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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:17:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:17:28 AM EDT
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Parody thread. IBTL.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:18:01 AM EDT
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Those little bastards!!
 
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:18:04 AM EDT
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8.5/10
Good parody |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:18:08 AM EDT
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Your neighbor sounds like an asshole.... Well, Mr. Asshoole I guess.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:18:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:19:20 AM EDT
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OP is the spawn of parody.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:20:06 AM EDT
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After that thread, I would pay my kids to call him by his first name all the time. Hell, I would buy them a dog and name it after the grouchy old guy so that way they kids would be running around all day yelling his name while playing with the dog
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:20:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:21:31 AM EDT
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Ha ha
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:21:31 AM EDT
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I'll be go to hell! Damn heathens!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:23:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Parody thread. IBTL. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:23:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:23:31 AM EDT
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You must live next to Mr. Asshole!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:23:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
After that thread, I would pay my kids to call him by his first name all the time. Hell, I would buy them a dog and name it after the grouchy old guy so that way they kids would be running around all day yelling his name while playing with the dog 
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:24:18 AM EDT
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Post count.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:25:05 AM EDT
[#17]
LOL. Classic Parody Thread
IBTL |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:25:15 AM EDT
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and a damn waste of people's time. Post in the damn original thread. People, you are not Will Shakespeare, so please cool it. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:26:16 AM EDT
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Where's the original thread? I have to see this!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:26:22 AM EDT
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This thread is
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:26:59 AM EDT
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Going to get locked. IBTL
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:27:59 AM EDT
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My wife and I are both good, hard working people. But I fear our children may be the spawn of Satan himself. We moved into this very nice upper middle class neighborhood a couple weeks ago. We have been quiet and try to not ruffle any feathers as new move ins sometimes do. We have met some of our neighbors and they are very nice people, some have even invited us to their home for a welcome to the neighborhood dinner. The problem seems to be with our 3 and 5 year old children. Yesterday our older neighbor next door, I'm guessing 50ish, stopped by. The story he told my wife and I was, to say the least, unimaginably horrifying! It seams he had an incident with our children. The details of which are sending goose bumps across my skin as I attempt to share it with you now. The horror of it is, overwhelming. It appears our children called him by his first name and failed to call our neighbor, Mr. My entire body just literally shook to my core as I typed that! My wife is on the phone right now with a local Priest, trying to make an appointment for an exorcism. Pray for us! I'd bet he can barely tolerate being called that. If he can barely tolerate Mr. Asshole, I wonder what he can tolerate being called. Master? Sultan? Sheik? what a toolbag and ibtl |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:29:41 AM EDT
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So where did the demon seeds come from?
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:30:40 AM EDT
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CapnRob thread...
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:31:07 AM EDT
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Teach your kids some respect
IBTL PT |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:31:53 AM EDT
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I do not think they are spawn of satan. I do not remember fucking your wife, but please post pics just in case i am wrong. From the back please.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:34:17 AM EDT
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IBTL.
My story. I was reading to my 3 year old one night right before bed, he looked me right in the eye and said "I'm going to eat you all gone." Out of nowhere in a quiet and creepy voice. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:37:54 AM EDT
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Truly horrible
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:39:05 AM EDT
[#29]
nice one
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:39:25 AM EDT
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IBTL page1!!!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:46:13 AM EDT
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Page 1!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:48:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:48:52 AM EDT
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In for the post count!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:49:36 AM EDT
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Exorcism, it's the only way.
 
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:49:51 AM EDT
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LOL
Edit: First timer IBTL and IN ON 1! |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:51:08 AM EDT
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Your better lawyer up.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:51:51 AM EDT
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lulz.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:52:53 AM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:53:39 AM EDT
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Nice!
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:53:41 AM EDT
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and a damn waste of people's time. Post in the damn original thread. People, you are not Will Shakespeare, so please cool it. What do you come to GD for? |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:54:50 AM EDT
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I watched The Exorcist last night, for the first time, it seems like your children are in for a hell of an ordeal. Good luck.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:55:18 AM EDT
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If your children are the spawn of satan wouldn't that make you satan?
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:57:10 AM EDT
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Annie: I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God. Dean: But baby, we LIKE you. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:58:04 AM EDT
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This post is awesome, someone should post a link to this in the guy from Ohio's thread
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:03:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:08:34 AM EDT
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Well, at least you know your Neighbor is walking around with a Stick up His Ass. Easier to deal with People if you know where they are coming from.
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:13:26 AM EDT
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Waste of time... What do you come to GD for? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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and a damn waste of people's time. Post in the damn original thread. People, you are not Will Shakespeare, so please cool it. What do you come to GD for? Some people are wrapped a little too tight, Mr. Base. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:18:54 AM EDT
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10/10
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:20:37 AM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Holy sh*t i needed this morning laugh
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:20:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Parody thread. IBTL. |
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