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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:24:04 PM EDT

6th grade panhanlders

I had three kids, two boys maybe 12 and a girl maybe 9 come up to me and ask me for a dollar

like they were big city bums. One of the boys asked then immediately the girl asked. I asked them why they needed a dollar and they told me for drinks. I asked why they couldn't get a drink from their parents and they told me their parents were in another town about 20 miles away. I pulled out my phone and said I would call their parents to come get them and got

and off they went. One of the boys immediately disappeared down the driveway of the very next residence on the street (real Lex Luthor this kid). I assume he was trying the car doors to see if he could get it in and steal change or anything else loose.

edit they should have asked for $ 2, you can't get a drink around here for a buck anyways

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:25:48 PM EDT

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getoffmylawn.jpg

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:26:31 PM EDT

[#2]

Give them a drink from the garden hose.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:27:03 PM EDT

[#3]

You're sooo gullible. Those were obviously Zhukov operatives trying to get you to do something incriminating on camera to affect your electability.

The .gif should be posted in the other thread any time now if you gave them anything to use against you.

You obviously learned NOTHING from Romneys unguarded "47%" comment in the recent election.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:30:23 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I pulled out my phone

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:30:43 PM EDT

[#5]

Should've made them prep your thanksgiving dinner.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:33:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

You're sooo gullible. Those were obviously Zhukov operatives trying to get you to do something incriminating on camera to affect your electability.

The .gif should be posted in the other thread any time now if you gave them anything to use against you.

You obviously learned NOTHING from Romneys unguarded "47%" comment in the recent election.

I will have you know Mr BigcityCop

that I had not even gotten to the store to get my drink (fuck you, you little bastards, I did have a dollar and got my own drink, go to law school if you want drinks!) when a patrol car went zooming after the little miscreants

Iwas gong to up and around the block to watch the tasering but it's getting cold out

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:36:42 PM EDT

[#7]

CSB

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:39:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
CSB

I enjoyed it.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:39:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

CSB

I'm a regular superhero, saving the internet from gayness and my next door neighbor from midget iphone thieves all in the same day

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:41:02 PM EDT

[#10]

Karma would be you getting appointed to be the public defender for the little hoodlums.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:41:30 PM EDT

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Quoted:

Quoted:

CSB

I enjoyed it.

An Officer and a Gentleman.

You can be my Secretary of Defense. I am completely in favor of dealing with all diplomatic problems with massive naval bombardments.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:41:41 PM EDT

[#12]

BREAKING! Aimless mocks children dying of dehydration!

Nov. 21, 2012 - Anytown USA

Three reportedly homeless children were seen asking a local penguin for a drink of water. Joanna Anderson, a neighbor, witnessed the event:

"These poor children dressed in rags asked Mr. Aimless for a drink of water. They could barely speak they were so dehydrated, but Mr. Aimless just sat there, laughing at them, and drinking out of his illegal Big Gulp. I was so enraged I called the police, but by the time they showed up, Mr. Aimless was gone. Instead of going after him, the police took the children to a local hospital to receive emergency fluids."

Details are still rolling in, watch for updates here.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:41:57 PM EDT

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Quoted:

Karma would be you getting appointed to be the public defender for the little hoodlums.

I had a drunk guy I called the cops on try to hire me the next morning

edit I can top myself. I actually had a guy arrested for writing me a bad check (long story) when he was finally arrested he tried to hire me and did offer to pay cash.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:42:04 PM EDT

[#14]

THIS is why basements have pits.

"They put the lotion on their skin..."

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:42:27 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

I will have you know Mr BigcityCop

that I had not even gotten to the store to get my drink (fuck you, you little bastards, I did have a dollar and got my own drink, go to law school if you want drinks!) when a patrol car went zooming after the little miscreants

Iwas gong to up and around the block to watch the tasering but it's getting cold out

Big City Cop?
Where?
Hey, I'm just trying to look out for your interests here.
They've been digging up a ton of incriminating pics on you the last day or so, and I don't doubt for a second that they'll be portraying you as pedo-penguin if you gave them anything to use during this meeting you mentioned in your OP.
I don't see what going to the store has to do with anything. Trayvon "went to the store" and that didn't turn out well for him in the long run.....

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:42:55 PM EDT

[#16]

You just got cased.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:43:23 PM EDT

[#17]

Should've offered them a can of Arizona Watermelon drink and a bag of Skittles.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:44:09 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

I don't see what going to the store has to do with anything. Trayvon "went to the store" and that didn't turn out well for him in the long run.....

lol fortunately they did not find me beak down in my melted Byrne Dairy ice cream sandwich

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:44:24 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Karma would be you getting appointed to be the public defender for the little hoodlums.

I had a drunk guy I called the cops on try to hire me the next morning

edit I can top myself. I actually had a guy arrested for writing me a bad check (long story) when he was finally arrested he tried to hire me and did offer to pay cash.

Now I would love to see how that would play out in court.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:45:29 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Give them a drink from the garden hose.

But seriously, this is what we did when I grew up.

No hostility. Plenty of water to go around.

Want a drink? Well, go ahead......

Young punks... *cough * ....*hack*

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:45:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Karma would be you getting appointed to be the public defender for the little hoodlums.

I had a drunk guy I called the cops on try to hire me the next morning

How often do you call the cops?

Keep bugging the dispatchers and they'll take away your Jitterbug phone and just leave you with that Life Alert doohickey.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:46:13 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

You just got cased.

If they want to try to kick in two locked doors to get into my office and steal some office furniture they are too small to carry off they are welcome to it

Maybe the plastic potted palm in the waiting room is a collector's item

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:47:29 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Karma would be you getting appointed to be the public defender for the little hoodlums.

I had a drunk guy I called the cops on try to hire me the next morning

How often do you call the cops?

Keep bugging the dispatchers and they'll take away your Jitterbug phone and just leave you with that Life Alert doohickey.

I get bored and antsy when I am not on the internet.

Oh the Fire Department was at my house again today but at least I wasn't there. Life's a thrill a minute (house is fine, security system sucks)

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:47:59 PM EDT

[#24]

In Europe they call those "Gypsies" and they usually beat the crap out of them when they approach...

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:48:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You just got cased.

If they want to try to kick in two locked doors to get into my office and steal some office furniture they are too small to carry off they are welcome to it

Maybe the plastic potted palm in the waiting room is a collector's item

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:49:32 PM EDT

[#26]

So you call cops on children, but sit idly by while we get clustercocked in GD?

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:49:41 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

In Europe they call those "Gypsies" and they usually beat the crap out of them when they approach...

They were kind of small and looked fast. I doubt I could have caught them and it would have been a lot of work bending over to punch them.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:49:54 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I don't see what going to the store has to do with anything. Trayvon "went to the store" and that didn't turn out well for him in the long run.....

lol fortunately they did not find me beak down in my melted Byrne Dairy ice cream sandwich

At least it wasn't Ben and Jerrys. We would have to disown you and drive you from the site for your heresy

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:51:03 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Should've offered them a can of Arizona Watermelon drAnk and a bag of Skittles.

Fixed.

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:52:28 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I don't see what going to the store has to do with anything. Trayvon "went to the store" and that didn't turn out well for him in the long run.....

lol fortunately they did not find me beak down in my melted Byrne Dairy ice cream sandwich

At least it wasn't Ben and Jerrys. We would have to disown you and drive you from the site for your heresy

Like I can practice law in upstate NY and afford fancy ice cream like that

Posted: 11/21/2012 1:56:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:58:19 PM EDT

[#32]

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Like I can practice law in upstate NY and afford fancy ice cream like that

Full partner or starving assigned counsel? All lawyers are not created equal.

Back in medieval days the skilled craftsman hung a sign outside their shop that symbolized what trade was practiced therein for the benefit of an illiterate populace.

Maybe the good townspeople in your area have not figured out that the penguin hanging outside your commercial establishment indicates "legal services provided here"......

Posted: 11/21/2012 2:05:34 PM EDT

[#33]

Technically speaking, can it be a dog pile if the intended recipient is a bird?

Posted: 11/21/2012 2:07:35 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
6th grade panhanlders

I had three kids, two boys maybe 12 and a girl maybe 9 come up to me and ask me for a dollar

like they were big city bums. One of the boys asked then immediately the girl asked. I asked them why they needed a dollar and they told me for drinks. I asked why they couldn't get a drink from their parents and they told me their parents were in another town about 20 miles away. I pulled out my phone and said I would call their parents to come get them and got

and off they went. One of the boys immediately disappeared down the driveway of the very next residence on the street (real Lex Luthor this kid). I assume he was trying the car doors to see if he could get it in and steal change or anything else loose.

edit they should have asked for $ 2, you can't get a drink around here for a buck anyways

Iced teas are usually only a buck

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:21:52 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
CSB

I enjoyed it.

An Officer and a Gentleman.

You can be my Secretary of Defense. I am completely in favor of dealing with all diplomatic problems with massive naval bombardments.

And I graciously accept your offer sir. Glad I can be of service in your war against miscreant youth and large gay cocks.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:27:12 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
6th grade panhanlders

I had three kids, two boys maybe 12 and a girl maybe 9 come up to me and ask me for a dollar

like they were big city bums. One of the boys asked then immediately the girl asked. I asked them why they needed a dollar and they told me for drinks. I asked why they couldn't get a drink from their parents and they told me their parents were in another town about 20 miles away. I pulled out my phone and said I would call their parents to come get them and got

and off they went. One of the boys immediately disappeared down the driveway of the very next residence on the street (real Lex Luthor this kid). I assume he was trying the car doors to see if he could get it in and steal change or anything else loose.

edit they should have asked for $ 2, you can't get a drink around here for a buck anyways

Dibs on all your stuff.

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:39:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/21/2012 4:42:36 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In Europe they call those "Gypsies" and they usually beat the crap out of them when they approach...

They were kind of small and looked fast. I doubt I could have caught them and it would have been a lot of work bending over to punch them.

You Sir must master the art of the back hand!

Posted: 11/21/2012 4:43:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/21/2012 4:47:01 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

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Like I can practice law in upstate NY and afford fancy ice cream like that

Full partner or starving assigned counsel? All lawyers are not created equal.

Back in medieval days the skilled craftsman hung a sign outside their shop that symbolized what trade was practiced therein for the benefit of an illiterate populace.

Maybe the good townspeople in your area have not figured out that the penguin hanging outside your commercial establishment indicates "legal services provided here"......

Lol nice