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4/1/2020 6:58:51 AM
Posted: 1/8/2005 6:46:44 PM EDT
Oh gawd make it stop!  This is one hell of a virus, no fever, no dizieness,  just a 30 psi shitter blaster.  Imodium barely works.  Any home remedies.  Oh, and I'm taking plenty of fluids.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:48:18 PM EDT
As long as you don't stop drinking water, you'll get throught it ok.  Good luck.  BTDT.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:49:20 PM EDT
Should we call you Shit806 instead of Pee806 now?

Get well man!


ByteTheBullet  (-:
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:51:00 PM EDT
Sounds like the mild food poisoning, I had it full blown last year.

you can always take the buffer out your AR stock and fix the problem.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:51:35 PM EDT
Where does one find that "This thread is useless without pics" animation?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:02 PM EDT
try some buttermilk and cheese.  That'll stove you  up fer sure.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Sounds like the mild food poisoning, I had it full blown last year.

you can always take the buffer out your AR stock and fix the problem.



Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:16 PM EDT
Do what you do for babies--go for the BRAT diet--bananas, rice, apple sauce toast.  Will take a day to work, but then you'll be wishing for the virus to come back 'cuz you'll be locked up tight.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Sounds like the mild food poisoning, I had it full blown last year.

you can always take the buffer out your AR stock and fix the problem.



Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:54:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
try some buttermilk and cheese.  That'll stove you  up fer sure.



I'll try some cheese, but buttermilk......blech!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:56:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Sounds like the mild food poisoning, I had it full blown last year.

you can always take the buffer out your AR stock and fix the problem.







Hey you asked for a fix, I never said it would work well.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:58:17 PM EDT
eat a MRE
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:00:33 PM EDT
Hold it in long enough that it hardens, then try to take a dump..... Ouch!!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:02:41 PM EDT
Hope you have a laptop or a "well" equiped lavatory.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:03:56 PM EDT
I feel for ya man. A few years back my dad brings home some asparagus. We cook it and eat it. About an hour later both our bathrooms were being used for half hour periods at a time. Drank maybe a gallon and a half of water per person to keep from getting dehydrated.

Turns out the store accepted a shipment from MEXICO!!! Needless to say we wern't happy. The label said nothing about it being from mexico. From now on we have always checked labels and if it doesn't say CA certified it doesn't come into the kitchen.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:05:01 PM EDT
Et tu Shiticus?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:07:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:
Oh gawd make it stop!  This is one hell of a virus, no fever, no dizieness,  just a 30 psi shitter blaster.  Imodium barely works.  Any home remedies.  Oh, and I'm taking plenty of fluids.



Have you tried a cork and duct tape?  

Hope ya feel better.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:11:10 PM EDT
drink hot tea....... the tannic acid in tea will act as a natural binder.......apple juice wil work too....

COLT!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:13:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By colt_sniper:
drink hot tea....... the tannic acid in tea will act as a natural binder.......apple juice wil work too....

COLT!



Sounds good, I'll give it a try.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:23:38 PM EDT
Screamin' GI's aint nothin' to joke about........ Just about as miserable as you can get without needing a doctor.
I feel for you man
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:26:31 PM EDT
So in relation to the thread someone posted earlier, were you posting from the bathroom on a laptop?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:27:34 PM EDT
A nice tall glass of warm soapy water ought to fix you right up.
I prefer Dawn or Irish Spring.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:30:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So in relation to the thread someone posted earlier, were you posting from the bathroom on a laptop?



Desktop, between shitter breaks.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:30:20 PM EDT
I to had the dreaded "Shit-endectomy" this past week.

We had a "butt-load"(pun intended) of snow hit us here in Michigan and I was off of work for the day(luckily!) the kids thought it was funny to see dad making the "Mad Dash" to the bathroom every few minutes. It's tough to run for the house, shed a coat, boots, gloves, hat and dash through the house to the bathroom in time. I did it about 4 times before I got a "Close enough" kind of path dug out of the snow. Fun!!!


Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:30:51 PM EDT
three liquid shit explosions in a day and I am DONE... rub my balloon knot so raw I cant handle it. I feel for ya man... good luck.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:35:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ErinMT:
Turns out the store accepted a shipment from MEXICO!!! Needless to say we wern't happy. The label said nothing about it being from mexico. From now on we have always checked labels and if it doesn't say CA certified it doesn't come into the kitchen.



A third of our produce comes from Mexico.  They even supply the military but after that bad strawberry episode I think the military has cut back on that source.

They don't have the same laws and regulations we do, DDT is still used.  It usually suprises people when they find out how much of our produce is not grown in the US.

Oddly enough, we supply 2/3's of Japan's rice.  It really ticks them off but they don't have much choice.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:42:35 PM EDT
This thread is hilarious!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:53:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
three liquid shit explosions in a day and I am DONE... rub my balloon knot so raw I cant handle it. I feel for ya man... good luck.



way to descriptive!  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:58:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By netwt12:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
three liquid shit explosions in a day and I am DONE... rub my balloon knot so raw I cant handle it. I feel for ya man... good luck.



way to descriptive!  



True!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:59:25 PM EDT

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:01:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:

Originally Posted By netwt12:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
three liquid shit explosions in a day and I am DONE... rub my balloon knot so raw I cant handle it. I feel for ya man... good luck.



way to descriptive!  



True!



Was it?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:06:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:06:45 PM EDT
Whew!

I had that today for a couple hours.  I must've offloaded a half-gallon of liquid poo.


Nothin' quite like havin' the trotts.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:13:25 PM EDT
Probably cholera.  Do you have a will?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:20:24 PM EDT
eat some ruffage
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:41:40 PM EDT
Powered charcoal will cork you right up.

Seriously, I 'd just drink a LOT of water for the first 24 hours.  If its bad chow, the best thing is to pass it.  If it is the result of some gut infection, the rule applies doble.  Gatorade will keep your lytes balanced.  Ops
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 10:24:32 PM EDT
Whew, ate cheese, drank 1/2 gallon of water, apple juice, 2 slices of pizza, and I'm off to bed and I do feel better.  Just have to remember not to fart.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 10:28:35 PM EDT
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