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Posted: 12/18/2005 8:35:48 AM EDT
And neither do you.



Nikolay Valuev, right, defeated John Ruiz for the WBA heavywight world championship. Valuev becomes the tallest (7 feet) and heaviest (323 pounds) champion of all-time.



Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:36:38 AM EDT
people like that is why I carry a concealed firearm
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:36:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
And neither do you.



You're right there.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:38:09 AM EDT
He aint' shit!
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:38:21 AM EDT
I don't know anything about boxing, but the guy he is fight looks like he has been at it 10 years too long. His chest has gone the way of Ahnold.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:40:16 AM EDT
Boring match. The fun started when Ruis's coach stole the WBA-belt in the ring and a fight started.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:41:03 AM EDT
Shitfuck!......That is one tall glass of asswhipper.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:41:08 AM EDT
The beast from the east. He's 32 I think.

In before the Roadhouse "kick his knee" comments.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:43:33 AM EDT

WBA heavyweight champ John Ruiz scaled in at 237.5 lbs for tomorrow´s fight against Russian giant Nikolai Valuev, who came in at 324 lbs.



I wonder how much he outreached him?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:45:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
people like that is why I carry a concealed firearm



AND spare magazines !
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:46:32 AM EDT
A punch square in the jewels will take him down a notch or two
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:47:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 8:47:57 AM EDT by Combatvet]
I'd kick him in the knee's. PBIR
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:47:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:
In before the Roadhouse "kick his knee" comments.


[Roadhouse] I thought you would have been bigger [/Roadhouse]
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:48:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combatvet:
I'd kick him in the knee's. PBIR



Damn, that hurts, don't it?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:48:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By justthefacts:
A punch square uppercut in the jewels will take him down a notch or two

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:50:08 AM EDT
"I must break you"
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:50:51 AM EDT
That dude is no match for Chuck Norris!


Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:52:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

WBA heavyweight champ John Ruiz scaled in at 237.5 lbs for tomorrow´s fight against Russian giant Nikolai Valuev, who came in at 324 lbs.



I wonder how much he outreached him?



7" according to BoxRec.com
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:55:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

WBA heavyweight champ John Ruiz scaled in at 237.5 lbs for tomorrow´s fight against Russian giant Nikolai Valuev, who came in at 324 lbs.



I wonder how much he outreached him?



7" according to BoxRec.com




From the pic it looks like Ruiz couldnt get a good head shot if he let him.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:01:49 AM EDT
If it bleeds..we can kill it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:14:46 AM EDT
I bet he couldn't take a full power shot from Squatdog...
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:16:47 AM EDT
This is him before his weekly haircut:

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:20:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SabreCat:
I bet he couldn't take a full power shot from Squatdog...




The guy on the left kinda looks like...

GM
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:21:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SabreCat:
I bet he couldn't take a full power shot from Squatdog...



Fuck! Beat me to it!

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:21:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BerlinVet:
This is him before his weekly haircut:

www.javabobs.us/images/bigfoot.jpg



Good point.

But is he Yetti, Sasquatch, BigFoot, or Chuck Norris?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:24:22 AM EDT
I'd like to see a bout between Valuev and Richard Simmons.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:27:32 AM EDT
Definitely have to draw down on the brute
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:04:03 AM EDT
Chuck Norris could take him.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:07:33 AM EDT
My genitals retracted into my body cavity when I saw the photo.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:13:28 AM EDT
squatdog could take him!
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:23:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SgtWhiting:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
people like that is why I carry a concealed firearm



AND spare magazines !



Filled hollow points with mercury!
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:37:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
My genitals retracted into my body cavity when I saw the photo.






Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:38:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
people like that is why I carry a concealed firearm


yep
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:43:24 AM EDT
This guy from the Super Hero thread could take him out.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 10:59:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By npd233:
This guy from the Super Hero thread could take him out.
img206.imageshack.us/img206/9461/untitled6yx.jpg





That little dude is my desktop image. Weener-Punch is the king.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 11:12:20 AM EDT
People like that is why my carry gun is a .454 casull stoked with 300 grain HC ammo running at 1800 FPS. If the shot don't do it he'll be blind while I run like hell.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 11:21:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
And neither do you.



Nikolay Valuev, right, defeated John Ruiz for the WBA heavywight world championship. Valuev becomes the tallest (7 feet) and heaviest (323 pounds) and hairiest champion of all-time.



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Link Posted: 12/18/2005 11:44:26 AM EDT
hairy fucker
so is he going to be the reason for Rocky 6?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 1:23:09 PM EDT
also add the fact that Ruiz is a has been (well, never really was a someone), and you get an instant win. Let's see what the big Ruskie can do against someone who can fight. If you look at his fight record he has only had 2 or 3 well known opponents.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 1:30:10 PM EDT
I wonder if David Carradine could snatch the pebble from the Russian's gigantic mutant hand.....
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 1:39:17 PM EDT
squatdog could take him
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 1:57:23 PM EDT
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