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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:48:04 PM EDT
[#1]
This thread is worthless without pics!
Stuff it in her pooper and post pics! I LIKE PIE! IBTL! There. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:48:36 PM EDT
[#2]
5 years. Damn. Your plumbing is backed up for sure.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:48:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Thanks. 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:49:01 PM EDT
[#4]
That just about covers the bases  
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:49:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't fuck it up.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:49:51 PM EDT
[#6]
for the first date, take her to the nearest oasis and behave like an Arab.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:50:00 PM EDT
[#7]
Great!
But I have to wonder...if this is your first date in 5 years, exactly how many women have tried and failed at changing you? 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:50:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Expecially since I'm only 24.9 years old. Isnt this the time I'm supposed to be going nuts? I just have not found any women that have intrested me. IN A RELATIONSHIP SENCE! Physical has always been there. 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:51:43 PM EDT
[#9]
The several during College. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:51:54 PM EDT
[#10]
You mean you havent gotten laid in 5 years? Or were you being a LauraCroft?
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:52:02 PM EDT
[#11]
Get both!
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:52:11 PM EDT
[#12]
she's from your church, well at least you know now you aint gettin any pie
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:52:38 PM EDT
[#13]
What they REALLY mean to say is....
...that's great news. Have an awesome time, and I hope everything works out for the best. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:53:18 PM EDT
[#14]
No, If you have Gun. It can suppress all other needs and desires. The Gun giveth and the Gun taketh. Use Gun sparingly. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:55:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Ahhh.... 5 years goes by fast as long as people keep the BOTD thread going strong.  It's like Draino for the penile plumbing.... all you need is some manual dexterity and 2 minutes later... "Date shmate.... who needs a woman."
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:56:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Post from mjohn3006:
Sex is a relationship, too, you know! I mean you don't to marry every cow you milk, but you should at least milk a few to keep your hand in, so to speak. Eric The(HornDog)Hun 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:57:28 PM EDT
[#17]
LOL Well put. Good use of metifore.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:01:47 PM EDT
[#18]
You gotta release the poison!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:03:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Beat her and bugger a little boy? |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:24:57 PM EDT
[#20]
Nah, they stuff her in the pooper, then do ATM. And post pics. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:30:42 PM EDT
[#21]
When you f- it up, please let us know!
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:31:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:33:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Will do. 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:35:13 PM EDT
[#24]
congrats
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:37:23 PM EDT
[#25]
 "All your base are belong to us."
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:37:51 PM EDT
[#26]
good luck!
 red(still lookin for a good one) 5 |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:58:37 PM EDT
[#27]
Good for you Dude ! Even if our description of what constitutes a "Good Girl" differs slightly ..... In my book there is a reference to swallowing |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 8:02:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Who has the Admiral Ackbar "IT'S A TRAP!" image?
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Posted: 9/2/2004 8:03:45 PM EDT
[#29]
I havent had a date in close to 2 years.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 8:34:26 PM EDT
[#30]
2 Years ........ WTF Waiting for them to ask you out doesn't happen . Be Bold , all they can say is NO !! And besides ... Pepper Spray works really well for clearing your Sinuses
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Posted: 9/2/2004 8:36:53 PM EDT
[#31]
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Posted: 9/2/2004 8:38:22 PM EDT
[#32]
I tried that. Plus meeting women isnt that easy either. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 8:53:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Dang, I was kinda figuring Wedge woulda dropped in to say:
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/2/2004 9:12:15 PM EDT
[#34]
no it is not easy but if you take shots all the time you will hit more. SPRAY AND PRAY. Confidense is key
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Posted: 9/2/2004 9:56:49 PM EDT
[#35]
She's a woman. Of course she's that type.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 10:02:52 PM EDT
[#36]
Well, I hope for you that she's not too much of a "good girl".
OTOH, define good girl..... Naughty can be good too.... Best of luck and have fun. LRdrvr |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 10:05:11 PM EDT
[#37]
err...you lucky bastard. haha congrats and I hope it works out. Sounds exactly like the type I'm still looking for. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 10:21:52 PM EDT
[#38]
Good luck, man. Working on 4 years myself...
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Posted: 9/2/2004 10:35:15 PM EDT
[#39]
By mjohn3006
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Posted: 9/2/2004 10:40:22 PM EDT
[#40]
w00t
congrats! have fun, do something fun.. and at least you know her already that means a lot less ice to break. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 3:44:05 AM EDT
[#41]
Even good little christian girls like bad boys. Granted, this is not the text book example, but nonetheless, it still fits the mold. Good luck, and congrats! |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 4:07:04 AM EDT
[#42]
What he said. ^ |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 4:30:10 AM EDT
[#43]
dont forget to do a little "man-scaping" downstairs. <wink,wink> <nudge,nudge>
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Posted: 9/3/2004 4:30:31 AM EDT
[#44]
Good luck! I'm at 1 1/2 years since I was in a relationship. Still enjoying the freedom too much to get back in one.
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Posted: 9/3/2004 4:36:02 AM EDT
[#45]
WHAT! No drunk sex! |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 4:43:44 AM EDT
[#46]
By the power vested in me, by the good people of AR15.com, I declare this date not to be a trap.
 Unless it leads to marriage and then IT’S A ( I GOT YOU'R BALLS AND I AM NOT LETTING GO )TRAP!!!  Wow I am late to the party on this one. I should know better than to leave the computer. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 4:49:27 AM EDT
[#47]
A date in 5 years....Holly Smoke! Talking about "Barbarians at the gate". Let it rip!
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Posted: 9/3/2004 5:05:57 AM EDT
[#48]
Did that a week ago and its still itching like crazy. |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 5:06:07 AM EDT
[#49]
+1. Good luck and good hunting! |
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Posted: 9/3/2004 5:19:40 AM EDT
[#50]
I got a date too! Only been about 2 years for me though. Just met this one too, hopefully she won't realize how terrible I actually am
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