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Posted: 8/21/2017 9:49:12 PM EST


Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:50:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:50:57 PM EST
She looks like she rides horses...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:51:39 PM EST
Savage
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:51:43 PM EST
At least you got one to talk to you, I can't even manage that. On match no less.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:52:33 PM EST
Plenty of fatties



Try bumble instead.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:53:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By KennyW1983:
At least you got one to talk to you, I can't even manage that. On match no less.
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Have you tried being tall?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:53:08 PM EST
I was banging left-and-right but i had two rules

1) Must not be crazy

2) must not have penis.

...Rule #1 was flexible depending on boobie size.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:54:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By StevenH:


Have you tried being tall?
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I'm 6'0

The problem is the other direction.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:54:59 PM EST
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. Be tall
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:55:06 PM EST
Dick pics are always a good ice breaker. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:55:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By KennyW1983:


I'm 6'0

The problem is the other direction.
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Fat?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:00:00 PM EST
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I live in Charlotte NC, are you talking Gastonia as in West of Charlotte?





Cause if you are, you're absolutely correct. She probably thinks you ain't got nothing on her brother, her first true live....
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:01:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JET55:


I live in Charlotte NC, are you talking Gastonia as in West of Charlotte?





Cause if you are, you're absolutely correct. She probably thinks you ain't got nothing on her brother, her first true live....
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Yup, that's the Gastonia in question
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:02:29 PM EST
That is a pretty lame opening comment, but I have a really hard time believing it is the douchiest thing said to her.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:04:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By StevenH:
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. Be tall
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This is true.
In any smaller locality there are only like 5-10 guys who have fucked every hottie in their area on POF. The other 1000 guys don't even get messages.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:04:45 PM EST
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You started out strong, then failed with the second comment. Shoulda been a quick one liner, then get her number.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:06:00 PM EST
Southern girls are proud of their shit hole towns. They also don't enjoy teeth or weight jokes.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:09:14 PM EST
Try grinder, probably have better luck.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:10:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By abtex1:
Dick pics are always a good ice breaker. 
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Worked for Tiger
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:11:55 PM EST
Too many fatties, there my friend.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:12:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bjohnson425:
Try grinder, probably have better luck.
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Care to share how you came to formulate that opinion?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:22:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:27:31 PM EST
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For anyone in question about my choice of opening line, this gives great perspective.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:28:02 PM EST
Best not to start by insulting their town I'd say.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:29:51 PM EST
You should have doubled down instead of backtracking.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:29:56 PM EST
Gotta give some love to Tinder. Met my girl via that. Been together over a year now. Hands down best relationship I've ever had. Gonna put a ring on it.

We both joke that we never expected this to happen from Tinder.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:37:15 PM EST
At least you won the competition for douchiest line, should have asked her what the prize was.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:41:00 PM EST
We all like to bash the fine girls of Gastonia. But I dicked so many at the west end pool hall back in the day that I can not judge.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:41:20 PM EST
Dont be a prince charming, dominate and rule these slam pigs

Use an alias

Discard slam pig for another slam pig

Dating accomplished
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:46:40 PM EST
So, Gastonia is like Porter was here back in the 80s?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:47:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MCMX300:


This is true.
In any smaller locality there are only like 5-10 guys who have fucked every hottie in their area on POF. The other 1000 guys don't even get messages.
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The 20 / 80 rule. 20% of guys are fucking 80% of the women.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:48:16 PM EST
Judging from these responses Gastonia sounds like a real shithole.

If it's a known shithole, and if she's the kind of girl that would take offense to someone calling it a shithole, then she's probably crazy.

Good roasting.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:49:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
You should have doubled down instead of backtracking.
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Yep. You wimped out. Agree and amplify would have been a better play
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:56:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Fugger:
Judging from these responses Gastonia sounds like a real shithole.

If it's a known shithole, and if she's the kind of girl that would take offense to someone calling it a shithole, then she's probably crazy.

Good roasting.
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Yes.

Ever heard of the phrase "trailer park feet"?

It's been a fashion trend there for decades.


She might even have a sistermommy or uncledaddy.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:57:39 PM EST
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POF sucks just as much as your text game does. You got a response from her in the form of a shit test which means you piqued her curiosity but you failed to hold your frame. Google "heartiste text game" and read up.

I would have told her "I see those charm school lessons paid off", ignored her next response and went for the number and told her the first round is on her. Bottom line is the harder you laugh at your own messages the more they like them. There was a huge thread on here about using GD thread titles for Tinder openers, hilarious and effective.

Or hell she practically left the door open for you to say "what do I win" which is eventually sex.

You need game bro, badly.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:59:53 PM EST
Next time try "Gastonia huh? Love that place. Lots of cool peeps there".

It's not hard at all to play the stupid game.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:00:29 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Ammon:
Yup, that's the Gastonia in question
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Originally Posted By JET55:


I live in Charlotte NC, are you talking Gastonia as in West of Charlotte?





Cause if you are, you're absolutely correct. She probably thinks you ain't got nothing on her brother, her first true live....
Yup, that's the Gastonia in question
From CLT... I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Hahahah.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:01:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 11:02:58 PM EST by AcidGambit]
You can't speak to females the way you post on this board, they are the lesser sex and have no sense of humor.

Send her a picture of your dick, women really dig that.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:03:29 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GMZ:
POF sucks just as much as your text game does. You got a response from her in the form of a shit test which means you piqued her curiosity but you failed to hold your frame. Google "heartiste text game" and read up.

I would have told her "I see those charm school lessons paid off", ignored her next response and went for the number and told her the first round is on her. Bottom line is the harder you laugh at your own messages the more they like them. There was a huge thread on here about using GD thread titles for Tinder openers, hilarious and effective.

Or hell she practically left the door open for you to say "what do I win" which is eventually sex.

You need game bro, badly.
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Yep.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:05:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
You can't speak to females the way you post on this board, they are the lesser sex and have no sense of humor.

Send her a picture of your dick, women really dig that.
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that's where you're wrong kiddo
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:06:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By StevenH:
Plenty of fatties



Try bumble instead.
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"Wolfe’s current venture is Bumble, a self-proclaimed feminist dating app where women have to make the first move"
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By goodasgone81:



"Wolfe’s current venture is Bumble, a self-proclaimed feminist dating app where women have to make the first move"
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I've used Tinder, OK Cupid, Coffee meets bagel, Bumble and a couple others i forget. Bumble is by far the best of the free app based dating sites. They force the women to initiate contact within 24-hours of a match. if they want to call that feminist, okay.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:15:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:16:34 PM EST
You internet dating tards are double-tarded Crayon-eating Mofos.

Thanks for the verification. Again.

I remember when you could just look an actual, real, live girl in the eyes, and then decide if you wanted to try your window licker lines on her.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:20:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bigtard:
You internet dating tards are double-tarded Crayon-eating Mofos.

Thanks for the verification. Again.

I remember when you could just look an actual, real, live girl in the eyes, and then decide if you wanted to try your window licker lines on her.
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Yeah, you can go to the local pub and pick from the 6 girls there. Or you can open Tinder and pick from 100 girls and have her meet you at the pub. Dating has moved on. We don't sip lemonade on her parents porch swing anymore either gramps.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:22:36 PM EST
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that's your message?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By StevenH:


Yeah, you can go to the local pub and pick from the 6 girls there. Or you can open Tinder and pick from 100 girls and have her meet you at the pub. Dating has moved on. We don't sip lemonade on her parents porch swing anymore either gramps.
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Yeah, we've all seen the results.

That's workin well for ya, Baby Daddy.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 9:33:38 AM EST
Lots of fat chicks on pof.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 9:36:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2017 9:38:43 AM EST by JoeCoastie]
If Ammon Goeth had the internet........


You're far too pretty to be a Jew, tell me, you're really not a Jew, are you?


Let me post........


OP, you retarded twatwaffle.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 9:44:37 AM EST
I've had more success with OkCupid.   Seems to be a higher grade of women on there versus POF.  I'm sure it's probably location dependent though.
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