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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:48:18 PM EDT
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As long as you don't stop drinking water, you'll get throught it ok. Good luck. BTDT.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:49:20 PM EDT
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Should we call you Shit806 instead of Pee806 now?
 Get well man! ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:51:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Sounds like the mild food poisoning, I had it full blown last year.
you can always take the buffer out your AR stock and fix the problem. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:51:35 PM EDT
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Where does one find that "This thread is useless without pics" animation?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:02 PM EDT
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try some buttermilk and cheese. That'll stove you up fer sure.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:16 PM EDT
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Do what you do for babies--go for the BRAT diet--bananas, rice, apple sauce toast. Will take a day to work, but then you'll be wishing for the virus to come back 'cuz you'll be locked up tight.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:52:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:54:39 PM EDT
[#9]
I'll try some cheese, but buttermilk......blech! |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:56:40 PM EDT
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Hey you asked for a fix, I never said it would work well. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:58:17 PM EDT
[#11]
eat a MRE
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:00:33 PM EDT
[#12]
Hold it in long enough that it hardens, then try to take a dump..... Ouch!!
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:02:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Hope you have a laptop or a "well" equiped lavatory.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:03:56 PM EDT
[#14]
I feel for ya man. A few years back my dad brings home some asparagus. We cook it and eat it. About an hour later both our bathrooms were being used for half hour periods at a time. Drank maybe a gallon and a half of water per person to keep from getting dehydrated.
Turns out the store accepted a shipment from MEXICO!!! Needless to say we wern't happy. The label said nothing about it being from mexico. From now on we have always checked labels and if it doesn't say CA certified it doesn't come into the kitchen. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:05:01 PM EDT
[#15]
Et tu Shiticus?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:07:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Have you tried a cork and duct tape?  Hope ya feel better. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:11:10 PM EDT
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drink hot tea....... the tannic acid in tea will act as a natural binder.......apple juice wil work too....
COLT! |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:13:44 PM EDT
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Sounds good, I'll give it a try. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:23:38 PM EDT
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Screamin' GI's aint nothin' to joke about........ Just about as miserable as you can get without needing a doctor.
I feel for you man 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:26:31 PM EDT
[#20]
So in relation to the thread someone posted earlier, were you posting from the bathroom on a laptop?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:27:34 PM EDT
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A nice tall glass of warm soapy water ought to fix you right up.
I prefer Dawn or Irish Spring. 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:30:02 PM EDT
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Desktop, between shitter breaks.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:30:20 PM EDT
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I to had the dreaded "Shit-endectomy" this past week.
We had a "butt-load"(pun intended) of snow hit us here in Michigan and I was off of work for the day(luckily!) the kids thought it was funny to see dad making the "Mad Dash" to the bathroom every few minutes. It's tough to run for the house, shed a coat, boots, gloves, hat and dash through the house to the bathroom in time. I did it about 4 times before I got a "Close enough" kind of path dug out of the snow. Fun!!! Tall Shadow |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:30:51 PM EDT
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three liquid shit explosions in a day and I am DONE... rub my balloon knot so raw I cant handle it. I feel for ya man... good luck.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:35:57 PM EDT
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A third of our produce comes from Mexico. They even supply the military but after that bad strawberry episode I think the military has cut back on that source. They don't have the same laws and regulations we do, DDT is still used. It usually suprises people when they find out how much of our produce is not grown in the US. Oddly enough, we supply 2/3's of Japan's rice. It really ticks them off but they don't have much choice. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:42:35 PM EDT
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This thread is hilarious!
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:53:59 PM EDT
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way to descriptive!
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:58:12 PM EDT
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True! 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:59:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:01:47 PM EDT
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Was it?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:06:23 PM EDT
[#31]
change the title to "I am dumpicus"
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:06:45 PM EDT
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Whew!
I had that today for a couple hours. I must've offloaded a half-gallon of liquid poo. Nothin' quite like havin' the trotts.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:13:25 PM EDT
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Probably cholera. Do you have a will?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:20:24 PM EDT
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eat some ruffage
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:41:40 PM EDT
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Powered charcoal will cork you right up.
Seriously, I 'd just drink a LOT of water for the first 24 hours. If its bad chow, the best thing is to pass it. If it is the result of some gut infection, the rule applies doble. Gatorade will keep your lytes balanced. Ops |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 10:24:32 PM EDT
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Whew, ate cheese, drank 1/2 gallon of water, apple juice, 2 slices of pizza, and I'm off to bed and I do feel better. Just have to remember not to fart.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 10:28:35 PM EDT
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Mexican food usually cures me.
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