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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:09:39 AM EDT
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?



When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.





You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:10:44 AM EDT
Post worthless without pics of steak.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:10:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


Not our fault your sammitch maker can't take instructions and screws up your order.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:13:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 6:17:46 AM EDT by TrojanMan]
My muffaletta says your dinner sucks.  

This is now a sandwich picture thread.













Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:15:41 AM EDT
pics of missus is needed for judgment
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:17:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices)
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:17:32 AM EDT


Steaks are prepared by men over fire.

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:17:43 AM EDT
sammich is for lunch, she makes steak, ribs, whatever I want for dinner!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:18:05 AM EDT




Originally Posted By gregert12:

pics of missus is needed for judgment




Pics of her standing next to the computer screen with the original post. I want proof that she has read what the OP wrote, and that she hasn't eliminated the OP...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:18:19 AM EDT
anyone else have epenis envy?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:18:49 AM EDT
You know the rules.........pics of wife or BS.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:19:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices)



Now THAT is calling someone out!  
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:20:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BuckeyeDoc:
Post worthless without pics of steak and your wife


Fixed it for you

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:22:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm steak sammich!

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:26:59 AM EDT
I was under the impression you were a chick.

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:27:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 6:28:43 AM EDT by fook]
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.







That has got to be the dumbest statement made on ARFCOM today.
























No way in hell you have a wife.....

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:44:35 AM EDT
Sure......




Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:47:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:47:32 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:



Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices)


It's true.



I'm not good looking.  Or even rich.  But I do have big cock.



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:48:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.
 Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:49:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 6:50:16 AM EDT by sarahjane]
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:

Ive seen pictures of you, frankly I think you're lucky to get a slice of spam between two pieces of bread. (even the end slices)

It's true.

I'm not good looking.  Or even rich.  But I do have big cock.  




OMG FIVER!!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:55:06 AM EDT
Put that steak in the middle of a fresh roll with some cheese and see how you feel.  Steak on the go mother f'er.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:57:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:


Steaks are prepared by men over fire.



Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:59:22 AM EDT
oh snap

One could argue that all a real man wants is pie.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:03:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
oh snap

One could argue that all a real man wants is pie.


well yeah
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:04:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By legonas:
http://home.comcast.net/~legonas/sandwich.jpg


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:16:09 AM EDT
I'm gonna take a wild quess that his wife is out of town.
No one in their right mind would take the chance posting like that if the little woman might see it.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:16:59 AM EDT


Cake.....

PIE is my choice...

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:33:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 7:48:38 AM EDT by blackdogremi]

who the fuck cooks steak in the kitchen
by the way, if she really cared about you she would have served a vegatable with your meal
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:41:36 AM EDT


 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:45:51 AM EDT



Originally Posted By fiver:


Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?



When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.





You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


I eat sammiches before the steak.



It's like the shirt before the shirt.



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:02:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:


Steaks are prepared by men over fire.



+1
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:08:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


Well well well.


Rather have a sandwich and pie, than a steak and none
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:09:00 AM EDT



Originally Posted By blackdogremi:




who the fuck cooks steak in the kitchen





Alton Brown?



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:11:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


+1 you sir said what everyone else is thinking but afraid to post.  
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:13:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 8:13:58 AM EDT by xm177e2687]
dude my girlfriend can't even make a proper sandwich (at least not that I know of) but I'm certainly not complaining.  I do all the cooking and I'm fine with that, so is she (i'm a good cook).  She's plenty good at making me happy in ways that don't involve food.. if I want a woman to make me a sandwich in a kitchen I'll go to the deli, if I want a woman to satisfy me in the bedroom, I'll go to my girlfriend.  
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:16:37 AM EDT



Originally Posted By xm177e2687:


dude my girlfriend can't even make a proper sandwich (at least not that I know of) but I'm certainly not complaining.  I do all the cooking and I'm fine with that, so is she (i'm a good cook).  She's plenty good at making me happy in ways that don't involve food.. if I want a woman to make me a sandwich in a kitchen I'll go to the deli, if I want a woman to satisfy me in the bedroom, I'll go to my girlfriend.  


Perfect setup for a strap-on joke right here.



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:20:52 AM EDT
If a steak is wanted, it should be cooked outside by the "person" who has the balls in the relationship.

Substitute "sammich" for "snack" including pie. We aren't always talking about some fucking meat in between a few slices of bread.

Unass your mancard for 2 weeks, you bitch.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:22:17 AM EDT



Originally Posted By krpind:


If a steak is wanted, it should be cooked outside by the "person" who has the balls in the relationship.



Substitute "sammich" for "snack" including pie. We aren't always talking about some fucking meat in between a few slices of bread.



Unass your mancard for 2 weeks, you bitch.


Much better than your normal kumbaya bullshit.  I approve.



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:24:29 AM EDT




Originally Posted By Jarhead08:



Originally Posted By fiver:

Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?



When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak. Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly. And scalloped potatoes. And a glass of scotch. And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.





You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.




Not our fault your sammitch maker can't take instructions and screws up your order.




Greatest post yet!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:24:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?

When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.


You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.


I think all the sammich humor on ARFCOM started from a widely publicized quote from Dr Laura Schlesinger’s book, 'The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands'.

The quote was something like "Men are only interested in two things: If he’s not horny, make him a sandwich.”

It was a point she was making to complaning wives about how easy it is to keep us happy.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:25:54 AM EDT



Originally Posted By fiver:


Why do all you pussies want a sandwich?



When I send my wife to the kitchen, she comes back with a fucking steak.  Cooked rare and seasoned perfectly.  And scalloped potatoes.  And a glass of scotch.  And a fucking piece of cake for dessert, that she baked herself from scratch only an hour ago, just for me.





You fags can keep your sandwiches for yourselves, I'm eating real food.
Would you trust a woman to cook meat on a grill?





 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:29:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By xm177e2687:
dude my girlfriend can't even make a proper sandwich (at least not that I know of) but I'm certainly not complaining.  I do all the cooking and I'm fine with that, so is she (i'm a good cook).  She's plenty good at making me happy in ways that don't involve food.. if I want a woman to make me a sandwich in a kitchen I'll go to the deli, if I want a woman to satisfy me in the bedroom, I'll go to my girlfriend.  


The sammiches she makes me are fine, maybe she loves me more...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:33:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By krpind:
If a steak is wanted, it should be cooked outside by the "person" who has the balls in the relationship.

Substitute "sammich" for "snack" including pie. We aren't always talking about some fucking meat in between a few slices of bread.

Unass your mancard for 2 weeks, you bitch.

Much better than your normal kumbaya bullshit.  I approve.
 


lol
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:35:26 AM EDT
My wife is a terrible cook.  How could toast have bones?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:37:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Windustsearch:
My wife is a terrible cook.  How could toast have bones?


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:39:10 AM EDT
Hell, I never understood why people would want to drink liquor with a meal...but maybe that's just me.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:40:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Windustsearch:
My wife is a terrible cook.  How could toast have bones?


She is just supposed to make you the sammich.

You don't have to eat it.  That is what the dog is for.

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:43:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By junebug68:
Hell, I never understood why people would want to drink liquor with a meal...but maybe that's just me.


It's just you.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:44:42 AM EDT
Fuck your steak.


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:55:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By junebug68:
Hell, I never understood why people would want to drink liquor with a meal...but maybe that's just me.


It's just you.


Nope, me too.

A beer on the other hand...
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