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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:06:04 PM EDT
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So is this the official Independence day drinking thread?
OP, did you have them with a slice of lime? Could you do the same beer for Cinco de Mayo? Inquiring minds want to know! |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:06:37 PM EDT
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Careful now; you might get alcohol poisoning.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:07:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Cheers OP! I had a cowboy martini at 8:30 this morning. (Beer with a couple olives served in a mason jar)
Happy 4th! |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:08:58 PM EDT
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Shit. I don't drink either. But when I do, it's a fifth of vodka. If you're going to do something, do it right.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:12:49 PM EDT
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Yeah I sliced some lime...funny thing im around 6'2 245lbs and feel tore up, have to make sure I dont burn shit on the grill.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:16:33 PM EDT
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Shit. I don't drink either. But when I do, it's a fifth of vodka. If you're going to do something, do it right. Have a fifth on the fourth!
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:23:31 PM EDT
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Shit. I don't drink either. But when I do, it's a fifth of vodka. If you're going to do something, do it right. do it right? vodka? thats alcohol for wimmins. real men drink whiskey. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:24:54 PM EDT
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I gotta work later so nothing for me.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:26:47 PM EDT
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2 "beers?"
2 CORONAS?!? That's not even beer. Get some gin. Step up your game, OP. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:27:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Cheers Daddy-O!
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Posted: 7/4/2015 4:28:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 2 "beers?" 2 CORONAS?!? That's not even beer. Get some gin. Step up your game, OP.  What next, gin and juice? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:03:29 PM EDT
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Your cornhole, watch it.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:07:46 PM EDT
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Be care OP, the next step is pot needles, then it'll lead to a heroin addiction
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:20:40 PM EDT
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Don't feel bad, two beers gets me feeling nice anymore as well.
But I'm sure it would take more then two donkey piss beers to make me buzzed
Used to enjoy drinking but have found that if I get drunk it takes a few days to recover. I have a bar in my basement that's stocked full of great liquors and I don't even touch it anymore. Friends come over and enjoy it instead. I do have a craving for a nice German wheat beer though 
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:22:34 PM EDT
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I'm going to shoot my cannon in a few hours. Don't want to start drinking until a few minutes before. I find that drunken cannon shooting is much more fulfilling than sober.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:27:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Be care OP, the next step is pot needles, then it'll lead to a heroin addiction |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:28:39 PM EDT
[#17]
I remember my first beer...
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:32:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Hahaha...
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:33:37 PM EDT
[#19]
According to the docs here in GD, you are both a prude for not drinking before and an alcoholic for needing two beers. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:37:42 PM EDT
[#20]
OK, now drink some real beer.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:38:13 PM EDT
[#21]
Two CORONAS?
Two? You mean for breakfast . . . right? Maybe with a splash of tomato juice. While you were getting the Margarita machine stared up. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:40:54 PM EDT
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Gin? What next, gin and juice? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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2 "beers?" 2 CORONAS?!? That's not even beer. Get some gin. Step up your game, OP. What next, gin and juice? Straight gin. It's best when my panties are too tight for me to drink whiskey. Whiskey makes me break stuff and threaten people. I stick to gin or rum. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:41:09 PM EDT
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I would probably feel the same OP.
Haven't had a drink in a few years. Have fun 
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:41:30 PM EDT
[#24]
kcolg30 likes this thread...
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:42:55 PM EDT
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Yeah, guys....the wife says Im a bitch. She's rican...so she like rum. Sorry fuckers....no damn pics!
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:42:59 PM EDT
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Two CORONAS? Two? You mean for breakfast . . . right? Maybe with a splash of tomato juice. While you were getting the Margarita machine stared up. I know, right? Corona is the kind of thing they serve before they make macaroni and glitter pictures at day care.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 5:53:53 PM EDT
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Straight gin. It's best when my panties are too tight for me to drink whiskey. Whiskey makes me break stuff and threaten people. I stick to gin or rum. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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2 "beers?" 2 CORONAS?!? That's not even beer. Get some gin. Step up your game, OP. What next, gin and juice? Straight gin. It's best when my panties are too tight for me to drink whiskey. Whiskey makes me break stuff and threaten people. I stick to gin or rum. Gin is for those special times when you want to know how it feels to eat a pine tree.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 6:09:13 PM EDT
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I hardly ever drink either. But today I'm going for the jack Daniels Watermelon Punch. This b
ottle will last me all weekend.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 6:13:52 PM EDT
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It's going to be a scotch night for sure. McCallan's 12yr neat.
I have a question for those who say different booze makes them act different. Why does it do that? I can drink everything from chick drinks, beer to whiskey and everything I between and the only thing I get is drunk and happy. 
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:02:05 PM EDT
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My pops drank his whole life....nothing makes him want to kill a person more then johnnie walker red.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:04:15 PM EDT
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Captain morgan and i have knocked a few teeth out.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:15:36 PM EDT
[#32]
At least you are well hydrated now
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:18:03 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm celebrating for a couple reasons, and I've opened up a "JD 2014 Single Barrel Holiday Select" that's I've been saving. Holy smooth 96 proof, batman. Yum. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:18:17 PM EDT
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You're a cheap date.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:27:27 PM EDT
[#35]
1 drink in the last 21 years. ... not today but I've thought about it. ..
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:34:40 PM EDT
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I know, right? Corona is the kind of thing they serve before they make macaroni and glitter pictures at day care. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Two CORONAS? Two? You mean for breakfast . . . right? Maybe with a splash of tomato juice. While you were getting the Margarita machine stared up. I know, right? Corona is the kind of thing they serve before they make macaroni and glitter pictures at day care. Dang, they never had glitter at the place I went. I doubt it was anything as fancy as Corona either. We also didn't have crayon melters back in the day: if you wanted a melted crayon you had to stick it on the radiator. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:35:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hahaha... |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:39:44 PM EDT
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why do people feel the need to announce when they're inebriated?
do retarded people walk down the street screaming "I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME"? |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 8:43:51 PM EDT
[#39]
You would have to be drunk to post that you got drunk off two Coronas.
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Posted: 7/4/2015 9:11:31 PM EDT
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You're a cheap date. Haha.....people have told me that. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 9:12:57 PM EDT
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This thread makes me happy.. There's always a lighter weight. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hahaha... Glad to help. |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 9:14:59 PM EDT
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You would have to be drunk to post that you got drunk off two Coronas. Fucking made me laugh out loud!!!! |
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Posted: 7/4/2015 10:04:45 PM EDT
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Boozers. There goes the country.
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