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Posted: 1/20/2015 2:35:54 AM EST
So I'm riding my bike home from work tonight, rolling the studs and getting a pretty goood workout. I pedal through Island Park in Geneva, pass the field house and come upon a fairly sizable fluck of geeses on the trail. So I blip my brakes (they squeel pretty loudly) to get them the hell out of my way.

Usually the honkbags just waddle out of my way, parting their flock like the Red Sea, but this time they all took wing and flew to the river. And as I rode through the flapping flying fluck ...

i tasted chlorophyl.


I am definitely going to die, now.

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:38:18 AM EST
bird pooped in your mouth?

Poop thread?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:40:36 AM EST
Who's got bird flu?

You'se got bird flu!

Dibs on guns, ammo, and optics..

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:41:50 AM EST
Is it still poop when it's a finely atomized cloud?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:42:37 AM EST


In Before DK.

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:42:38 AM EST
congrats on your bird flu death...
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:45:18 AM EST
holy shit, someone spelled "definitely" correctly on the internet!
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:45:57 AM EST
You got shitted on.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:48:35 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:48:39 AM EST
Ha, fluck...


Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:04:56 AM EST
Sure it wasnt these guys?


Are you glad you ran, ran so far away?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:08:08 AM EST
Did you call DK a honk bag?

Nice
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:24:29 AM EST
anyone call dibs on guns yet?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:56:37 AM EST
Originally Posted By LowBeta:
So I'm riding my bike home from work tonight, rolling the studs and getting a pretty goood workout. I pedal through Island Park in Geneva, pass the field house and come upon a fairly sizable fluck of geeses on the trail. So I blip my brakes (they squeel pretty loudly) to get them the hell out of my way.

Usually the honkbags just waddle out of my way, parting their flock like the Red Sea, but this time they all took wing and flew to the river. And as I rode through the flapping flying fluck ...

i tasted chlorophyl.


I am definitely going to die, now.

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We all are my friend
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:25:10 AM EST
So, nothing likes cyclists?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:27:29 AM EST
3 cases of bird flu here in Wa so far.

Enjoy!
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:12:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:


In Before DK.

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lol
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:56:35 AM EST
So they shit in your mouth?
Guess they showed you.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 7:13:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Flyboy77:
So, nothing likes cyclists?
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*snort*
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 7:26:04 AM EST
"rolling the studs"----????



Is that some kind of Illinois code word?

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 7:41:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 7:53:47 AM EST
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