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Posted: 8/20/2004 1:33:10 PM EDT
I own a cat.


This is his picture.




His name is Wyatt Earp, he is 7 years old and he likes to sleep on my bed at night.

I love this cat.

If he ever gets outside and is on your lawn feel free to kill it.



BECAUSE IT IS STILL JUST A CAT!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:35:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:35:58 PM EDT
Wuss...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:36:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 1:37:17 PM EDT by sirbordsalot311]
you love your cat. feel free to kill it b/c it is still a cat. WTF???
eta- nice looking cat btw
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:36:53 PM EDT
I've always suspected....

Stinkin' cats. I hate 'em.

(I'm also very allergic to them.)
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:37:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sirbordsalot311:
you love your cat. feel free to kill it b/c it is still a cat. WTF???




Because I can ERASILY get another one.

And when this one gets old and sick I will kill it myself instead of wasting money on a vet bill.


YMMV


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:37:19 PM EDT
How can we be certain that he's not already dead in that picture?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:37:45 PM EDT
I feel just terrible now.




No, that's a lie.

I own a dog. If he ever makes it to Cali, feel free to shoot him. He would deserve it.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:37:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sirbordsalot311:
you love your cat. feel free to kill it b/c it is still a cat. WTF???
eta- nice looking cat btw



LOL!

Do a search.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:38:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I've always suspected....

Stinkin' cats. I hate 'em.

(I'm also very allergic to them.)



+1!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:40:35 PM EDT
Hm, Wyatt Earp was born in my town. Has Mr. Kitty ever been?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:40:47 PM EDT
IIRC, you used to have two cats. Care to explain?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:41:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:42:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:
IIRC, you used to have two cats. Care to explain?




No.


Sgt(burp)ar15
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:43:03 PM EDT
I knew it.

He looks lazier than you (yes, hard to believe). I'd sooner expect you to be peeing on the bushes next door than this guy.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:43:57 PM EDT
What marinade are you planning on using?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:44:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i am covered up in kittens a stray has had 2 litters in my barn and the damn things are everywhere.

FREE CATS TO GOOD OR NOT SO GOOD HOMES RESTAURANTS

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:44:26 PM EDT
Don't scare me like that, you asshat.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:45:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mahatma8Rice:
What marinade are you planning on using?



Catsup.

<cymbal crash>
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:45:56 PM EDT
see this cat?



he got real sick ...

see this pistol:



Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:46:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:47:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mahatma8Rice:
What marinade are you planning on using?




This of course!




Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:56:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Moof:
IIRC, you used to have two cats. Care to explain?




No.


Sgt(burp)ar15





So, does that mean you eat pussy?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:58:36 PM EDT
and i thought this thread was about you playing with dolls
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:01:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:03:10 PM EDT
SgtAR shows his form in the 100 meter Wyatt throw.

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:03:17 PM EDT
Must have been cozy in that closet.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:05:00 PM EDT
My roommate has two cats. Fuckers sleep in the bathroom sink, piss in the other roommate's closet, and crap in my trashcans. Cat hair everywhere. I let them 'play' in the front yard, but they kept coming back. I had hoped the dogs would keep them at bay, but instead, all four of the fuckers stand on the couch and make noise every time someone passes the windows. I work at night, and now that school is in session, every morning at 8:00 AM I get the animal alarm clock.

On a seperate note, I went out to find one of those 'airsoft' guns with the intention of giving the cats some Pavlovian conditioning regarding the bathroom sink. They didn't have them at Walmart or Target. Where is everyone getting these things?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:06:30 PM EDT
PS: If you see my cats in your yard, they are wild, dangerous, feral, rabid creatures, and must be eliminated with extreme predjudice.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:30:10 PM EDT
Pussy.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:33:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I own a cat.


This is his picture.

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=948&iGalleryUnq=1520&iImageUnq=28862


His name is Wyatt Earp, he is 7 years old and he likes to sleep on my bed at night.

I love this cat.

If he ever gets outside and is on your lawn feel free to kill it.



BECAUSE IT IS STILL JUST A CAT!


Sgatr15




Emergency food.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:36:12 PM EDT
Sarge, those look like silk sheets to me. Damn, that's kind of kinky for an old man like you, isn't it?

(Me, I'm so old, I would slip right off the bed if I tried that now.)
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:48:43 PM EDT
I love cute little pussies.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:04:40 PM EDT
No tell us this is some kind of sick joke
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:10:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 5:11:57 PM EDT by skid2964]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I own a cat.


This is his picture.

His name is Wyatt Earp, he is 7 years old and he likes to sleep on my bed at night.

I love this cat.

If he ever gets outside and is on your lawn feel free to kill it.

BECAUSE IT IS STILL JUST A CAT!


Sgatr15




Link Posted: 8/20/2004 9:00:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnnyEgo:
My roommate has two cats. Fuckers sleep in the bathroom sink, piss in the other roommate's closet, and crap in my trashcans. Cat hair everywhere. I let them 'play' in the front yard, but they kept coming back. I had hoped the dogs would keep them at bay, but instead, all four of the fuckers stand on the couch and make noise every time someone passes the windows. I work at night, and now that school is in session, every morning at 8:00 AM I get the animal alarm clock.

On a seperate note, I went out to find one of those 'airsoft' guns with the intention of giving the cats some Pavlovian conditioning regarding the bathroom sink. They didn't have them at Walmart or Target. Where is everyone getting these things?



Order 'em online. I got 3 "good" ones (good enough for who they're for) for about $30 or $40.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 9:06:15 PM EDT
Ohhhhh, he is so cute! I am very jealous. I live in an apartment the does not allow pets.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 9:10:44 PM EDT
I came out of the closet earlier today myself......with a .30 cal ammo can of loose M193 in one hand and some hearing protection in the other.

It felt good to finally get out into the open.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 9:32:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 9:36:33 PM EDT by chrome1]

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
SgtAR shows his form in the 100 meter Wyatt throw.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28504





Now thats funny
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:18:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:19:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 10:19:29 PM EDT by Wave]
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