Posted: 5/23/2002 7:16:18 AM EDT
I have been on this board for a few years now and consider myself to be an authority on all things important, not just pertaining to firearms but also world events. I fought and survived the troll wars of 2001. I have a BS degrees in Gunsmithing, Religion, Foreign Policy, Criminal Justice, and Masturbation. I am also a member of Mensa or Namba....I can't quite remember which.
I feel my high intelligence is not being appreciated on this board!!! [b]I demand respect!![/b]
If the members continue to disagree with my obviously superior wit and the Mods fail to change their view point of me then I will be forced to leave this board!! In short I demand that all the rules be changed to suit my daily whim, that Goatboy "Christian" me as the Supreme Know it All, and that all Mods be forced to worship me and send me 1 case of .223 ammo.
If these demands are not met by 6pm tonight I will be forced to leave and you all will no longer be allowed to read my intellectual posts. I will be forced to start a new firearms board [url]www.IAMYOURNEWGOD.com[/url]where only my true followers will be allowed to join.
[b][red][size=6]THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!![/b][/red][/size=6]
Did you get a call from Elink yet? Anything?
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