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Got her number? I just broke up wih Trillian, and need a replacement!
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That means one of us is probably tired of her shit. |
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Congrats. My perfect woman came around last year, & she's still perfect. (also loves to shoot) |
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Well here is your oppurtunity to relocate to the greatest state in the Union.
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www.nomarriage.com
I'd make it "hot" but you need to cool off. |
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Funniest shit all day. |
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You're doing this because your ex-wife reads this forum, right?
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Dude, on a good day you couldn't score either of them. |
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That's some creepy looking mural painting in the background. Is the fat one a wicken?
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Not a damn clue.
Seriously though, If she was closer I'd be doing my damndest. But I have about a 30 minute drive limit. Haven't found a woman worth more gas than that yet. |
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She's still perfect..Your ass is in Arkansas...That's the problem! |
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What in God's name is that thing hanging in the background?
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None of it matters anyway -
You're still recovering from having your family jewels ventilated, then having hardware installed. |
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For some reason, given that this was posted by Dusty,as soon as I saw this my first thought was that she had a penis, but he was going to give it some time to see if they could work out their issues. SBG |
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Motown, bring me the other one, it's gettin cold at night ........ |
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Well, I see a few problems with your "perfect woman" assessment:
First , she is taller than 3 ft Second, She appears to have teeth Third, she lacks the flat head necessary But, as they say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." |
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There don't seem to be that many candles on the cake..Just how old are these little ladies anyway?
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The one I'm talkin to is legal that's all I need to know lol. I think it's a halloween party, man ur asking complicated shit now.
ETA hell I count 19. I'm only 25. The chick I'm talkin to is 23, never been married no kids. |
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23...
I'd quietly bring up her past. She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding... |
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Would lighten shit up around here. Seriously, she sounds good on paper. Just don't put all your eggs in one basket. |
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Hey Dusty_C, you should hook up with slutty Vietnamese hotties living in TX.
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Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT! Dude... Just forget about women for a while. You find the best ones when you are not looking. Anyone that isn't at least 22-23 is still pretty young and will not know what they want. But, good luck anyway, hope it works out better than you date with the stripper |
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You have it wrong.
The perfect woman is blind, deaf, and dumb. No arms or legs. Nothing but a sex machine. |
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So, what's her ar15.com screen name? This could be fun for all of us. |
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Well, I live in Texas, and I would be happy to keep her company while you are out of state.
BTW--you can call me Jody. |
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