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Posted: 9/10/2001 12:33:57 PM EDT
[url]http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~wilkins/onepage/interview_humor.html[/url]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:46:33 PM EDT
[#1]
LOL

Mal Stevens of Freehold, N.J., a recruiter was working for a personnel agency in Manhattan many years ago when a woman arrived and
demanded a job that day. The office, however, was about to close early, for a religious holiday.

    Informed by a job counselor of the early closing, she grabbed a pair of scissors from his desk and
    stabbed him in the arm. Then she ran up the stairs to another personnel office, where the manager
    went through the motions of setting up a 3 P.M. interview with a Fortune 500 corporation while he
    waited for the police to arrive.

    As the woman was escorted out by the police, she called out, "Is this what you call a 3 P.M.
    interview?"
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Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:46:52 PM EDT
[#2]
One of his favorite applicants was the fellow who listed his mother as a reference. Mr. Newman called her.
She said, "I wouldn't hire him; he's not very dependable."

Now THATS a classic!!!  [smash]


Nuckles.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:53:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 3:40:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Excellent!  All the fruit under the tree.

When I was 18, hired on temporary with a computer company to rearrange the racks in their warehouse.  There were about 10 of us hired for the dirty, sweaty job.

The first morning, one of the new hires showed up in a three piece suit!  He never returned when the supervisor sent him home to change.
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