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Posted: 5/14/2004 3:16:09 PM EST
guess what i did!



i mowed my lawn.

hahahahahah..



now let me explain why this is evil.
we just got about 2" of rain last night. the grass in Houston is growing like a b!tch. so everyone thinks the rain will give them one or two days reprieve from mowing their lawns. now i get half a day off from work on Fridays and mowed my lawn. i cut 2" off the top. which make the guys on either side of my lawn look like shit. so it's 7:15 and they are both out mowing! 7:14 on a friday! lol. i love the burbs.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:17:10 PM EST
if I loved in a house, I wouldn't give two shits about the lawn. I'd mow it like once a month.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:17:17 PM EST
thats just being a dick

now if you had planted cats up to their neck, and then taken 2 inches off


that would be real evil!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:17:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Karl4sniper:
if I loved in a house, I wouldn't give two shits about the lawn. I'd mow it like once a month.



good thing you don't "love in a house"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:18:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:20:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Karl4sniper:
if I loved in a house, I wouldn't give two shits about the lawn. I'd mow it like once a month.



Yeah......well, after awhile the neighbors really start to stare at you.

I also like the burbs, I often omow my lawn 2x a week and that always upsets the neighbors.

The fun part is doing it at 8am knowing that one of them is still awake

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:57:04 PM EST
If I had a house, I'd plant the entire lawn and boulevard with corn.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:00:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
thats just being a dick

now if you had planted cats up to their neck, and then taken 2 inches off


that would be real evil!



Hey, now lets not go pickin' on cats, my best friend is a cat. If you want to get evil then use some of them Al Quhad guys that cut off Berg's head. Not only would that be evil but it'd be productive too.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:02:27 PM EST
Pave your lawn and paint it green.

Don't forget the reflector balls and plastic shrubs.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:04:53 PM EST
LOL, you could use green gravel like they use in Sun City AZ. Them old people are some very strange birds out there in Sun City. They've got quail running every which way thru their yard and they feed em', heck, I'd be setting some snares to catch a few for dinner if I lived there.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:08:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
now if you had planted cats up to their neck, and then taken 2 inches off
that would be real evil!



Someone's been watching Caligula.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:11:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Karl4sniper:
if I loved in a house, I wouldn't give two shits about the lawn. I'd mow it like once a month.



Then lets all thank God that your double wide doesn't have a lawn!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:21:14 PM EST
I live on a 1.24 acre plot of land that has slopes that make it a bitch to mow. so I mow it like once every two months. now there putting 300 houses on the 100 acres behind me. there goes my shooting range.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:39:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 6:40:04 PM EST by Lumpy196]
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:41:36 PM EST
I mox mine sometimes, but not that often. The other day I went and machted the stuff coming from the nieghbors field.

Mowing it sucked for me, its not fun to do in summer heat here, and getting of work at 8am then mowing grass isnt appealing.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:09:56 PM EST
hapens to me too also when i go to vac the car i hear a bunch of vacs start when im almost finishd
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:14:43 PM EST
I just had to have a huge ( 4 acre ) lawn, what a chore, takes me 6 hours to cut it........damnit!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:17:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
I love not having grass


Dude, like, I'll take all the grass you, like, wanna give me! How many ounces you wanna part with?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:17:39 PM EST
GOD, this board has gone to hell!

(member since 1999)
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:20:06 PM EST
I had a summer job one time. All I did was drive a tractor and mow grass. Thats it for 7 hours a day I mowed, like mile after mile. It sucked.
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