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Posted: 12/10/2013 1:48:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/10/2013 1:49:25 PM EST by bagofcrabs65]
Well...actually I did...

But Katie Perry has came closer than most people...



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If I had a nickel....
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 1:50:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Well...actually I did...

But Katie Perry has came closer than most people...
http://youtu.be/uuwfgXD8qV8


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Walking Mattress
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 1:52:40 PM EST
That's a good lookin wook...
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 1:55:22 PM EST
would smash
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 1:56:19 PM EST
I used to think about joining the military, too.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 1:56:23 PM EST
Probably in better shape than most female Marines
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 1:57:50 PM EST
What if I play airsoft? Does that mean I almost joined the special forces?
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Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:02:33 PM EST
Not a fan, but I'm impressed. Looks like she really got into the role
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:02:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I tried to join the military, but the psychologist said I couldn't.












True story
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Oh yea? Is that so? Well get this right I would have joined but I was too smart so I went to college instead and joined a fraternity. That's like doing the same thing. Man some of the raids we had on omegas house last year were like just like the war in iraq.
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I tried to join the military, but the psychologist said I couldn't.


True story
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....and now we have finally found Snowleopard's troll account.

Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:04:40 PM EST
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:05:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By The_Evil_One:
What if I play airsoft? Does that mean I almost joined the special forces?
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Sure......I mean, I once cut the fuse off of an M80 before it blew up, so I'm pretty much EOD now.

</IN B4 DAEMON>

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Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.
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I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."


Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:09:21 PM EST
Video would have been more realistic of it showed the fraternization when she got to her unit.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:10:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/10/2013 2:10:29 PM EST by Michael]
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I tried to join the military, but the psychologist said I couldn't.

True story
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I got you beat...
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:10:56 PM EST
I would never join the military. I'm smart enough to go to college.
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Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.
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Same here. Drives me nuts. I usually don't think at all about if someone else was in. However if they feel the need to give some reason why they didn't join I tend to think less of them instantly.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:19:46 PM EST
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:21:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Him:
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?
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Well...

I almost....

Ya...

Almost...
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:23:04 PM EST
i did join, the women didnt look like that, went to college also
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:23:59 PM EST
I was going to enlist but, they said I was too tall.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:25:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Him:
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?
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Yeah, sugar, which is it?
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:25:52 PM EST
I wanted to join the military, but I just couldn't handle taking orders or having to go like, you know, fight a war for oil. That's why I work at a fast food place, you know, taking orders, from customers and my boss.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:27:44 PM EST
There is no way to I could deal with some MAN yelling in my face all the time.

I would straight punch him in the throat.


I just wouldn't stand for it man...You can't control me. mane.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:28:16 PM EST
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I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."


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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.



I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."




E-2


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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
There is no way to I could deal with some MAN yelling in my face all the time.

I would straight punch him in the throat.


I just wouldn't stand for it man...You can't control me. mane.
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Drill SGTs aren't all that tough, if one got in my face I'd punch them. They are pussies.
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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:



I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."


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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.



I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."




Man I'd be 3 years from retirement and an E-7
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:30:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/10/2013 2:31:30 PM EST by DD977GM2]
Double Tap
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Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:33:58 PM EST
Do, or do not. There is no try- Yoda Master Jedi
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Originally Posted By BattletweeteR:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.



I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."




E-2




Remember when there were topcapped E4 Buck Sergeants? E4 for life until HYT, then OTD.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:38:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By KC-10Boom:


Yeah, sugar, which is it?
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Originally Posted By KC-10Boom:
Originally Posted By Him:
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?


Yeah, sugar, which is it?


I beg your pardon?
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:39:12 PM EST
I tried to join the military but scored too high on the ASVAB.
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I beg your pardon?
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Originally Posted By Him:
Originally Posted By KC-10Boom:
Originally Posted By Him:
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?


Yeah, sugar, which is it?


I beg your pardon?


I BEG YOUR PARDON!
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:40:39 PM EST
Would smash....buuuuuut I like this version better

Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:43:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Eddie_Guns:
Probably in better shape than most female Marines
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No, shaped better, but not in better shape.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:43:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:


I BEG YOUR PARDON!
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Originally Posted By Him:
Originally Posted By KC-10Boom:
Originally Posted By Him:
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?


Yeah, sugar, which is it?


I beg your pardon?


I BEG YOUR PARDON!


I guess I'm missing the point, here.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:44:04 PM EST
If I would have stayed in, I would probably be an E4 (6th award) or something like that, 4 years from retirement.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:44:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Well...actually I did...

But Katie Perry has came closer than most people...
http://youtu.be/uuwfgXD8qV8


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All jokes aside that is a pretty good video. Im sure the Marines loved it.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:45:26 PM EST
As she confronts him in the office, the sign on the cubicle wall says "Millimeter Peter"

True story.

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I almost until they told me about sand fleas.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:50:16 PM EST
I was gonna join but I decided to get drunk as fuck and work at Qwik-Lube after high school.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:50:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I tried to join the military, but the psychologist said I couldn't.

True story
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goose addiction?
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 2:52:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Him:


I guess I'm missing the point, here.
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Originally Posted By Him:
Originally Posted By KC-10Boom:
Originally Posted By Him:
What is this "almost" shit?

You either did, or you didn't, which is it?


Yeah, sugar, which is it?


I beg your pardon?


I BEG YOUR PARDON!


I guess I'm missing the point, here.


Did ya' or didn't ya?
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Originally Posted By DD977GM2:


Man I'd be 3 years from retirement and an E-7
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Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
I dislike when folks learn I am former Military, they say something to the effect of..... "I almost joined BBBUUUTTT"

I hate that with a passion. I don't personally care if folks joined or not but don't give me some bullshit excuse to make yourself look good.



I like the guy that says "I should have stayed in. I'd probably be a ____insert ridiculous rank here ____ by now."




Man I'd be 3 years from retirement and an E-7



Major in the Navy!

At least I met one before...



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Originally Posted By kersty52:
Would smash....buuuuuut I like this version better

http://youtu.be/Whv19-XdAZE
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3:48 is the bestest part in the whole world.
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