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Posted: 10/11/2004 7:10:26 PM EST
I am now one with my gun. I shot myself in the leg and it hurt like a mofo, but I had to do it. My gun has now drawn blood from me so now we have this bond. My gun is a HK USP 9mm, it took me forever to save up for it, but it is mine now and it is mine forever in body and soul.

The bullet went right through my leg but did not hit bone or nerve. Just a flesh wound. After I shot myself I drove to the ER to get patched up. The fucking doctor gave me some anti-gun speech and didn't give me any painkillers. He let me lie there on the gurney while he went somewhere else after he determined my wound was not life-threatening. I am so glad I did it. Blood seals a man to his gun. I went home an hour ago from the ER and I am just sitting here with my leg all bandaged up.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:11:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:11:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 7:11:41 PM EST by fight4yourrights]
Did you drink the blood? 1st "kill" and all.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:11:46 PM EST
?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:11:49 PM EST
Your not really one with your gun until you close your privates in the action.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:12:17 PM EST
You're not one with your gun unless you get shot in the head.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:12:25 PM EST
you sir are a moron
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:12:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:12:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:13:40 PM EST
wtf?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:14:56 PM EST
It wasn't that bad. The bullet went clean through leaving a tunnel I could stick my finger through. It's like a laser, man. Guns are so beautiful.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:15:07 PM EST
Ding, ding! WHo's got the button? PUSH IT ALREADY!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:15:36 PM EST
this is like the 3rd tonight, first the homeboy and now this joker
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:15:39 PM EST
at least the trolls are getting creative!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:16:21 PM EST
Until you chamber your manhood you are not complete
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:16:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:
It wasn't that bad. The bullet went clean through leaving a tunnel I could stick my finger through. It's like a laser, man. Guns are so beautiful.



Aim higher next time!! Good luck, those liberal pea brains are hard to hit.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:16:56 PM EST
I am totally serious. I love guns. I just had to shoot myself - but in a way that would not leave any kind of permanent damage. It's a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:17:10 PM EST
SARGE? IS THAT YOU????
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:17:11 PM EST
I am not sure I feal completly comfortable with you owning a gun. Please never shoot yourself for fun again. It will certanly make anti's think we are completly crazy.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:17:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:18:08 PM EST
is SGTAR off his meds again??
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:18:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:
I am totally serious. I love guns. I just had to shoot myself - but in a way that would not leave any kind of permanent damage. It's a once-in-a-lifetime deal.





do you own a 10-22?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:18:21 PM EST
Hey, isn't there a picture somewhere of you becoming "one" with a truck? Are you German, by chance?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:18:24 PM EST
jetman, it was not for fun. It is a spiritual experience.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:18:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 7:18:47 PM EST by Arvin]

Your not really one with your gun until you close your privates in the action.


+1 I would guess that with an M1, M1 thumb would be bad for the magic thumb!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:19:37 PM EST
You are a fucktard that is dumber than a box of rocks, and thats really hard to do. Have you restarted your medication yet?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:21:06 PM EST
I don't get it why do you think it was a stupid thing to do? i did it on purpose and with the right aim it did no permanent damage. To be shot - wow what an experience.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:21:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:
jetman, it was not for fun. It is a spiritual experience.



Full or compact USP? How many rounds does the magazine hold?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:21:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:

I don't get it why do you think it was a stupid thing to do? i did it on purpose and with the right aim it did no permanent damage. To be shot - wow what an experience.



THere are people doing that in the name of Art - HBO had a special on it.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:22:17 PM EST
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:22:40 PM EST
It is a compact. The mag holds ten.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:23:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in

exactly what happens when you don't crack down on trolls.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:24:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 7:24:39 PM EST by speagle1]
Don't tell me you never thought about what it would be like to be shot.

I thought about it and did it. It is done.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:24:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:
It is a compact. The mag holds ten.



Google is your friend.

Now, get your stuff and tell everyone goodbye.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:24:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in



But atleast we get rid of them
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:25:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 7:27:37 PM EST by Az_Redneck]
I call BS on your story!



GSW's are investigated by the local LEO's...Had you done this "on purpose", the local PD would be called and your ass would be sitting in a 72 hour holding cell on suicide watch....
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:25:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:26:31 PM EST
Az_Redneck, the police did not haul me in. I told them it was a negligent discharge and they left it at that.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:27:54 PM EST
I thought you people would understand - I had to do it once. Just once. To see the effect of bullet on flesh.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:33:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 7:33:56 PM EST by HellioN]
I've ben shot AT...it was good enough for me.
I still call tho.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:33:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Did you drink the blood? 1st "kill" and all.



I thought you're suppose to cut out the liver and eat it raw right there at the kill.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:34:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:35:41 PM EST
Well at least you didn't shoot your nuts.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:36:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
Well at least you didn't shoot your nuts. hr



Now why would I want to do that?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:36:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:
I thought you people would understand - I had to do it once. Just once. To see the effect of bullet on flesh.



But it's SOOO much more amazing the second time.

Really! It takes the experience to a much higher level... transcendental!


You should consider that!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:37:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:
it was a negligent discharge .



Did you read that off your birth certificate ?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:38:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By DScott:

Originally Posted By speagle1:
I thought you people would understand - I had to do it once. Just once. To see the effect of bullet on flesh.



But it's SOOO much more amazing the second time.

Really! It takes the experience to a much higher level... transcendental!


You should consider that!


Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:38:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By speagle1:
it was a negligent discharge .



Did you read that off your birth certificate ?




Man you guys are rough. I'm a nice guy really.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:39:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
SARGE? IS THAT YOU????




PLEASE!!!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:39:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By speagle1:

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By speagle1:
it was a negligent discharge .



Did you read that off your birth certificate ?




Man you guys are rough.

get used to it
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:40:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in

exactly what happens when you don't crack down on trolls.




Now now...this post does NOT violate any CoC....remember that.

SGatr15
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