I am going to be rich soon, so you can all kiss my

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I am going to be rich soon, so you can all kiss my

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:14:57 AM EDT

Ass.

That's right. Rich baby. Filthy Rich!!

I jsut got this email, and the money should be rolling in soon...!

Private E-mail:<[email protected]>
# 18 AMOLI CLOSE
CAPE TOWN
SOUTH AFRICA.

FROM:(Dr.AMBROS ALI)]

[URGENT TRANSACTION]

My name is Dr.AMBROS ALI,I work in the International operation department
in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered
a dormant domiciliary account with a Balance of $14.2,000,000 (Forteen Million
Two hundred USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that
the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary
to the account. The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because
the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular
and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for
the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal
claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this
transaction.

I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money,
But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested
send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of
the account to be
used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this
transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if
it were breached.

I want to assure you that the transaction is without risk if due process
is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for your corporation.

I look forward to a favorable response from you at my private e-mail address
immediately <[email protected]>

Private E-mail:<[email protected]>
# 18 AMOLI CLOSE
CAPE TOWN
SOUTH AFRICA.

Yours,

Dr.AMBROS ALI.

You are all going to be sooooo freakin jealous. I'll buy Ninjas to hunt you down and chop off your heads so you won't have to hide your shame for being poor while I am RICH!!!!

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:15:51 AM EDT

[#1]

Dude, hook me up!!

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:17:05 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Dude, hook me up!!

Send me your account number, I'll send half the money to it.

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:17:07 AM EDT

[#3]

hahah

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:17:55 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
hahah

I'll make sure the Ninjas chop your head off first.

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:18:31 AM EDT

[#5]

Yeah, whatever. As soon as my boys in the french army (link) send me my cut of the take, I'm like golden. I'm buying a pony and it's gonna poop on your ninjas. HA!

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:24:11 AM EDT

[#6]

NINJAS ARE SWEET AND BY SWEET I MEAN TOTALLY COOL

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:29:12 AM EDT

[#7]

Finally you can buy those breast implants you always wanted!

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:29:19 AM EDT

[#8]

Well TRG, my dad used to say "If you're lucky- shit'll do for brains." You sir are a lucky, lucky man.

When you get all that dough, be sure to buy yourself a classy beer to celebrate, maybe a Keystone Light or a Schlitz?

Sly

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:44:54 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Well TRG, my dad used to say "If you're lucky- shit'll do for brains." You sir are a lucky, lucky man.

When you get all that dough, be sure to buy yourself a classy beer to celebrate, maybe a Keystone Light or a Schlitz?

Sly

Keystone, man I cannot wait!

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 6:46:47 AM EDT

[#10]

www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

Posted: 9/21/2004 8:51:09 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Finally you can buy those breast implants you always wanted!

TRG. We're good friend, right? Since you're getting rich...Get rid of Legs.

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:03:06 AM EDT

[#12]

shit, i hope so!!!!

you owe me money anyway

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:05:21 AM EDT

[#13]

$14.2 million? Chump change sucka! I'm getting $155 million!

Ado Abacha wrote:

WITH THE COMPLIMENTS OF ABDUL ABACHA

I am Alhaji ado Abacha, son of the late Head of State of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, General Sanni Abacha who died under mysterious circumstances on the 8th of June 1998 After the death of my father, myself and members of my family including my mother have been put through hell with interrogations, on account of corruption and mismanagement of public funds by my late father. The aftermath of these interrogation has led to the continuous effort of the new President with co-operation from the Swiss government and other European countries to freeze, confiscate and recover monies belonging to my late father which were deposited in Swiss Bank accounts and in Bank Accounts in other European countries. Our movement has been restricted , our travel documents seized and we have been forced to refund quite a huge amount of money which we earned through legitimate Government deals executed using the influence of my late father.

The reasons given by the present government for the harassment of my family constitutes a massive witch-hunting exercise by the numerous enemies made by my father in his bid to self succeed himself as President of Nigeria before his death. These people presently control the socio-political structure and the economy of the country and are themselves guilty of the same crimes of non-accountability and probity leveled against my father. It is a known fact that there is not one member of the present political class that have not been involved in corrupt practices in and out of the Government and have themselves amassed huge deposits in Foreign Banks. Fortunately, just after the death of my father, my mother in anticipation of the present action of the new Government made arrangements to secretly move the sum of One Hundred and Fifty Five Million Dollars(US$155,000,000.00) in cash for safe-keeping in a security vault. These funds have been in the vault since then and we feel that it is now necessary to move the funds out of Nigeria for fear of discovery and confiscation by the new regime in Nigeria. We are therefore seeking a business partner with banking co-coordinates capable of accommodating such huge amounts and is able to manage or nominate trustees to manage these funds in the interim as we watch the political situation in Nigeria unfolds. Your main responsibility would be to assist in receiving the funds, investment of same in worthwhile ventures you consider profitable and for obvious reasons and as such must insist that all arrangements are made in your name. For your assistance and confidentiality in these matters we would be willing > to offer to you upon negotiations an agreeable percentage of the total sum and on the > profit accruing from the net investment.

I am absolutely positive that this arrangement will be of mutual benefit to both of us and I think that it is of utmost importance that you reach me through my > personal email address stating your telephone and fax numbers and I would give you a telephone call to discuss the matter further and if we reach an acceptable arrangement, then we can proceed further. Finally, I crave your indulgence to treat this letter with utmost seriousness and I trust that this will be the beginning of a long lasting business relationship.

Best Regards,

Abdul. >

BTW: Ninjas scare me!

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:07:25 AM EDT

[#14]

Don't forget to crap your pants.

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:12:06 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Don't forget to crap your pants.

I always do that when I find out I am going to be rich.

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:14:43 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Finally you can buy those breast implants you always wanted!

TRG. We're good friend, right? Since you're getting rich...Get rid of Legs.

Bwahaha!

BigDozer66

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:14:49 AM EDT

[#17]

TRG, dont you need to adopt an [older] son??

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:17:50 AM EDT

[#18]

My campus email is spammed with those things all the time

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:18:51 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
TRG, dont you need to adopt an [older] son??

You saw my post about being a failure as a babysitter, right? I am not allowed to be around children anymore.

LOL

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 9:38:21 AM EDT

[#20]

Go to www.419eater.com

Check out the 'trophy room'.

One can have a shitload of fun with those boys.

Posted: 9/21/2004 12:04:56 PM EDT

[#21]

Those are fake emails. They are really clandestine communications from Islamic fundamentalists all across Africa- the Cote d'Ivorie, Nigeria, Sudan...all hot-beds for terrorist organizations.

Sure, we blow them off as SPAM, but they are communicating in code to sleeper cells abroad. The names and addresses and contact info change on a daily basis. Doesn't mean anything to us, but there's someone out there getting information from them.

Ever really looked close at one? All the information passed in the original email???

Who would even think twice about it being a code to prepare for the next attack against the Infidels!

Oh, hell! My tin-foil hat fell off and I lost my place. I'll rant some more after I fix my foil beanie and re-group...watch the skies!!!!

Posted: 9/21/2004 1:12:40 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Those are fake emails. They are really clandestine communications from Islamic fundamentalists all across Africa- the Cote d'Ivorie, Nigeria, Sudan...all hot-beds for terrorist organizations.

Sure, we blow them off as SPAM, but they are communicating in code to sleeper cells abroad. The names and addresses and contact info change on a daily basis. Doesn't mean anything to us, but there's someone out there getting information from them.

Ever really looked close at one? All the information passed in the original email???

Who would even think twice about it being a code to prepare for the next attack against the Infidels!

Oh, hell! My tin-foil hat fell off and I lost my place. I'll rant some more after I fix my foil beanie and re-group...watch the skies!!!!

Rants do not use punctuation.

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 1:15:58 PM EDT

[#23]

share the wealth, I passed on his offer since I wanted the less fortunate to receive the money

Posted: 9/21/2004 1:26:32 PM EDT

[#24]

[apu]We are all so terribly jealous[/apu]

Posted: 9/21/2004 1:43:31 PM EDT

[#25]

Some folks just have all the luck.

Posted: 9/21/2004 1:46:51 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Some folks just have all the luck.

Sucks to be you, man...

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 1:52:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Yeah right....

Posted: 9/21/2004 2:02:38 PM EDT

[#28]

Don't bother, I have already responded, sent them some money to get started, and I expect to be receiving the funds any minute.....any minute.....any minute now.....

Posted: 9/21/2004 3:27:05 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Don't bother, I have already responded, sent them some money to get started, and I expect to be receiving the funds any minute.....any minute.....any minute now.....

Post 666, by an attorney...

TRG

Posted: 9/21/2004 4:55:35 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Ass.

That's right. Rich baby. Filthy Bitch!!

I jsut got this email, and the money should be rolling in soon...!
....

TRG

It sounds about right.

Posted: 9/21/2004 5:02:14 PM EDT

[#31]

I've always liked and admired you, TheRedGoat.

Posted: 9/21/2004 5:38:08 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Well TRG, my dad used to say "If you're lucky- shit'll do for brains." You sir are a lucky, lucky man.

When you get all that dough, be sure to buy yourself a classy beer to celebrate, maybe a Keystone Light or a Schlitz?

Sly

I like Schlitz. I haven't had any for years. Send some up,eh.