I don't know how anyone managed to do it without being caught...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I don't know how anyone managed to do it without being caught...

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:10:47 AM EDT

Right now, we are in the middle of a booming lunch rush at the restaurant, 1.5hr wait for 2 people to sit down etc, what can I say, it's the holidays

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Anyhoo, I left my office for a few minutes from getting my holiday payroll ready for Christmas and I go to the restroom.

I walk into the bathroom, the furthest urinal in to the bathroom has a giant turd sitting in the urinal, and it can't be flushed because it's all caught up in a urinal cake

I'm shocked that someone could pull that off during our lunch rush... while it's nasty as hell, I kind of applaud him

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:11:40 AM EDT

[#1]

IBTL

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:11:45 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:12:55 AM EDT

[#3]

It was probably sitting there from the night before, and nobody wants to report it
for fear of being volunteered to take care of it.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:13:53 AM EDT

[#4]

Nah, because the restrooms are sparkling from the cleaning crew in the morning

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:14:22 AM EDT

[#5]

What kind of psychosis compels people to do this? I see it everywhere... sometimes they do it on the floor.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:15:06 AM EDT

[#6]

Thanks for sharing...

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:15:59 AM EDT

[#7]

Could be a fake. I got an 8" one once and floated it in the tub when I bathed the kids. Then I called Mrs. Callgood in to "see what one of them had done."

Anyway, bend down and give it the sniff test to make sure.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:16:05 AM EDT

[#8]

You have any ex-Navy employees?

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:16:18 AM EDT

[#9]

Ahhh...The Mad Crapper Strikes again!

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:16:31 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Could be a fake. I got an 8" one once and floated it in the tub when I bathed the kids. Then I called Mrs. Callgood in to "see what one of them had done."

Anyway, bend down and give it the ~~sniff~~ TASTE test to make sure.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:17:17 AM EDT

[#11]

Is Hokie's crew doing work in your neighborhood?

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:17:47 AM EDT

[#12]

Heh, just had one of the busboys clean that thing out... never seen a kid grab a turd with his hand before (gloved of course), first reaction was "This thing is warm"

HAHA DZL I remember that one! I'm gonna put some claymores in front of the urinals hehe

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:20:43 AM EDT

[#13]

Gotta be a bomber pilot.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:23:07 AM EDT

[#14]

Hey, maybe the crapper was occupied and this guy had an anxious jumper in the door.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:28:24 AM EDT

[#15]

Granted I've been known to leave some "monsters"

in the stalls for others to marvel but the urinal... Kudos to this dare devil

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:33:15 AM EDT

[#16]

shit, i think i just pissed my pants.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:34:16 AM EDT

[#17]

The big white thing in the bottom of the urinal is NOT A BREATH MINT!

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:37:20 AM EDT

[#18]

Was it a steamer?

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:44:48 AM EDT

[#19]

You should've nuked it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:45:56 AM EDT

[#20]

So I was in the restaurant during the lunch rush & had to go to the can. Damn both stalls were full so I backed up to the.....

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:46:27 AM EDT

[#21]

was it stinky

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:48:02 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
So I was in the restaurant during the lunch rush & had to go to the can. Damn both stalls were full so I backed up to the.....

I was waitin for it

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:48:32 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
What kind of psychosis compels people to do this? I see it everywhere... sometimes they do it on the floor.

We had someone at work decide to lighten his bowels in the middle of the bathrom floor, and then empty the hand soap dispenser and cover the pile with the liquid soap.

What's up with that?!

Posted: 12/20/2005 10:49:26 AM EDT

[#24]

You know... sometimes when I have one touching cotton and the stalls are full, I just gotta go.

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:05:40 AM EDT

[#25]

Maybe it was Al Gore vomiting that turd into the urinal?

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:12:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:17:42 AM EDT

[#27]

Probably just a load from a diaper.

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:19:37 AM EDT

[#28]

When babies drop loads the size of footballs, I'll let that one stay on the table

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:46:56 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:50:12 AM EDT

[#30]

This almost could be judged as an upper decker. For those of you going WTF is an upper decker, that is where you drop a deuce in the fill tank of some poor bastards toilet.

Posted: 12/20/2005 11:54:43 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
This almost could be judged as an upper decker. For those of you going WTF is an upper decker, that is where you drop a deuce in the fill tank of some poor bastards toilet.

Sounds like a plan to me

Posted: 12/20/2005 12:02:12 PM EDT

[#32]

OT but related:

one night at my last club, we have a ladies' room problem. normally, i'd send the busser in, but he was so busy that i just couldn't spare him on the floor. in addition, i have a policy that i'll never ask an employee to do something that i wouldn't do myself, so i decided to take care of it.

well, in the last stall (and it is always the last stall) there is a pretty hefty floater, which won't flush due to the champagne glass stuck waaaaaaay down there. so suit coat off, sleeves rolled up, and wearing the dishwashing gloves that i keep for just such an occasion, i fish out the glass and assorted junk and get things working again.

now here's the funny part. as i'm relating this story in our GM/owner meeting, the mgr of our other location gives me a strange look. when i ask him why, he shows us his notes. #6 was...

"buy gloves."

Posted: 12/20/2005 12:07:28 PM EDT

[#33]

One time I was at Crabby Bills down on St Petersburg beach, and it is not as nice a restaurant as their main spot. Anyway I was there with a bunch of friends and my girlfriend and we were all shithoused drunk, and I had to take a dump like mad so I go into the bathroom and I see this huge obese guy leaving one of the 3 stalls. The other two were occupied, so I cautiously opened the door to his stall to see if it stunk or was nasty. There was no stench but I looked in the toilet and I swear to god there was the largest turd I have ever seen. The thing was literally like a loaf of bread. It was 3-4 inches WIDE and about 6 inches long, and it couldn't be flushed. I was so disgusted and also amazed, that I just stumbled back out to my table and went back later to do what I had to do. I used a different stall. I told one of my buddies and he went in and came out with like a pale look on his face, he was shocked as well. We concluded it must be fake or something... there is no way a person's sphincter can accomodate something like that, it just couldnt be what it was.

- rem

Posted: 12/20/2005 12:10:29 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Gotta be a bomber pilot.

No fighter jock could hit the urinal.

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