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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 10/25/2004 7:29:23 PM EST
Found this in another thread:

www.bride.ru

Holy hell, some of these Russian chicks are hotter than Maxim girls!

If nomarriage.com says it, it must be true!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:29:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:30:54 PM EST
Settle down there, Sparky.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:32:44 PM EST
Its a Trap
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:32:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:34:33 PM EST
I saw a really hot Russian chick at the market last night. She was fully loaded, upstairs and downstairs.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:34:47 PM EST
Svetlana advertises in cheescake bride scam.
Yankee imperialist running dog sponsors Russian hotty.
Yankee lackey marries lovely Svetlana.
Svetlana is now U.S. citizen and leaves Yankee capitalist pig to have new life here.
Yankee has been owned.
That is all, carry on.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:35:22 PM EST
The real cool part is when her 7-foot, 275lb. Ukranian boyfriend shows up back in the US and kills you, and they make off with all your shit. Good times!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:44:23 PM EST
Yep .... all is well until you get killed in a random Robbery/Mugging and she collects the
$500,000 insurance policy and sells all your stuff .

Then her and group she works for moves on to the next loser
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:53:47 PM EST
A buddy of mine came back from eastern Europe, and he says he saw a woman who could be Julia Roberts twin sister working as a hotel maid.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:56:35 PM EST
Julia Roberts is a fucking anti-gun whore skank.


Originally Posted By warlord:
A buddy of mine came back from eastern Europe, and he says he saw a woman who could be Julia Roberts twin sister working as a hotel maid.

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:58:45 PM EST
I know a Russian girl here, she doesnt want to have anything to do with me though
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:59:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Julia Roberts is a fucking anti-gun whore skank.


Originally Posted By warlord:
A buddy of mine came back from eastern Europe, and he says he saw a woman who could be Julia Roberts twin sister working as a hotel maid.



Yeah, I know.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:07:16 PM EST
Can somebody explain to me wtf russian mail order brides are? Whats the deal? You PAY a woman to marry you? seems pretty pointless to me. What am I missing here?
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:00:53 PM EST
I have friends in Alaska who claim the average Ruskie bride will out pull a full grown male Husky.

Wait. Maybe it was "pull out a full grown male husky"...
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:08:39 PM EST
I met a girl from Russia. My God, do they ever stop talking!? What a friggin nightmare!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:15:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:31:43 PM EST
I figure they will be ungratefull money grubbers no matter what, so I might as well get a really hot one that I can't talk to.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:15:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:26:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
Can somebody explain to me wtf russian mail order brides are? Whats the deal? You PAY a woman to marry you? seems pretty pointless to me. What am I missing here?




its more accurate to call it a DATING SERVICE. you dont pay anyone to marry you, and they dont ship one over to you sight unseen except for pics. based on the documentary i seen on this, you go to russia and meet the girls, find one you like and pretty much date her for as long as you are there. then maybe travel back once in a while to "date" or start processing the paperwork to get her temp visa for the US, and then continue the dating here. i guess if things work out you might marry in a short amount of time, or she goes back when the visa runs out.

im sure some girls are just scams wanting money, others just want to get out of russia and away from russian men, and get with a RICH(average) American man, and raise a family in America and live the good life.
some American men are sick of the American womens attitude, and want a woman who is old fashioned and will take care of the man, the family and the home FIRST.

im guessing most of the men doing this have some good money cuz i doubt this is a cheap way to date a woman.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:09:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2004 1:10:35 AM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:42:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
Svetlana advertises in cheescake bride scam.
Yankee imperialist running dog sponsors Russian hotty.
Yankee lackey marries lovely Svetlana.
Svetlana is now U.S. citizen and leaves Yankee capitalist pig to have new life here.
Yankee has been owned.
That is all, carry on.




You forgot the part about how she brings over her entire family to live with you after the first year, and how your now ex-brother-in-law won't leave even after the divorce.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:45:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By drew5337:
I figure they will be ungratefull money grubbers no matter what, so I might as well get a really hot one that I can't talk to.



Link Posted: 10/26/2004 2:20:14 AM EST
If you're thinking of getting a mail order bride, go rent the movie "Birthday Girl" with Nicole Kidman. Then, rethink you're decision.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 2:49:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Witch_Doctor:
I met a girl from Russia. My God, do they ever stop talking!? What a friggin nightmare!



I met one named "Uoanna" pronounced You-wanna. Yeah, Uanna shut the f*ck up?

G23c
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 2:51:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:
A buddy of mine came back from eastern Europe, and he says he saw a woman who could be Julia Roberts twin sister working as a hotel maid.




He didn't know they had horses there???


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 3:45:03 AM EST
How about this scenario: She comes here.. marries you...accuses you of abuse... she still gets to stay in the US... cops take your guns and you can't purchase guns anymore or have all kinds of legal headaches to fix.

I like those East Bloc hotties too, but remember, they want to get the hell out of there very badly. Some may be perfectly nice and others may have KGB-style ethics.
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