!



You know as I was typing the relpy I knew that was coming. But I did it anyway. I need more sleep.



Rest, doctor, rest.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:36:20 AM EDT
So I guess that the payment for your life membership to the Pink Pistols is in the mail?


Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:14:38 AM EDT
Walk On The Wild Side
Lou Reed

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Candy came from out on the island
in the backroom she was everybody's darling

But she never lost her head
even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
and the coloured girls go

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.

Little Joe never once gave it away
everybody had to pay and pay

A hustle here and a hustle there
New York city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
lookin' for soul food and a place to eat

Went to the Apollo
you should have seen him go go go
They said, hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
all right, huh

Jackie is just speeding away
thought she was James Dean for a day

Then I guess she had to crash
valium would have helped that dash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
and the coloured girls say

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:17:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am getting some lunch before the football game. I thought I just saw the most awesome girl standing for carryout at the Famous Daves Rib place. Nice figure in jeans and a nice figure. long pretty hair. One problem, its a 40yo guy with a long mustache!




Saw an ass in a pair of tight jeans and went hook line and sinker into scope mode, huh Doc?



[Billy Crystal] I hate when that happens... [/billy crystal]
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:33:18 AM EDT
Maybe you should have been a proctologist?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:34:47 AM EDT
all it takes is five simple words:


Mods, please trash this thread.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:35:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
All I know is...YOU are supposed to know the difference!

<wonders how many "pap" smears were actually prostrate exams>



{Tango7 is very glad he wasn't caught with a mouthful of beverage on this one - I'd be buying the City a new keyboard and monitor}
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:43:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:46:31 AM EDT
Perhaps you need to change professions.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:58:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
NEVER

NEVER

EVER

adm­it on this forum you were scoping out a dudes ass.........

this will come back to haunt you in someones sig line



Even I'm not stupid enough to tell my jogging story.

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:09:50 PM EDT
Physician, heal thyself!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:15:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
Maybe you should have been a proctologist?



As a gyno he is quite familiar with that area. Some might say he's a junior procto.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:15:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
So I guess that the payment for your life membership to the Pink Pistols is in the mail?






Now that's just wrong! But pretty damn funny.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:20:04 PM EDT
Here's a social club just for youl, doc.

Bulls on Parade
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:43:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By maddog_enigma:
sc.tri-bit.com/images/f/f5/adu.sized.jpg



That has to be the most classic pic on the net. Awesome. LOL.
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