I am a bad a$$ ninja with cat like skills!

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Posted: 7/14/2002 9:20:25 PM EDT

I RULE! About five mins. ago I shot a .22 short at a tree and it came back right at me,I could see the damn thing and did not know what it was so I put my hand up to stop it and BAM! I snach the round out of the air like a ninja master.

Stand back guys, I'm nothing to play with[X]

Let me add that this topic is a JOKE,it was only luck.
There are BB guns with more power that[:D]

Posted: 7/14/2002 9:22:25 PM EDT

[#1]

I ate several incoming .44 Mags last week.. They tasted so good I chowed down on the two bit nazi napkin thieving thug punks that shot at me.
[:D]

Posted: 7/14/2002 9:45:12 PM EDT

[#2]

I have never seen a cat that was able to do what you just described.[;)]

Posted: 7/14/2002 9:51:46 PM EDT

[#3]

My brother's cat snatched three .45 slugs out of the air once. It was quite impressive.

Posted: 7/14/2002 9:53:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Uh, just thinking out loud here, but maybe by "cat like skills" he means that he shreds furniture, eats live vermin and sprays on the laundry. I'm open to correction.

Posted: 7/14/2002 10:18:35 PM EDT

[#5]

When I was younger, I would fire a round downrange and then chase it to provide mid-course trajectory corrections. Now that I have gotten older, I can only do that with lower velocity rounds.

Oh yeah, and I can piss napalm too.

Posted: 7/14/2002 10:21:17 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I RULE! About five mins. ago I shot a .22 short at a tree and it came back right at me,I could see the damn thing and did not know what it was so I put my hand up to stop it and BAM! I snach the round out of the air like a ninja master.

Stand back guys, I'm nothing to play with[X]

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i started laughing to hard once and i spit out my gun at a high volocity and i grabed it out of the air faster than you've ever seen! [:P]

Posted: 7/14/2002 10:55:23 PM EDT

[#7]

ANYONE can do that off a tree... let's see ya do it off your driveway smart_pants!

Posted: 7/14/2002 10:58:09 PM EDT

[#8]

We are recruiting.

[url]www.mallninja.com[/url]

Posted: 7/14/2002 11:00:11 PM EDT

[#9]

What!??? You didn't flip out and cut someones head off??? You are no ninja.

Posted: 7/15/2002 6:31:55 PM EDT

[#10]

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Oh yeah, and I can piss napalm too.

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Man,you should have somebody take a look at that,drink lots of fluids.

Posted: 7/15/2002 6:38:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Apparently Waste_Life can't do that. [;D]

Posted: 7/15/2002 9:48:49 PM EDT

[#12]

I once spun my loaded HK 45 on my finger at the dept. until it flew out of my hand and hit the deck... I got every other cop to run out of the room without even blinking... Now thats skill!

Posted: 7/16/2002 5:28:23 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I RULE! About five mins. ago I shot a .22 short at a tree and it came back right at me,I could see the damn thing and did not know what it was so I put my hand up to stop it and BAM! I snach the round out of the air like a ninja master.

Stand back guys, I'm nothing to play with[X]

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I've read between the lines. I think you're really a pirate trying to act like a ninja!

Insolent fool! If you were Real Ninja you would commit Seppuku for not catching it with your teeth!

Posted: 7/16/2002 10:10:15 AM EDT

[#14]

I had a Ninja friend that caught a .308 round with his forehead once. He's no longer a Ninja.
[:(]

Posted: 7/16/2002 10:24:25 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Uh, just thinking out loud here, but maybe by "cat like skills" he means that he shreds furniture, eats live vermin and sprays on the laundry. I'm open to correction.

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you forgot to mention "coughs up hairballs"

Posted: 7/16/2002 10:29:20 AM EDT

[#16]

You must film your cat like skizillz using the z10 Ninja Cam!

[url]http://www.masterninja.com/images/z10.jpg[/url]

[img]http://www.masterninja.com/images/z10.jpg[/img]