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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:35:54 AM EDT
So I'm riding my bike home from work tonight, rolling the studs and getting a pretty goood workout. I pedal through Island Park in Geneva, pass the field house and come upon a fairly sizable fluck of geeses on the trail. So I blip my brakes (they squeel pretty loudly) to get them the hell out of my way.
Usually the honkbags just waddle out of my way, parting their flock like the Red Sea, but this time they all took wing and flew to the river. And as I rode through the flapping flying fluck ... i tasted chlorophyl. I am definitely going to die, now. 
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:38:18 AM EDT
[#1]
bird pooped in your mouth?
Poop thread? |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:40:36 AM EDT
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Who's got bird flu?
You'se got bird flu! Dibs on guns, ammo, and optics.. 
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:41:50 AM EDT
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Is it still poop when it's a finely atomized cloud?
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:42:37 AM EDT
[#4]
In Before DK. |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:42:38 AM EDT
[#5]
congrats on your bird flu death...
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:45:18 AM EDT
[#6]
holy shit, someone spelled "definitely" correctly on the internet!
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:45:57 AM EDT
[#7]
You got shitted on.
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:48:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/20/2015 3:48:39 AM EDT
[#9]
Ha, fluck...
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Posted: 1/20/2015 4:04:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Sure it wasnt these guys?
Are you glad you ran, ran so far away? |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 4:08:08 AM EDT
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Did you call DK a honk bag?
Nice |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 4:24:29 AM EDT
[#12]
anyone call dibs on guns yet?
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Posted: 1/20/2015 5:56:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
So I'm riding my bike home from work tonight, rolling the studs and getting a pretty goood workout. I pedal through Island Park in Geneva, pass the field house and come upon a fairly sizable fluck of geeses on the trail. So I blip my brakes (they squeel pretty loudly) to get them the hell out of my way. Usually the honkbags just waddle out of my way, parting their flock like the Red Sea, but this time they all took wing and flew to the river. And as I rode through the flapping flying fluck ... i tasted chlorophyl. I am definitely going to die, now.
We all are my friend 
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Posted: 1/20/2015 6:25:10 AM EDT
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So, nothing likes cyclists?
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Posted: 1/20/2015 6:27:29 AM EDT
[#15]
3 cases of bird flu here in Wa so far.
Enjoy!
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Posted: 1/20/2015 7:12:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
In Before DK. lol |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 7:56:35 AM EDT
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So they shit in your mouth?
Guess they showed you. |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 8:13:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
So, nothing likes cyclists? *snort* |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 8:26:04 AM EDT
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"rolling the studs"----???? Is that some kind of Illinois code word? |
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Posted: 1/20/2015 8:41:58 AM EDT
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I guarantee your death,
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Posted: 1/20/2015 8:53:47 AM EDT
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