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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:27:14 PM EDT
up almost every morning. The alarm goes off, I hit the snooze button and I get the coffee going then lay back down. She gets up and wakes me when everything is ready.

How about you?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:28:13 PM EDT
You beat your wife up?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:28:43 PM EDT
He's Rick James.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:29:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
He's Rick James, bitch.



Fixed that for you.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:29:37 PM EDT
That is not acceptable Pangea!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:30:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 9:52:19 AM EDT by TheRedHorseman]
ignore me I know nothing
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:31:17 PM EDT
wife gets up at 0345 and goes to work.i get up at 0700 and take the kids to school.i go to work at 1400.
but on the weekend i am usually up first.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:40:46 PM EDT
Sometimes I wake up grumpy - sometimes I let her sleep....  
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:45:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:54:54 PM EDT
I work second shift, she beats me up everyday
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:55:32 PM EDT
The Lady I live (And sleep) with "Claims" I "Beat-Her-up" every night!

Sure, I steal blankets and I DO tend to take-up alot of the bed in my sleep but heck, I'm the one that gets up before Her every morning and makes coffee........and I don't drink coffee!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:55:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:00:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 9:11:58 PM EDT by Joyce]
Poor you!
Sgtar wakes me when everything is ready!! I get to sleep in cuz he IS special!
Oh! And I just love what he wakes me up with!!!mmmmmmmm
joyce...wife of 19 years!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:11:47 PM EDT
I love my fellatio alarm clock wife.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:12:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 9:14:00 PM EDT by nascar3n8fan]

Originally Posted By Joyce:
Poor you!
Sgtar wakes me when everything is ready!! I get to sleep in cuz he IS special!
Oh! And I just love what he wakes me up with!!!mmmmmmmm
joyce...wife of 19 years!!!



Please tell me that you say to him "Go make me a breakfast sammich"  
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:15:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 9:17:14 PM EDT by Joyce]

Please tell me that you say to him "Go make me a breakfast sammich"


Nope,..already had breakfast in bed!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:21:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Joyce:

Please tell me that you say to him "Go make me a breakfast sammich"


Nope,..already had breakfast in bed!!



   Glad to hear Sarge is so well taken care of.

I was really hoping for something to use as a sig line though lol.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:30:02 PM EDT
Bitch betta had my breakfas ready!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:32:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 9:39:44 PM EDT by Joyce]


I was really hoping for something to use as a sig line though lol.



How about..."gulp!!"
or "wait there is just a little left right here...."
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:38:42 PM EDT
Now Joyce you and Sarge know that we good Catholics don't believe in things like that.  

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:40:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:40:59 PM EDT
Give her one for me next time.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:43:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 9:44:35 PM EDT by Joyce]

Now Joyce you and Sarge know that we good Catholics don't believe in things like that.


Ever read "song of soloman" in the bible? beautiful story of true love....

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:49:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Joyce:
Poor you!
Sgtar wakes me when everything is ready!! I get to sleep in cuz he IS special!
Oh! And I just love what he wakes me up with!!!mmmmmmmm
joyce...wife of 19 years!!!



May the peace and love of the Lord be with you always...

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:51:06 PM EDT
9 times out of 10 I'm up before. Rarely do I beat her up, but it does happen.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:55:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
I beat my meat regularly, does that count?



How often do you engage in this activity?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:55:26 PM EDT
Thank you Josie and to as well.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:56:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Joyce:

Now Joyce you and Sarge know that we good Catholics don't believe in things like that.


Ever read "song of soloman" in the bible? beautiful story of true love....




Just read it.  

Thanks
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:02:02 PM EDT
My action figures wake up before me everytime.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:05:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 10:05:47 PM EDT by sgtar15]
,
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:15:27 PM EDT


Nothing like reliable action figures.  Maybe I should get some to replace my alarm clock.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 10:26:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:
I love my fellatio alarm clock wife.




Dang a guy could definately get used to that!
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