...and artists!!!

The dipshit d.j. for my wedding (in four days) cancelled on me.  I have access to a sound system that I guess i'll have to use, but now I need about three hours worth of music to put on a CD.

Edited To Add:

Try to come up with gun-related songs!

So I thought y'all would be able to come up with one helluva wedding reception song-mix for this thing.

Bounce dat ass is always a hit at weddings.

What kind of wedding? Traditional, like slow old music or newer music you want people to move to?

Scooter-Fuck the Millenium.  Dont know how it would go over at a wedding though.

"bitch betta have my money" is solid gold especially with the inlaws.

Quoted: What kind of wedding? Traditional, like slow old music or newer music you want people to move to?

Mostly just background stuff--after reading the invitation list I really don't see this thing turning into a dance-fest.  I know I'll throw some older Miles Davis in there.  Enya's The Celts might make the list, but I'm afraid that it might put some of the folks to sleep, but on the other hand I want to steer clear of stuff like Black-Eyed Peas and Little John.

Hold on, hold on--there was a thread here not too long ago where we all posted songs that in some form or another were gun related---would anyone out there be able to dig that thread up? Or mebbe just add some gun songs to this thread. THAT would be outstanding!!!

Bob Seeger's "Sixteen Shells From a .30/06"
"my Little Armalite"

Yeah, that's the ticket.

coldplay- clocks
YMCA
Brick House

It's not a proper wedding reception unless you have an outlandishly diverse and inappropriate selection of music.  You must include artists such as Eminem, Jim Croce, The Bee Gees, AC/DC, Boy George, Run DMC, Frank Sinatra, and 50 Cent at a minimum.

Quoted: It's not a proper wedding reception unless you have an outlandishly diverse and inappropriate selection of music.  You must include artists such as Eminem, Jim Croce, The Bee Gees, AC/DC, Boy George, Run DMC, Frank Sinatra, and 50 Cent at a minimum.

True DAt--I still don't wan't no crunk around--my mother wouldn't be able to handle "from the window/to the wall/to the sweat drip-down my..." and such stuff

Quoted: Bob Seeger's "Sixteen Shells From a .30/06" Yeah, that's the ticket.

It's actually a Tom Waites song...


Stay away from Tom Waites at weddings

Wonderful music, but so much of it is about lost love and ruined lives, half your wedding party will be dead or divorced by the time the reception's over.

Any Man of Mine - shania
Angel of the Morning - juice newton
Be My Baby - ronnets?
Bette Davis Eyes -- kim carnes
Bridge Over Troubled Water -- simon and garfunkle
Can't Fight The Moonlight - leann rhimes
Circle In The Sand -- belinda carsile
Closer
Crazy For You - madonna
Dancing Queen - abba
Enjoy the Silence - depech mode
Flashdance --
Forever and For Always - shania
From This Moment - shania
Heaven - bryan adams
Holding Out For A Hero - bonnie tyler
Hungry Eyes ---
I Get Weak  -- belinda carsile
I Got You Babe -- sonny and cher
I Want You To Want Me -- cheap trick
Ice Cream -- sarah mcglaugin
Islands In The Stream
Kiss Me -- six pence none richer
La Isle Bonita  -- madonna
Leather And Lace -- stevie nicks
Leave A Light On  -- belinda carsile
Mad About You  -- belinda carsile
Maneater
Mazzy Star - stuff from so tonight that i might see
Mysterious Ways   - U2
Nights In White Satin -- moody blues
Oh Yeah  -- ?? the ferris buller song
Only When I Lose Myself
Out Of Nothing At All  -- reo speedwagon
Piano Man  -- billy jole
Rock You Like A Hurricane
Rose -- bette midler
Self Control  -- laura brangina
Sugar Sugar -- archies
Sweet Surrender  -- sarah mcgalugin
Take Me Home Tonight  -- eddie money
Talk To Me  -- stevie nicks
The Best That You Can Do -- chris cross
Time After Time -- cyndie lauper
Time Of My Life  -- from dirty danceing snd trk
To Love You More  -- celine digion
U Can't Touch This
Walking On Sunshine  -- Katrina And The Waves
Whenever I Call You Friend =-- stevie nicks and kenny loggins
Who's That Girl  -- madonna
Wind Beneath My Wings  -- bette middler
Wonderful World  --- louis strongarmed
Your The One That I Want  -- john travolta and oliva newton john
You're Still The One -- shania

Last, the Papageno and Papagena duet from the German opera Die Zauberflöte -- mozart... various recordings

Ya know, Nimm?  That ain't a bad playlist--thanks, man.

Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

Quoted: Ya know, Nimm?  That ain't a bad playlist--thanks, man.

Just needs some "Wango Zee Tango"!...

All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango
1-2-3-4
Come on boys
Time to Wango

My baby she like to rock
My baby she like to roll
My baby she can dance all night
My baby got no control
She do the Wango Tango

My baby she can scream and shout
My baby she can move it out
My baby she can take a chance
My baby got a brand new dance

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
It's a Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)
Baby!

My baby like to rock
My baby like to roll
My baby like to dance all night
She got no control
She do...

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby
You look like you're made for me honey
If you wanna take a little chance
I'm gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got slimy legs, slimy legs, slimy legs
Got slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death

Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Wango
Tango Tango
Wango Wango Wango Wango
Tango Tango Tango Tango

the soundtract from "The Wedding Singer"

Quoted: Just needs some "Wango Zee Tango"!... Tango Tango Tango Tango

Quoted: Quoted: Just needs some "Wango Zee Tango"!... Tango Tango Tango Tango

It's okay, it's the Nuge (probably the dumbest lyrics ever penned, but who amongst us has never pretended that their "face was a Maserati"  ).