[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I always knew the English were dirty deviated preverts

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:40:09 AM EDT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.

Published: 10:59AM BST 21 Jul 2010

Pendennis Castle
Photo: ALAMY

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King
Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman
owner.

The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the
pair spotted the lone transvestite on the morning of Saturday July 10th at
around a quarter to twelve.

He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.

As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the
dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was
having sex with the pet.

Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called.

Pendennis Castle, managed by English Heritage, is a popular family tourist
attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season.

He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and
received a caution for outraging public decency.

A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed
over to them".

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:41:54 AM EDT

[#1]

Gross.

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:45:04 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:45:14 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

Not "I've never seen anything like this before." Just "a very rare incident."

But, since this is GD, I have to ask. I wonder what kind of dog it was.

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:49:11 AM EDT

[#4]

Halifax Gibbet.

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:54:44 AM EDT

[#5]

nasty stuff mate

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:06:41 AM EDT

[#6]

"look a doggy"

"roger that"

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:08:50 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

Not "I've never seen anything like this before." Just "a very rare incident."

But, since this is GD, I have to ask. I wonder what kind of dog it was.

Scottish Terrier.

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:27:20 AM EDT

[#8]

Well, it could have been worse.....................

............................the dog might have mounted him.

You notice that the article does not say what sex the dog was.
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(What did the Indian say when his dog went off the cliff? Doggone......(wtte), old joke)

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:31:37 AM EDT

[#9]

Cornish, not English......................

However....................http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBhTIoIXoTI

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:33:18 AM EDT

[#10]

His last words as a free man:

"If you need me, I'll be in my lab."

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:34:04 AM EDT

[#11]

Obviously he missed the memo explaining that "Screwing the Pooch" is a FUCKING FIGURE OF SPEACH YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:35:20 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
"look a doggy"

"roger that"

Fucker, you owe me a keyboard

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:44:01 AM EDT

[#13]

Just exercising his alpha dominance over the dog ;)

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:44:42 AM EDT

[#14]

Doggy style.......

.........he's doing it all wrong!

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:51:09 AM EDT

[#15]

was it for queen and country?

Posted: 7/22/2010 3:54:02 AM EDT

[#16]

That dog was sure in for a surprise.

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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:14:23 AM EDT

[#17]

Hmmmm... Here in the US the dog would have been shot.

But of course the British bobbies don't carry guns.

ETA

In related news, the dog got the tranny's phone number...

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:21:36 AM EDT

[#18]

Reminds me of a Noel Coward song... 'when mad dogs and Englishmen come in from the noonday sun...'

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:22:38 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Hmmmm... Here in the US the dog would have been shot.

But of course the British bobbies don't carry guns.

ETA

In related news, the dog got the tranny's phone number...

Does that mean they'll screw you to death instead............?

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:26:44 AM EDT

[#20]

Well, we all know how much the British 'love' their dogs!

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:34:20 AM EDT

[#21]

so, was the offender a member of the Royal Family or Parliament

inquiring minds want to know

CHEF

and they say we Americans Bash the Brits,,you guys do a fine job all by your onesies

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:45:49 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.

Published: 10:59AM BST 21 Jul 2010

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01683/Pendennis_1683141c.jpg

Pendennis Castle Photo: ALAMY

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite on the morning of Saturday July 10th at around a quarter to twelve.

He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.

As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was having sex with the pet.

Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called.

Pendennis Castle, managed by English Heritage, is a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season.

He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.

A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

This implies its happens occasionally.

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:46:42 AM EDT

[#23]

meh...

i dont care, let the man, er woman, er whatever it is have some dog sex

could be worse

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:47:41 AM EDT

[#24]

Wait a second, he got chased by there dog and then raped it and got a caution? Is that like a yellow flag in football? HOW DO YOU NOT GO TO JAIL FOR FUCKING SOMEONES DOG

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:48:14 AM EDT

[#25]

He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.

Nothing happened to him!!

The europeans love to tell the story of how the religious nutjobs founded america, at least the ones I have know do.

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:49:03 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
meh...

i dont care, let the man, er woman, er whatever it is have some dog sex

could be worse

proof it did not work.

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:49:30 AM EDT

[#27]

Whole lot of WTF in that story.

Posted: 7/22/2010 4:49:39 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html