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Posted: 9/2/2004 5:46:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 8:22:33 PM EST by mjohn3006]
WOW. First date in 5 years.

She goes to my church and sings in the choir with me.
She is a good girl. Does not curse, drink, or smoke.

But get this. She has known me for about 5 months now. She knows I own guns, she knows I hunt, she knows I drink every once and a while. She still wants me.

This is the first girl in a long time that has liked me that I actually like back.

Yes, I know, I know. "dude, she is going to try and change you!"

Many women have tried, none have succeded, and I don't think that she is that type anyway.

I have good feelings about this one.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:48:04 PM EST
This thread is worthless without pics!

Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!

I LIKE PIE!

IBTL!


There.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:48:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 5:49:05 PM EST by einnor1040]
5 years. Damn. Your plumbing is backed up for sure.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:48:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
This thread is worthless without pics!

Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!

I LIKE PIE!

IBTL!


There.





Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:49:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
This thread is worthless without pics!

Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!

I LIKE PIE!

IBTL!


There.



That just about covers the bases
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:49:14 PM EST
Don't fuck it up.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:49:51 PM EST
for the first date, take her to the nearest oasis and behave like an Arab.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:50:00 PM EST
Great!

But I have to wonder...if this is your first date in 5 years, exactly how many women have tried and failed at changing you?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:50:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
4 years. Damn. Your plumbing is backed up for sure.



Expecially since I'm only 24.9 years old. Isnt this the time I'm supposed to be going nuts?


I just have not found any women that have intrested me. IN A RELATIONSHIP SENCE!
Physical has always been there.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:51:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Great!

But I have to wonder...if this is your first date in 5 years, exactly how many women have tried and failed at changing you?



The several during College.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:51:54 PM EST
You mean you havent gotten laid in 5 years? Or were you being a LauraCroft?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:52:02 PM EST
Get both!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:52:11 PM EST
she's from your church, well at least you know now you aint gettin any pie
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:52:38 PM EST
What they REALLY mean to say is....


...that's great news. Have an awesome time, and I hope everything works out for the best.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:53:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
4 years. Damn. Your plumbing is backed up for sure.



Expecially since I'm only 24.9 years old. Isnt this the time I'm supposed to be going nuts?


I just have not found any women that have intrested me. IN A RELATIONSHIP SENCE!
Physical has always been there.



No, If you have Gun. It can suppress all other needs and desires. The Gun giveth and the Gun taketh. Use Gun sparingly.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:55:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
5 years. Damn. Your plumbing is backed up for sure.



Ahhh.... 5 years goes by fast as long as people keep the BOTD thread going strong. It's like Draino for the penile plumbing.... all you need is some manual dexterity and 2 minutes later... "Date shmate.... who needs a woman."

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:56:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:57:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Post from mjohn3006:

I just have not found any women that have intrested me. IN A RELATIONSHIP SENCE!
Physical has always been there.


Sex is a relationship, too, you know!

I mean you don't to marry every cow you milk, but you should at least milk a few to keep your hand in, so to speak.

Eric The(HornDog)Hun




LOL Well put. Good use of metifore.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:01:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
5 years. Damn. Your plumbing is backed up for sure.



You gotta release the poison!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:03:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
for the first date, take her to the nearest oasis and behave like an Arab.



Beat her and bugger a little boy?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:24:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
for the first date, take her to the nearest oasis and behave like an Arab.



Beat her and bugger a little boy?



Nah, they stuff her in the pooper, then do ATM. And post pics.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:30:42 PM EST
When you f- it up, please let us know!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:31:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:
When you f- it up, please let us know!



Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:33:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:
When you f- it up, please let us know!



Will do.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:35:13 PM EST
congrats
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:37:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
This thread is worthless without pics!

Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!

I LIKE PIE!

IBTL!


There.



That just about covers the bases



"All your base are belong to us."
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:37:51 PM EST
good luck!

red(still lookin for a good one) 5
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:58:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
WOW. First date in 5 years.

She is a good girl. Does not curse, drink, or smoke.




Good for you Dude !

Even if our description of what constitutes a "Good Girl" differs slightly .....
In my book there is a reference to swallowing



Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:02:03 PM EST
Who has the Admiral Ackbar "IT'S A TRAP!" image?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:03:45 PM EST
I havent had a date in close to 2 years.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:34:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I havent had a date in close to 2 years.



2 Years ........ WTF

Waiting for them to ask you out doesn't happen . Be Bold , all they can say is NO !!
And besides ... Pepper Spray works really well for clearing your Sinuses
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:36:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
This thread is worthless without pics!

Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!

I LIKE PIE!

IBTL!


There.






Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:38:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I havent had a date in close to 2 years.



2 Years ........ WTF

Waiting for them to ask you out doesn't happen . Be Bold , all they can say is NO !!
And besides ... Pepper Spray works really well for clearing your Sinuses




I tried that. Plus meeting women isnt that easy either.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 7:53:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 7:54:10 PM EST by bull_8]
Dang, I was kinda figuring Wedge woulda dropped in to say:
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 8:12:15 PM EST
no it is not easy but if you take shots all the time you will hit more. SPRAY AND PRAY. Confidense is key
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 8:56:49 PM EST



Yes, I know, I know. "dude, she is going to try and change you!"

Many women have tried, none have succeded, and I don't think that she is that type anyway.

.


She's a woman. Of course she's that type.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 9:02:52 PM EST
Well, I hope for you that she's not too much of a "good girl".

OTOH, define good girl..... Naughty can be good too....

Best of luck and have fun.

LRdrvr
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 9:05:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
WOW. First date in 5 years.

She goes to my church and sings in the choir with me.
She is a good girl. Does not curse, drink, or smoke.

But get this. She has known me for about 5 months now. She knows I own guns, she knows I hunt, she knows I drink every once and a while. She still wants me.

This is the first girl in a long time that has liked me that I actually like back.

Yes, I know, I know. "dude, she is going to try and change you!"

Many women have tried, none have succeded, and I don't think that she is that type anyway.

I have good feelings about this one.



err...you lucky bastard. haha congrats and I hope it works out. Sounds exactly like the type I'm still looking for.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 9:21:52 PM EST
Good luck, man. Working on 4 years myself...
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 9:35:15 PM EST
By mjohn3006


I just have not found any women that have intrested me. IN A RELATIONSHIP SENCE!
Physical has always been there.

Are you drunk or just drunken with desire?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 9:40:22 PM EST
w00t
congrats!

have fun, do something fun.. and at least you know her already that means a lot less ice to break.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 2:44:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
WOW. First date in 5 years.

She goes to my church and sings in the choir with me.
She is a good girl. Does not curse, drink, or smoke.

But get this. She has known me for about 5 months now. She knows I own guns, she knows I hunt, she knows I drink every once and a while. She still wants me.



Even good little christian girls like bad boys. Granted, this is not the text book example, but nonetheless, it still fits the mold.

Good luck, and congrats!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:07:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Don't fuck it up.



What he said. ^
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:30:10 AM EST
dont forget to do a little "man-scaping" downstairs. <wink,wink> <nudge,nudge>
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:30:31 AM EST
Good luck! I'm at 1 1/2 years since I was in a relationship. Still enjoying the freedom too much to get back in one.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:36:02 AM EST

She goes to my church and sings in the choir with me.
She is a good girl. Does not curse, drink, or smoke.

I have good feelings about this one.




WHAT! No drunk sex!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:43:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 3:46:33 AM EST by wedge1082]
By the power vested in me, by the good people of AR15.com, I declare this date not to be a trap.



Unless it leads to marriage and then


IT’S A ( I GOT YOU'R BALLS AND I AM NOT LETTING GO )TRAP!!!



Wow I am late to the party on this one. I should know better than to leave the computer.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:49:27 AM EST
A date in 5 years....Holly Smoke! Talking about "Barbarians at the gate". Let it rip!

Link Posted: 9/3/2004 4:05:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
dont forget to do a little "man-scaping" downstairs. <wink,wink> <nudge,nudge>



Did that a week ago and its still itching like crazy.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 4:06:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
What they REALLY mean to say is....


...that's great news. Have an awesome time, and I hope everything works out for the best.



+1. Good luck and good hunting!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 4:19:40 AM EST
I got a date too! Only been about 2 years for me though. Just met this one too, hopefully she won't realize how terrible I actually am
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