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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:41:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:45:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 7:46:20 PM EDT by Cypher214]
Holy disgusting shit!

Thank GOD for soap and daily showers!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:46:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 7:46:26 PM EDT by operatorerror]
Thanks for sharing!!!

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:46:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:49:51 PM EDT
Ahh yes, the sootikin.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:51:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
Ahh yes, the sootikin.

I've read that there were people employed by churches specificaly to sweep up after Mass....

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:55:12 PM EDT
Dear god. Im not going to sleep tonight.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:57:48 PM EDT
haha ever thought about that
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:58:04 PM EDT

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:01:41 PM EDT
Nothing a little Black Death can't take care of.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:01:52 PM EDT
Thank you. Thank you very much. I could have gone my entire life without reading this thread.

No wonder the tribes of ancient Israel made the women leave the tribe during "that time".
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:03:36 PM EDT
Well...that was certainly, uh...interesting.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:14:22 PM EDT
For when a condom just ain't enough.....


Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:16:03 PM EDT


That is so nasty on so many levels.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:23:10 PM EDT
Um....Too bad I didnt pass on this thread
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:25:19 PM EDT
Man, homosexuality suddenly became much more understandable.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:26:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Man, homosexuality suddenly became much more understandable.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:28:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Man, homosexuality suddenly became much more understandable.

NO KIDDING!!! Ah...honey, we need to talk about sumtin' that ain't every happin' again.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:30:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:40:51 PM EDT
Ever have that 'not so fresh' feeling?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:55:00 PM EDT
I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years.

Thanks to this thread, I can go another 10.

- BG
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:58:28 PM EDT
This is why I don't eat pussy.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:03:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
This is why I don't eat pussy.

Well there goes my theory on how you came to choose your screen name.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:05:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
This is why I don't eat pussy.

..and you thought that was a Bearded Clam.....

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:07:00 PM EDT
I clicked on this thinking it would have something to do with SCUBA.

I'm so sorry I got that PADI training now.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:07:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:11:26 PM EDT
Now i'm hungry
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:15:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 10:16:31 PM EDT by napalm]

Originally Posted By Spade:
I clicked on this thinking it would have something to do with SCUBA.

I'm so sorry I got that PADI training now.

BS, mofo!

You need shit like this for muff diving now!

I'm going in!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:36:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 10:36:51 PM EDT by Alien]
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:37:48 PM EDT
well that wasn't as gross as y'all made out. Its still gross, but not unexpected....
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:38:00 PM EDT
This thread is a friggin' train wreck. I read all the responses before I even clicked the link, and one would think that would have been enough of a deterrent .. but, no. I had to look anyway.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:43:04 PM EDT
How do i change my screen name to Sootikin?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:44:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 10:47:29 PM EDT by NYPatriot]

Google images is NOT your friend!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:48:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NYPatriot:

Google images is NOT your friend!

that looks like a potato with a fungus growin on it! Is that sootikin?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:58:00 PM EDT
no that appears to be a great "tourd".
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 11:00:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 11:07:56 PM EDT by yekimak]
Apparently that thread on alt.tasteless is somewhat famous as most references on the net refer back to it.

a little googling came up with this :


Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat where have you been?
I've been to London to look at the Queen.
Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under a [her] chair.

One explanation of the origins of this rhyme goes back to 16th century England. One of the staff of Queen Elizabeth I (Good Queen Bess) was said to have had an old cat which tended to roam throughout one of the royal residences. On one occasion the cat apparently went underneath the throne (the "chair") and its tail brushed against the Queen's foot, startling her. Luckily Queen Elizabeth was amused and declared that the cat could wander through the throne room as long as it kept it free of mice!

Another suggested meaning of this relates to the poor hygiene of a different queen and is perhaps a cautionary tale about hygiene in general. Undergarments were uncommon among poorer women before the nineteenth century and dust, ash and general grime accumulated on the genitalia just as it did elsewhere on the body. Bathing was uncommon (indeed it was considered positively unhealthy) and while the hands and face would be washed, other parts were often overlooked for weeks or months, particularly those parts that would incite lustful thoughts if touched. One result of this was the accumulation of grime, cellular debris, menstrual discharge and natural secretions in the vaginal cleft. Quite substantial amounts could accumulate until their size and weight caused them to fall out while the lady was walking or when she rose from her chair. These accumulations were called sootikins and resembled small mice in colour and shape.

Accounts written by Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikins after services. There is a scurrilous anonymous account of a sootikin being allegedly found under Queen Anne's chair in St Paul's Cathedral in London during the Thanksgiving Service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession. The nursery rhyme contains all of these ingredients - London, a queen, a chair and a "mouse" underneath the chair. In addition, the word "pussy" is both an affectionate term for a cat and a slang term for female genitalia. In addition to the "pussy" and "mouse" meanings, "queen" is a term for a female cat and female cats are notoriously promiscuous. This has led to alternative suggestions that the rhyme may alludes to promiscuity or prostitution.

A Scottish dialect version has the cat catching a mouse on the stair and putting it in his lunch sack to eat later on. Those who hold to the Elizabethan meaning of the English version, might feel that the Scots version refers to the problems between Elizabeth and Mary Queen of Scots. Perhaps the Scottish puss was Mary and the fat mouse was Elizabeth. Until her execution, Mary remained a focal point for Catholic conspiracies against the Protestant Elizabeth.

Poussie, poussie, baudrons, where hae ye been?
I've been to London, seeing the Queen.
Poussie, poussie, baudrons, what got ye there?
I got a guid fat mousikie, rinning up a stair.
Poussie, poussie, baudrons, what did ye do wi't?
I put it in my meal-poke, to eat it to my bread.

It is from www.messybeast.com/nursery.htm

ETA this for more for more menses related history.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 11:25:57 PM EDT
Ok, I have read through the thread but I'm afraid of clicking the link. Can someone just tell me, please.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 11:36:08 PM EDT
God damn. It was a bad decision to read this thread.

Actually, it wasnt a choice. A wizard came to me and said "I give you a choice, young padawan. You can either read the thread about the sootikin, or you can be hanged." I said "Surely wizard, I would rather be hanged!" In a twist of depection, he taped my eyes open and made me read the thread anyways.

I shall never be the same.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:31:40 AM EDT
Good God! Can you imagine snuggling up to your wife back then? I mean, not do you knock the bottom out of it and not squish the Sootikin?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:14:31 AM EDT
I've often wondered about female hygiene in years past.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:01:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
This is why I don't eat pussy.

Perhaps women who shower or bathe regularly might taste better than the rennaisance fair types.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:17:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:30:32 AM EDT
My wife is an ER nurse and has told me about seeing things like that before.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:50:47 AM EDT
OH please! this is all internet horseshit and rumor. there aint no such thing as a sootikin or what ever. You people are so gullable. Now im gonna take this lie that i just told you and wrap it around myself cause i can't live one more minute with this sootikin idea in my head. Oh and im going to type in some hot chicks name in google and stare at pictures of her cause if i dont i might turn into a fag! all thanks to sootikin.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:51:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CS223:

thats fuggin gross dude!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:57:20 AM EDT
I have actually seen this kind of shit. I have had old ladies come in and be admitted. We do a full head to toe assessment. It smell to High heaven and will break off pulling hair and skin with it.
It leaves behind a discolored liver looking labia where it was attached. My buddy and I joke this kind of stuff turns us gay for a week. You can not immagine the funk of the smell. Dark ages my ass, it is here in the 21st century...

Bob RN
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:14:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 4:16:51 AM EDT by t-stox]
WOuld you eat Pamela Andersons Sootikin? How bout carmen electras? or Neve Campbell or Denise Richards??? [homer]mmmmmmmmmm Denise Richards sootikin.....gargaargarg[/homer]

ETA: nonono! FTS! this sootikin myth was started by Gays on the net to try and "recruit" us straights!! Bastards!
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