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Posted: 2/24/2007 5:05:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/24/2007 5:16:08 PM EST by opti12206]
Is it wrong that I find this site hilarious? You tell me. It is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Just click it and read it. You will be rolling with laughter.

www.tard-blog.com/
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:11:29 PM EST
i dont even have to click on it to know you are probably right
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:12:48 PM EST
i didn't click it, but yes-hell is probably in your future!

jake
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:14:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:19:52 PM EST
seen it before, read through most of the blogs, she is so going to hell.

so am i cuz i laughed my ass of
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:21:22 PM EST
You'll be smoking turds in hell!
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:22:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By opti12206:
Is it wrong that I find this site hilarious? You tell me. It is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Just click it and read it. You will be rolling with laughter.

www.tard-blog.com/


No, but you might get in hot water for hacking the Staff/Mod forum.




Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:26:33 PM EST
OMG this is so funny, I'm going to hell. (well this isn't the only or defining reason, but it doesn't help )

And MAYBE IBTL when someone shows up to condemn us.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:27:18 PM EST
I'm


77: Tard gets sassy:

This morning, as all the kids were unpacking their things, I notice the old new kid was just sitting there, doing nothing. I said to him, "You need to unpack your backpack."

His response to me- "You need to unpack your butt."
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:27:19 PM EST
IBTL

Might catch hell but o well

Reminds me of Carlos Mencia
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:27:53 PM EST
First time I found the site I spent the entire night just laughing my ass off.

Bookmarked!



Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:31:22 PM EST
Yes it wrong but a buddy of mine's wife is a special ed teacher she has pretty much the same stories

Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:46:35 PM EST
This is one of my favorite ones.

57: Tyrell has problems with referees:

First of all, I wish to dedicate the following event to all my friends, with the exception of DW, who continue to ridicule, harass, and talk shit to me for encouraging and participating in the extra-curricular activities of my students; both former and present.

Fuck you guys. All of you passed up what DW referred to as "Better than a fucking Lakers game."

So it begins, Thursday, four o'clock, I arrive at Tyler and Tyrell's residence to pick them both up. I honk my horn a multitude of times, but no one exits the house. Fuck. I pull up into a handicap parking spot, leave the car running, and run up to their door. After several punches to the door, no one comes. I let myself in.

The home smelled like cats and smoke. The combination of T.V. and CD player almost deafened me. Both boys are on the couch, staring at the set. Tyrell had to be at his basketball game an hour early to practice. I scare the shit out of them both when I walk into the TV room. I ask if they are ready to go, and they say yes. We leave--the TV and CD player remain on, and the girlfriend remains on the dads bed. She is out for the count.

We walk out to my car and there is a cheap-ass rent a cop by my car. He begins to bitch at me for parking in a handicap spot. I need not respond to him, as Tyrell busts out with "Me and my brother have to be in special reading classes." I laughed. Not exactly the response he was looking for.

We all get in the car, the rent-a-cop continues to talk to me. He is signaling at me to roll down my window. I ignore him and slam the car into reverse. We have a basketball game to attend.

We arrive at Tyrell's middle school and drop him off. Tyler and I go get McDonald's. We hit the drive-through, and I buy them both dinner. Tyler eats his in my NEW car, spilling shit all over the place. I ask him to be more careful. He says OK, and continues dropping french fries everywhere.

We then go pick up my friend DW, who has expressed great interest in attending one of the games. DW was a baller in High School, but I actually met him in college, where he continued to star on the court. Sadly, he relied way too much on his image, and not enough on the actual game, so his post-college career has been pathetic. But, at one time, he was quite a star, especially regionally.

Tyrell knew who he was, and it was going to be a surprise for him when we arrived at his game with DW.

So we arrive back at the school, it is 5:00, the game was to start at 5:30. I have DW take Tyrell his food. Tyrell was speechless, all he could muster up was "I saw you on TV." Tyrell then spouted out something about DW and I getting married and adopting him and his brother. This was too much for DW, so he returns to the bleachers.

The next twenty minutes is filled with DW bitching at me, Tyler asking DW what it is like to be "really black", and Tyrell trying to show off on the court for DW.

The game finally starts, but Tyrell is not a starter. We could see him bitching to his coach about this, but could not make out any words. Tyrell then points to DW, the coach looks over, Tyrell jumps up and down in temper tantrum, and the one of the starters is pulled. Tyrell is in.

All is normal for a long ass time. Tyrell is on his best behavior, and is playing a great game. Half-time rolls around, and Tyler is throwing his Ju-Ju fruits on the court. He is aiming for the center. DW is encouraging this behavior. I do nothing to stop it, because it is funny. Finally it is announced on the microphone that "anyone throwing objects at or on the court will be asked to leave."

Second half begins, and immediately Tyrell is shoved by a kid on the other team. They talk shit to each other throughout the next 5 minutes of the game. Finally, after the kid makes a remark about his dad being in jail and his teacher having to take care of him, Tyrell's dam breaks.

In the angriest, loudest tone I have ever heard come out of that kids mouth, he screams "Don't make me cotton candy your ass, Mother Fucker!! I'll cotton candy that shit right now, Mother Fucker!" The referee blows his whistle, and throws Tyrell out of the game. Tyrell will not accept this. To the referee he says, "You want your ass cotton candied too mother fucker? Cuz I will cotton candy that shit, and with a capital K."

Yes, he said with a capital K. One of his spelling words last year was cotton. I am a poor teacher.

Everyone in the gym is angry, mothers are covering the ears of their children. DW stands up and shouts out "Cotton candy him kid. Candy dat ass!!"

DW is now ejected. Tyler then stands up to contest both ejections, when he is also ejected. He calls the ref a "Pansy ass mother fucker." DW then repeats it, except a lot louder.

At this point, everything is chaos. Tyrell is refusing to leave the court. All his teammates are cheering him on, as is DW. He is loving the attention. He then decides to drop his shorts, grab his penis, and tells the entire visiting side of the bleachers to "EAT THIS".

DW was barreled over laughing, headed toward Tyrell, I was in shock. DW actually goes out onto the court, and tries to coax Tyrell off of it. Tyrell looks at DW, again grabs his penis, and suggests that DW "suck my twelve-year old cock."

DW looks up at me in the bleachers, gives me a seriously apologetic look, and signals for me to get down there. I grab my bag and Tyler, and we head down. Everyone is staring. I refuse to make eye contact with anyone.

Tyrell's coach is nearing him, when Tyrell announces " Coach get away from my cock!!!" I have never in my life seen a kid as out of control as Tyrell was at this point. I was truly amazed.

The coach warned Tyrell that the police had been called, when Tyrell decided to pull his pants up. He walks over to the bench, gives some of his teammates a high five, then exits the gym.

DW, Tyler and I follow him out. DW asks Tyrell him for an autograph. Tyrell agrees, we get to my car, and he scribbles his name on the McDonalds bag that was still in my car. He proudly hands it to DW. DW then says, "Kid, you have no idea how famous you really are."

I pull up to DW's house. Tyrell demands that DW kiss me goodnight. I about shot myself. I told Tyrell that this was inappropriate. He announced that his Dad's girlfriend kisses her friends all the time. DW laughs, kisses me on the cheek, and gets out.

The boys then fight over who will sit in the front seat. They begin punching each other. I stop the car, remove my seatbelt and turn around--just in time to see Tyrell clock Tyler so hard that his mouth starts to bleed. All over the back seat of my new car. I scold Tyrell and give Tyler my jacket to soak up the blood that is now gushing from his mouth. I did about ninety all the way back to their home. Luckily, his mouth stopped bleeding. I then turned them over to the care of the 20 year old girlfriend who asked me if I "had a smoke she could bum." I told her I didn't smoke. She asks "What do you smoke?"

I said goodnight and got the hell out of there. Next Tuesday I take them to see their dad in jail.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 5:46:56 PM EST
Goin to hell for this!
Thats proof, there should be retroactive abortions.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 6:00:42 PM EST
Well, I guess I'll be joining you there.

What the hell, it should be a lot more intersting then Heaven.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 6:12:15 PM EST
I have been reading this blog since my last post

laughing my ass off but then it hit me

I can see why there was a fair amount of barely functioning people at the prison i worked at

some of these guys never had any chance with alcohol/drugs whatever fucking them up

and then their fucked up not giving a shit parents ... well not giving a shit


Link Posted: 2/24/2007 6:56:54 PM EST
Every chuckle I emit feels like a chunk of soul goes with it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 7:01:44 PM EST
I like Stickers! YAY!



DONKEY KONG!!!


YAY!

Link Posted: 2/24/2007 7:02:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I have been reading this blog since my last post

laughing my ass off but then it hit me


I can see why there was a fair amount of barely functioning people at the prison i worked at

some of these guys never had any chance with alcohol/drugs whatever fucking them up

and then their fucked up not giving a shit parents ... well not giving a shit




Kind of a self-repeating cycle isn't it?
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 7:40:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 7:58:45 PM EST
I'm going to hell too. I can't see for the tears and uncontrollable belly laughing!

Poor bastards.



In the angriest, loudest tone I have ever heard come out of that kids mouth, he screams "Don't make me cotton candy your ass, Mother Fucker!! I'll cotton candy that shit right now, Mother Fucker!" The referee blows his whistle, and throws Tyrell out of the game. Tyrell will not accept this. To the referee he says, "You want your ass cotton candied too mother fucker? Cuz I will cotton candy that shit, and with a capital K."

Yes, he said with a capital K. One of his spelling words last year was cotton. I am a poor teacher.

Everyone in the gym is angry, mothers are covering the ears of their children. DW stands up and shouts out "Cotton candy him kid. Candy dat ass!!"

DW is now ejected. Tyler then stands up to contest both ejections, when he is also ejected. He calls the ref a "Pansy ass mother fucker." DW then repeats it, except a lot louder.

At this point, everything is chaos. Tyrell is refusing to leave the court. All his teammates are cheering him on, as is DW. He is loving the attention. He then decides to drop his shorts, grab his penis, and tells the entire visiting side of the bleachers to "EAT THIS".

Link Posted: 2/24/2007 8:18:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By bytor94:

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I have been reading this blog since my last post

laughing my ass off but then it hit me


I can see why there was a fair amount of barely functioning people at the prison i worked at

some of these guys never had any chance with alcohol/drugs whatever fucking them up

and then their fucked up not giving a shit parents ... well not giving a shit




Kind of a self-repeating cycle isn't it?




pretty much

I wanted to clarify a bit I meant their parents drug/alcohol abuse making them retarded through no fault of their own

as for people how make conscious choices to fuck up their lives i have no sympathy

as for a some of the kids in this article that are smart as a box of rocks and have no impulse control

they have my pity but they deserve no slack when they are 18yo 6'5" and 275lbs

they will end up dead or in jail


The blog still is damn funny and yeah know what?

amusing and crude as she is that that teacher really cares
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 8:22:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By opie69:
seen it before, read through most of the blogs, she is so going to hell.

so am i cuz i laughed my ass of

Why is she going to hell? For calling them 'tards'?
It's obvious from her actions that cares about them.

Unlike me, who laughs at them just because it's funny.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:34:03 PM EST
I found this blog to be uncensored, un-PC, and very insightful. Its funny because the author is witty and talented. I think its a great way to inform someone like me of the special needs and difficulties associated with these kids. I'm certain I wouldn't have spent over an hour reading about "tards" any other way.

Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:57:16 PM EST
Man I remember reading some of these years ago.

I gotta get in there and see what I've missed since then!
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 12:52:01 AM EST
I have GOT to tell my wife about this! She`s a teacher at a private all girls school/treatment center...you should hear some of the crap that goes on there!!!
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:20:22 AM EST
read later
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 1:23:41 AM EST
I read a little, expecting to get pissed.

But, I actually like her attitude, and think she does a good job with what she has to deal with.

"They might be 'tards, but they are MY 'tards" might not be PC, but it comes across as sincere.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:14:56 AM EST

I am in my room, waiting for my 11:00 group to show up for math. It is 11:09, I begin to wonder where they are. Then I remind myself that they are retarded, and stop wondering.


Link Posted: 2/26/2007 3:50:24 AM EST
It is funny as hell.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 4:08:12 AM EST
THe Augusta stories are the best.


Link Posted: 2/26/2007 6:02:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

I am in my room, waiting for my 11:00 group to show up for math. It is 11:09, I begin to wonder where they are. Then I remind myself that they are retarded, and stop wondering.




+1. That's the one that hit me just right. I have to read these later because I have people in the office wondering why I am laughing.
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