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Posted: 10/5/2002 6:11:25 PM EDT

We start our own Cult!

I got my ULC ordination. I am willing to become the High priest of AR15.com. We get some neat tax breaks, and protection from THE MAN as an organized religion. We could go around the country like Al shapton and Jessie jackass denouncing the evils of gun bans and such. TAX FREE TRAVEL!

As long as we can keep the ATF from torching the place life could be good. Hey it's working for L Ron Hubbard.

The Beer bash..... ummmm ...... services start at my house in an hour. 10.00 cover charge.... ummm.... donation.

Anyone up for topless nuns?

Rev. BeerSlayer

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:12:57 PM EDT

[#1]

hmmmm

all praise the leader guy

can i go out and convert young children?

do we have any "literature" to hand out?

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:14:01 PM EDT

[#2]

Do we tithe in ammo?

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:15:08 PM EDT

[#3]

[url=ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad/sounds/season9/leader8.mp3]nananananananana....LEADER![/url]

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:15:26 PM EDT

[#4]

No alterboys!!!!

But the deacons can have interns [:D]

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:17:30 PM EDT

[#5]

so how does one become a deacon?

i imagine deacons can't have sex with their own interns, only the interns of other deacons

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:19:05 PM EDT

[#6]

Bless you, my son.

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:20:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
so how does one become a deacon?

i imagine deacons can't have sex with their own interns, only the interns of other deacons

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Only the initiated may know. I can tell you it involves a 12 pack, a midget, and the farm animal of your choice. [:D]

mike

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:23:47 PM EDT

[#8]

What Kind of meat do priests eat?
Nun...

[:d]

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:28:21 PM EDT

[#9]

time to partake in a little sacremental malt beverage.

CAN I GET AN AMEN!

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:28:34 PM EDT

[#10]

You'll just be considered another David Koresh. Yeah, that's what the pro-gun movement needs...a religious nut as a leader. [rolleyes]

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Posted: 10/5/2002 6:32:15 PM EDT

[#11]

There'll never be another ewe..........

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:36:14 PM EDT

[#12]

Can I be pope?

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:37:37 PM EDT

[#13]

We could walk up and kick sara brady in the ass. Call it an attempted exorcism.

mike

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:40:28 PM EDT

[#14]

Not a bad idea but I don't think the government will buy it untill we hold a seat on some UN international "I love peace" council or something.

I know! I'll be our ambassador to the UN and I get tom take an AR with me too[:D]

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:41:03 PM EDT

[#15]

Beer_Slayer,

I really think you have way too much Time on your hands Honey. And feel you should join me in the Hot Tub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bluewolf
p.s. yes,you can Bring your Malt Beverage!

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:43:07 PM EDT

[#16]

One of our faithful converts
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Posted: 10/5/2002 6:43:17 PM EDT

[#17]

Damn Beer Slayer, I just shot my adult beverage out through my nose.

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:45:44 PM EDT

[#18]

Sorry I beat you to it I am an Ordained Priest already...I was going to try that route but thought you might think me a nut case.
So now you know I am one what you guys say...Actually have one more home class to go

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:50:57 PM EDT

[#19]

EDP,

I annointed you bishop of NY state. Now get out there and covert the wicked!

mike

Posted: 10/5/2002 6:52:40 PM EDT

[#20]

.......granted it would be pretty cool to have AR15.com on my dogtags [(:)]

Posted: 10/5/2002 7:08:55 PM EDT

[#21]

I'm ordained in the ULC also. None of this mail order stuff for me, I was ordained in person by my friend who's a ULC Bishop. Let's do it!

Posted: 10/5/2002 7:12:56 PM EDT

[#22]

Can we build a BIG AR15 idol?

[s]Who[/s]what do we sacrifice on the altar?!

Posted: 10/5/2002 7:31:45 PM EDT

[#23]

I'm thinking a big stained glass window with a pic of the Beekeeper pushing the Thread Lock button. [:D]

Posted: 10/5/2002 7:35:54 PM EDT

[#24]

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Can we build a BIG AR15 idol?

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Of course!

A[size=6][gold]GOLDEN GOAT![/size=6][/gold]

Posted: 10/5/2002 7:41:57 PM EDT

[#25]

Michael, I think that you should the bring your family to the hunshoot.

I will be bringing my family so that that can meet the folks who have been like family to them.

Posted: 10/5/2002 7:46:18 PM EDT

[#26]

i sure wish i could! My job just doesn't seem to understand. Of course i could call it a religious retreat. I might get away with that!

mike

Posted: 10/5/2002 8:07:09 PM EDT

[#27]

We don't worship goats ... we sacrafic them!

[NI]

We want a shrubbery!

Posted: 10/5/2002 8:25:09 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
[NI]

We want a shrubbery!

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[i]One that looks nice....and not too expensive![/i]

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