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Posted: 4/18/2017 8:11:14 PM EDT
I was standing on the sidewalk while my 2 and 5 year olds were going to town on their big wheelers.  They had my attention fixated pretty much at my feet when suddenly I hear my dog start going nuts.  I look up and see two 10-13 year old kids, clean cut white kids, one with a bike, one with a scooter, carrying them up my 50yd row of arborvitaes between me and the neighbors.  They were on the far side of the arbs so I didn't see them at first.  I just look at them like WTF, but I'm guessing walking through the cornfield and cutting through my yard looked much better than going a mile down the road to get into the development.  I was a kid, I don't care.  The only other person I've ever had come through my yard was an old woman, like 90, wandering through my yard in a nightgown.  

Anywho, the whole point of this....  As I'm grinning at the kids I hear my neighbor.  To paint the picture, he has every window open, he's a 50 something Italian who has zero volume control and a heavy Philly style accent.  He says in a loud confused tone, "Hey *insert his wife's name*, look at these two fuckin' jerk offs"  I about pissed laughing and the older kid started apologizing.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 8:14:53 PM EDT
Two what?
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Youths
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Yutes. The two yutes.
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Two what?
Yutes. The two yutes.
I loved that movie.... lol...
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Utes....get it right.

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what you have against the native people of Utah?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 8:19:09 PM EDT
Bet the neighbor wears shorts and tennis shoes a lot.  The Philly look.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 8:19:26 PM EDT
Whats a grit?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 8:19:35 PM EDT
Give Joe Pesci a deeper voice and that's my neighbor
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They fuck you in the drive-thru.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:43:28 AM EDT
A couple of years ago, I was still working patrol, and my very quiet, non- yelling spouse calls me to come home because pf a trespass at the house.

We live in rural Idaho, and the houses are kind of close, but have large gaps between them,
I get home, a d she is literally chewing out a couple of 15-16 yr old kids.

Turns out they had been cutting through between two neighbors houses and walking up through my lower driveway to get to another street.
Wow, was she pissed at them.
In 33 yrs of marriage, at that time, I had never heard her yell at someone like that, even me when I was doing something dumb.

I told the kids that they were in fact trespassing and to go away, which they did, never to return.

I told the wife to remind me to not piss her off.

(Sorry all you pervs, no wife pictures)
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A couple of years ago, I was still working patrol, and my very quiet, non- yelling spouse calls me to come home because pf a trespass at the house.

We live in rural Idaho, and the houses are kind of close, but have large gaps between them,
I get home, a d she is literally chewing out a couple of 15-16 yr old kids.

Turns out they had been cutting through between two neighbors houses and walking up through my lower driveway to get to another street.
Wow, was she pissed at them.
In 33 yrs of marriage, at that time, I had never heard her yell at someone like that, even me when I was doing something dumb.

I told the kids that they were in fact trespassing and to go away, which they did, never to return.

I told the wife to remind me to not piss her off.

(Sorry all you pervs, no wife pictures)
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Pics of wife?
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The real issue brought up in this thread is:  Marissa Tomei, would you hit it?
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The real issue brought up in this thread is:  Marissa Tomei, would you hit it?
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Oh yes...
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Yutes. The two yutes.
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The real issue brought up in this thread is:  Marissa Tomei, would you hit it?
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I would split it like a piece of lumber.
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That's such a cute movie
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CSB. They don't sound like yutes.
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I read it in Rocky's voice, "Hey Adrian, Look at these two fucking Jerk offs."

but I grew up in the Philly area.

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you have a movie to watch.
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you have a movie to watch.
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you have a movie to watch.
No, it looks like he's seen it.
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