I Had A Black Girl Fondle My Piece Today

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I Had A Black Girl Fondle My Piece Today

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:46:47 PM EDT

She came by to tell me shes starting a job on Monday and the conversation turned to other things. Eventually, I took it out and she held it in her hands for a long time. Shes never seen an AR 15 up close and personal. Someday i'll let her shoot it.

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:48:36 PM EDT

[#1]

I Had A Black Girl

you

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:48:52 PM EDT

[#2]

No one ever forgets their first time having their piece fondled. Thanks for sharing.

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:49:57 PM EDT

[#3]

Did she rack your bolt until it ejected?

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:53:10 PM EDT

[#4]

WARNING!!!!

Potential CoC Violation Overload!!!!

IBTL!!! IBTL!!!

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:57:10 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

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WARNING!!!!

Potential CoC Violation Overload!!!!

IBTL!!! IBTL!!!

Posted: 1/14/2006 7:58:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Calling The Macallan...

Hey buddy, quite a long time ago you posted an interpretation of the Beatles song.."Come Together"..anyway, I lost it with my harddrive a long time ago. Will you post it again for all of us to enjoy?

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:14:18 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Calling The Macallan...

Hey buddy, quite a long time ago you posted an interpretation of the Beatles song.."Come Together"..anyway, I lost it with my harddrive a long time ago. Will you post it again for all of us to enjoy?

Thanks for remembering.

This is a story of a covert military operation to assassinate a high-ranking ChiCom behind enemy lines:

Come Together (bullet and target)

Here come old flat top (jarhead with a flattop rifle)
He come groovin' up slowly (he's calm and focused)
He got joo-joo eyeball (got Nimrod 6X40 scope)
He one Holy roller (saying prayers before being dropped in)
He got Hair down to his knee (got his Ghillie suit)
Got to be a joker he just do what he please (No ID, Secretary disavows any knowledge of his action)

He wear no shoeshine (definite CovOp)
He got Toe jam football (his code name)
He got monkey finger (jungle drop-coordinates identified, "Go" signal)
He shoot coca-cola (adrenaline rush of a CovOp night drop)
He say I know you, you know me (signals back that he's in)
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free (he's got unfettered freedom, 'license to kill')
Come together, right now, over me (he's already visualizing a successful hit)

He bag production (SOF rucksack, humping to strike zone)
He got walrus gumboot ('walrus' is the spotter, 'gumboot' means staying close - like a 'gumshoe')
He got Ono sideboard ('Ono' is the ChiCom target, 'sideboard' means target is in view)
He one Spinal cracker (waiting for a clear center of mass or head shot)
He got feet down below his knee (rifle set on bipod)
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease (rifle held close, breathe, relax... Shot taken - target hit)
Come together, right now, over me (confirms target is hit)

He roller coaster (runs like hell, Charlie's on his tail)
He got early warning (extraction site identified)
He got muddy water (heading through rice paddy)
He want Mojo filter (calls for suppressing fire cover)
He say "One and one and one is three" (watches dinks dropping one-by-one)
He say Got to be a good looking 'cause he's so hard to see (signalling for extraction team to find him)
Come together, right now, over me (extraction team picks him up - he's out)

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:14:55 PM EDT

[#8]

so did it look bigger in her hands?

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:16:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:18:48 PM EDT

[#10]

Well, it IS a black rifle...

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:20:51 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Calling The Macallan...

Hey buddy, quite a long time ago you posted an interpretation of the Beatles song.."Come Together"..anyway, I lost it with my harddrive a long time ago. Will you post it again for all of us to enjoy?
Thanks for remembering.

This is a story of a covert military operation to assassinate a high-ranking ChiCom behind enemy lines:

Come Together (bullet and target)

Here come old flat top (jarhead with a flattop rifle)
He come groovin' up slowly (he's calm and focused)
He got joo-joo eyeball (got Nimrod 6X40 scope)
He one Holy roller (saying prayers before being dropped in)
He got Hair down to his knee (got his Ghillie suit)
Got to be a joker he just do what he please (No ID, Secretary disavows any knowledge of his action)

He wear no shoeshine (definite CovOp)
He got Toe jam football (his code name)
He got monkey finger (jungle drop-coordinates identified, "Go" signal)
He shoot coca-cola (adrenaline rush of a CovOp night drop)
He say I know you, you know me (signals back that he's in)
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free (he's got unfettered freedom, 'license to kill')
Come together, right now, over me (he's already visualizing a successful hit)

He bag production (SOF rucksack, humping to strike zone)
He got walrus gumboot ('walrus' is the spotter, 'gumboot' means staying close - like a 'gumshoe')
He got Ono sideboard ('Ono' is the ChiCom target, 'sideboard' means target is in view)
He one Spinal cracker (waiting for a clear center of mass or head shot)
He got feet down below his knee (rifle set on bipod)
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease (rifle held close, breathe, relax... Shot taken - target hit)
Come together, right now, over me (confirms target is hit)

He roller coaster (runs like hell, Charlie's on his tail)
He got early warning (extraction site identified)
He got muddy water (heading through rice paddy)
He want Mojo filter (calls for suppressing fire cover)
He say "One and one and one is three" (watches dinks dropping one-by-one)
He say Got to be a good looking 'cause he's so hard to see (signalling for extraction team to find him)
Come together, right now, over me (extraction team picks him up - he's out)

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:22:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Oh shit!

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:24:53 PM EDT

[#13]

It wasn't too beaucoup I guess.

Posted: 1/14/2006 8:54:47 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Did she rack your bolt until it ejected?

The last black girl who fondled my piece ended up with a split lip from the enormous power of it.

...............

The rest of the story: It involved a pistol gripped Mossberg 12g, a petite (5', ~100lbs) mocha skinned hottie & a 1/2 second too late warning for her to hold it a bit further out because of the recoil.

Posted: 1/14/2006 9:32:49 PM EDT

[#15]

The last black girl that handled my piece cost me 50 bucks....

Posted: 1/14/2006 9:38:29 PM EDT

[#16]

Sigh......booooriiiinnngg.

So are you going to try to tap that ass or what?

Posted: 1/14/2006 9:39:04 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Sigh......booooriiiinnngg.

So are you going to try to tap that ass or what?

girls are icky

Posted: 1/14/2006 9:40:50 PM EDT

[#18]

Black Rifle...Black Girlfriend....Once you Go Black you Never Go Back.

Jungle Fever..

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:23:29 PM EDT

[#19]

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!!!!

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:27:08 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!!!!

Yep - I like my coffee like I like my women.

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Quiet.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:30:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!!!!

Yep - I like my coffee like I like my women...

Strong, black and bitter as hell!!!

My wife slaps me whenever I say that.

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:30:51 PM EDT

[#22]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmblack girls.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: 1/14/2006 10:42:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Well, I don't usually get involved in these things but...

You guys ever hear the one " I like my coffee blonde and bitter, like the trail of sexual wreckage behind me..."

Happy to help

Posted: 1/14/2006 11:02:20 PM EDT

[#24]

I had a black girl fondle my piece once.

She took my wallet with her other hand.

By the way, Hallie Barry can have my wallet, under the same conditions, any time she wants it.