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Quoted: Exactly how in the hell do you "hide" ammo? That is a foreign concept and quite impossible to do.
| You put it in 'the Man space' (aka 'The Garage'). Hell, if I could figure a temp-safe place under the hoods of the cars, she'd NEVER find anything I put there. |
I might as well hide 2 hookers and a $1000 bill under the wife's pillow, she probably find that second.
Walk in door from show. Wife says did you buy anything. Me, "heck yes, what do you think I went for?" Same for boxes stacked by door, and and so on. After a while you have desensitized them properly and they no longer ask you dumb questions.
[Or, you can always bring up the "Didn't you buy new shoes recently?" thing, however if they haven't, they now, under the rules of "shoe" are allowed to buy a couple of pair.]