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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:39:19 AM EDT
WTH?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:46:38 AM EDT
Pics?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:48:26 AM EDT
I do, too...periodically. I spent 18 1/2 years with her, divorced her at 34 and here it is 16 years after the divorce and I still not only do her, but we talk and stuff like that.

Very, very weird......it seems so freaking real, too.

HH
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:49:42 AM EDT
Did she say, "Is it in yet?"

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:52:07 AM EDT
having nightmares again huh?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:54:39 AM EDT
bet the bed was wet when you woke up..............
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:55:48 AM EDT
Mercy f*ck.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:57:58 AM EDT
you too??
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:02:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:03:33 AM EDT
I get dreams of an ex-girlfriend about once or twice a month.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:06:02 AM EDT
I read a book about analyzing dreams once.

Not sure what the cause of the dream was(skipped that part), but the answer is that you are supposed to sleep with your x's sister or best friend.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:08:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:09:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
WTH?



That's ok, your wife was dreaming about kicking your ass............
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:09:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I read a book about analyzing dreams once.

Not sure what the cause of the dream was(skipped that part), but the answer is that you are supposed to sleep with your x's sister or best friend.



Yuck. Her sister and her best friend are fatter than her.

Although in my dream the X looked the same as when I first met her.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:18:56 AM EDT
That's odd....I had a dream last night that you were poonsing MY ex.....woke up laughing!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:21:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 7:22:30 AM EDT by Triumph955i]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
I read a book about analyzing dreams once.

Not sure what the cause of the dream was(skipped that part), but the answer is that you are supposed to sleep with your x's sister or best friend.



Yuck. Her sister and her best friend are fatter than her.

Although in my dream the X looked the same as when I first met her.



that is why it needs to be done.

If you boof the fatty sister and best friend, your ex' girlfriend won't haunt you in your dreams.

You will have a new set of nightmares to worry about.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:44:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By OLY-M4gery:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
WTH?



That's ok, your wife was dreaming about kicking your ass............



That was no dream.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:54:38 AM EDT
Just a glitch in the Matrix. Nothing to worry about.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:07:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
that is why it needs to be done.

If you boof the fatty sister and best friend, your ex' girlfriend won't haunt you in your dreams.

You will have a new set of nightmares to worry about.


Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:20:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
Just a glitch in the Matrix. Nothing to worry about.



Whoo. That's a relief. Is it fixed now?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:34:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
you too??



Beat me to it
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:35:39 AM EDT
wife ain't give it up enough maybe?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:42:40 AM EDT
Like mom always said.

"Don't eat one hour prior to going swimming to bed, or you'll get a cramp have bad dreams."

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:44:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
wife ain't give it up enough maybe?

Sgat1r5



That's what I told her. Now I have an ice pack on my forehead.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:44:13 AM EDT
Post tramatic stress syndrome
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:45:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
wife ain't give it up enough maybe?

Sgat1r5



That's what I told her. Now I have an ice pack on my forehead.



Not a problem. Grab her purse and take all the mopney out of it.

Then look at her and tell her it goes both ways.

Sghatr15
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:54:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:54:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Painter:
Pics?



Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:59:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Did it conclude with a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez?



What's a dirty sanchez?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:00:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Did it conclude with a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez?



What's a dirty sanchez?



It involves a finger, an anus, and a moustach.

SGat1r5
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:02:26 AM EDT
Freud said "a dream is a fullfillment of a wish"
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:02:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Did it conclude with a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez?



What's a dirty sanchez?



It involves a finger, an anus, and a moustach.

SGat1r5



No. Just a spray.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:08:51 AM EDT
What did you eat before you went to bed? Patty
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:10:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
What did you eat before you went to bed? Patty



Not pie, apparently.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:11:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CelesChere:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
What did you eat before you went to bed? Patty



Not pie, apparently.



I hope it wasn't sausage!!!!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:16:44 AM EDT
I keep having stuff like this happen too. I just get over it by remembering it's just a dream and that it doesn't mean anything, really. Even though it can be kind of disconcerting. Funny thing, though, usually the "sexual" dreams I have just involve some random girl that I've never met and pretty much all we do most of the time is make out and cuddle. And yes, said random girl is always hot and different every time (usually a brunette, about my own age, slightly older than me (I'm 20), not fat and not skinny, just in between). But yeah, I do occasionally relive things I've done with exes in dreams, what helps is if you can remember that sometimes good things happen inside a overall bad situation. For instance, even if the girl was a completely abusive, intolerable bitch, you can just remember that she was hot or good in bed or anything else that you found to be good with her.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:17:39 AM EDT
At least he didn't dream that he had sex with his dad like that other member did...


Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:30:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CelesChere:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
What did you eat before you went to bed? Patty



Not pie, apparently.



I hope it wasn't sausage!!!!



Homemade hamburgers.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:07:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CelesChere:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
What did you eat before you went to bed? Patty



Not pie, apparently.



I hope it wasn't sausage!!!!



Homemade hamburgers.



Well there goes that theory. Patty
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:15:55 AM EDT
I think you two need to kiss and make up. That is the current Mrs> Bama I'm referring to. When dreams like that come around it is my opinion that you might be drifting apart. ymmv.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:26:06 AM EDT
My ex-wife, never.

But an ex-GF, from about 5 yrs ago, alot.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:27:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 11:29:44 AM EDT by VoodooChile]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
wife ain't give it up enough maybe?

Sgat1r5



That's what I told her. Now I have an ice pack pick on in my forehead.




If I had told my wife that's what would have happened
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:31:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I think you two need to kiss and make up. That is the current Mrs> Bama I'm referring to. When dreams like that come around it is my opinion that you might be drifting apart. ymmv.



Just the other day I dreamed the Mrs and her friend were naked trying to hit a pinata (sp).
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:36:15 AM EDT
I will say you arent getting enough pie since you keep having these recurring sexual dreams.


Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Just the other day I dreamed the Mrs and her friend were naked trying to hit a pinata (sp).



[freud] Furthermore if you had one of the wife, you tried to relieve your tensions with her, the friend was added to supplement the amunts or level you arent getting from the wife. When it still wasnt fulfilled, you turned to a known source of fulfillment, your ex.

Worth exactly what you paid for it. Tell the wife to get on her job, and work harder at it, so you can sleep nights.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:37:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I think you two need to kiss and make up. That is the current Mrs> Bama I'm referring to. When dreams like that come around it is my opinion that you might be drifting apart. ymmv.



Just the other day I dreamed the Mrs and her friend were naked trying to hit a pinata (sp).



That could be a sign that you need more intimacy. Dreaming about other women or your wife with other women doesn't make a man and woman closer. You may be able to do it for a while and then the wife gets jealous or wonders why she is not good enough alone with you. Again ymmv. Just my .02
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:40:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 3:21:34 PM EDT by hound]
I think that you shoud remember that we agreed not to discuss our former relationship on this board.

<­BR>

I am so sorry, that was just my first thought on this.....My bad.

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:49:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
I will say you arent getting enough pie since you keep having these recurring sexual dreams.


Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Just the other day I dreamed the Mrs and her friend were naked trying to hit a pinata (sp).



[freud] Furthermore if you had one of the wife, you tried to relieve your tensions with her, the friend was added to supplement the amunts or level you arent getting from the wife. When it still wasnt fulfilled, you turned to a known source of fulfillment, your ex.

Worth exactly what you paid for it. Tell the wife to get on her job, and work harder at it, so you can sleep nights.



I had the dream Thursday. The same day as the last time. I did have a dream about a year ago of the Mrs and basically her twin. The Mrs get's a big kick out of it when I tell her about my screwed up dreams.

Sure as hell beats my Zombie, gun runs out of ammo or jams dreams. Up until the X one came along.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:51:55 AM EDT
I still have dreams about my first wife. We split up for good in '91.

Second wife? Split in '01 and no dreams about her.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:57:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

The Mrs get's a big kick out of it when I tell her about my screwed up dreams.

Sure as hell beats my Zombie, gun runs out of ammo or jams dreams. Up until the X one came along.



If you are in the habit of having just crazy ass dreams all the time, I would go back to Patty's. "What are you eating" thoughts.

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:59:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

The Mrs get's a big kick out of it when I tell her about my screwed up dreams.

Sure as hell beats my Zombie, gun runs out of ammo or jams dreams. Up until the X one came along.



If you are in the habit of having just crazy ass dreams all the time, I would go back to Patty's. "What are you eating" thoughts.




We made mexican food the other night. The Mrs and I both had wild dreams. Eating pizza late at night seems to bring on some weird dreams.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 12:11:05 PM EDT
I have some really bizare dreams ,they can be so real. I think it is just a way your sub concience gets stuff off it ,s back.
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