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Posted: 10/22/2013 10:56:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/27/2013 2:01:29 PM EDT by Deadeye_Jack]
Well, be forewarned, this is disgusting. I guess I'll start by showing you a picture of the gun to be discussed.



Well, maybe not apparently. The gun on top is my Dan Wesson, not the stainless Kimber I'll be talking about, but I posted the picture anyway because those gorgeous handmade Maple grips are the same ones that were on the Kimber when it got defiled.

So, Saturday night I either ate something that didn't agree with me or got a stomach bug. Don't know which. Bottom line is I went to bed sick as a dog. I knew I would probably get sick during the night so I positioned a small trash can at the edge of the bed.



Sure enough, during the wee hours of the morning I woke up getting hit with a wave of nausea. I rolled to the edge of the bed as fast as I could and let fly. It was dark and I didn't think anything had happened beyond puking my guts out and feeling half dead, so once the nausea passed I rolled back over, exhausted, and went back to sleep. But what I didn't know was that THIS is actually what happened.





When I got up the next morning I went into the bathroom to wash up and start getting dressed, still oblivious to the spectacle that I was about to encounter. I still didn't feel well and I was still tired after having such a bad night, so I was pretty much in semi-zombie mode. I managed to get dressed and it was only when I reached over to get my watch off the nightstand that I saw the carnage. There she was, one of my most beautiful and prized weapons, completely covered with putrid, caustic, foaming vitriolic gut sludge! Remember that episode in the original Star Trek series where that flying blob thingy came out and stuck to Spock's back? Well, if you don't, you should Google up a picture because it looked like one of those had swallowed a 1911! Not only my pistol was there, but my watch (dive watch thank goodness) and spare LCP mag took the hit too. I didn't even want to touch any of them but I knew I needed to act fast and get that mess off of them.



I took the Kimber to the kitchen sink and after taking the mag out and emptying the chamber I started washing it off, and out, with hot water and dish washing detergent. The puke had sat long enough that it had congealed into a sticky foul-smelling goo that just wouldn't come off! I finally had to use a plastic pot scrubber to make any progress. When I finally got it clean enough to disassemble I took it completely apart and gave it a power-scrubbing inside and out. The finish on the gun was fine, but the grips were in bad shape. I've been in the process of refinishing them and should have them ready in another day or so. Remember that blued Dan Wesson in the first pic? Well, it's a good thing that it wasn't the one that got hurled on because the bluing on the LCP mag was almost completely stripped on the side that got hit! My dive watch? Boy that was fun, seeing as how it has a coarse nylon fabric band. I soaked and scrubbed, soaked and scrubbed, over and over again until it finally came clean, then I soaked it in alcohol and set it out to dry.

As for the Kimber, it is still disassembled so I can be sure there isn't any corrosion going on, but it appears to have suffered no harm. I may try to put up some pics later along with some showing progress on the grips. Now that I think about it, this may all be the fault of that Tater-Tot casserole my wife fed me that night.

ETA- Some folks have asked to see some pics of the gun and grips in their current condition. Here toy go...

Here's the gun, still disassembled, but showing no ill side effects.



The grips, however are another matter.



The new oil rub is still wet on the grips. Also, you can see part of the LCP magazine that had it's finish attacked. Again, VERY fortunate that this didn't happen to a blued gun!
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 10:56:44 AM EDT
DUPE
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 10:58:47 AM EDT
Love the play by play
10/10
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 10:59:15 AM EDT
Well then, punish her by posting pics?
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 10:59:22 AM EDT
So let me get this straight; you blow chunks all over your night stand, and then just roll over and go back to sleep? WTF?
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 10:59:25 AM EDT
Better boil it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:00:32 AM EDT
Why does you wife have such a large head?   Does she have hypercranialism?
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:01:36 AM EDT
This is how you MSPaint.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:01:53 AM EDT
You pregnant op?
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:02:23 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By bteamleader:


This is how you MSPaint.
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but with a blatant disregard for other rules



 
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:02:30 AM EDT
That may be the best ms paint I"ve seen. Sorry for your loss.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:03:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By unpleasant:
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There's no boiling water in Somalia, silly.

OP should pee on it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:03:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By unpleasant:
Better boil it.
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This is the only way.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:04:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 1811guy:
So let me get this straight; you blow chunks all over your night stand, and then just roll over and go back to sleep? WTF?
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RIF
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:04:33 AM EDT
That smell will always be there. Might as well throw that shit away.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:04:34 AM EDT
Level 50 ms paint master
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:04:39 AM EDT
Dag
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:04:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2013 11:06:16 AM EDT by TrojanMan]
Who just pukes in the direction of a trashcan, in the dark, hoping to make it all inside?

Get your face inside that thing and catch it all.


Shit, even if you hadn't missed completely, you would have still splattered the floor and the bedsheets with that technique.

I'll bet your house is nasty.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:06:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By SquatchHunter:
That may be the best ms paint I"ve seen. Sorry for your loss.
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Yup.

BTW 'squatch, how many Paints have you seen since April of this year?

IBNorCAL?

Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:07:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2013 11:09:21 AM EDT by ma96782]
Well......just don't reveal that story to a buyer when you sell it.  LOL.

 Aloha, Mark

PS....Note to self:  another reason for a SS firearm.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:07:05 AM EDT
MS Paint makes threads epic!
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:07:40 AM EDT
So we can have a puke thread but no poop thread.  That makes total sense.



And some quality MsPaint OP.  
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:10:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2013 11:10:59 AM EDT by supermo]
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Originally Posted By SquatchHunter:
That may be the best ms paint I"ve seen. Sorry for your loss.
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No shit! I liked it and LOLed!

Love the dag...LOL, wut?
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:10:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:12:31 AM EDT
  10/10  Love the meme faces!
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:14:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:17:18 AM EDT


A for effort, F for not hitting your target.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:17:46 AM EDT
this thread is amazing.  that is all.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:19:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dryflash3:
Ms paint check.

Need pics of said washed gun parts.

Those were nice grips.
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I'll try to get some up.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:21:11 AM EDT
Cool Story Bro



10/10
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:22:04 AM EDT
I'm dying, I'm fucking dying
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:23:17 AM EDT
Not quite as good as the hummingbird going after your pecker, but close.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:23:58 AM EDT
Do some laundry. You got knuckle children all over your wife's side of the bed.

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Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:24:31 AM EDT
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Better boil it.
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This is the only answer. Someone posted a thread on here a while ago showing how it's done. Search for it.













Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:25:15 AM EDT
I award you 10 internets OP!
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:28:20 AM EDT

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RIF
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Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:



Originally Posted By 1811guy:

So let me get this straight; you blow chunks all over your night stand, and then just roll over and go back to sleep? WTF?










RIF




 
Reading may be fundamental, but so is target acquisition and washing the puke out of your mouth after you vomit.  
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:31:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Chief20879:


This is the only answer. Someone posted a thread on here a while ago showing how it's done. Search for it.

I think I left it out, buy much alcohol was used after the scrub-down.













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Originally Posted By unpleasant:
Better boil it.


This is the only answer. Someone posted a thread on here a while ago showing how it's done. Search for it.

I think I left it out, buy much alcohol was used after the scrub-down.














Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:32:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:32:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2013 11:33:21 AM EDT by Deadeye_Jack]
DT
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:33:07 AM EDT
You need to boil that 1911.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:33:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sixnine:
Do some laundry. You got knuckle children all over your wife's side of the bed.

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Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:34:35 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TescoVee:

  Reading may be fundamental, but so is target acquisition and washing the puke out of your mouth after you vomit.  
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Originally Posted By TescoVee:
Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Originally Posted By 1811guy:
So let me get this straight; you blow chunks all over your night stand, and then just roll over and go back to sleep? WTF?





RIF

  Reading may be fundamental, but so is target acquisition and washing the puke out of your mouth after you vomit.  


I was so sick I was delerious. I'm amazed I managed to roll over and not aspirate on it.

Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:37:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2013 11:37:44 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:39:36 AM EDT
10/10 for the mspaint.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:39:56 AM EDT
Horrysheet i lol'd
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:41:26 AM EDT
At least it was only a Kimber. The only handgun I dislike more than Kimber, is Glock.

Glad to hear everything is okay, perhaps you need to have better aim with the puke, have a wife that takes care of you when you are sick, or put the gun in drawer.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:42:26 AM EDT
Funniest thread in a while !!
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:43:02 AM EDT


I can't breathe.


Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:45:22 AM EDT
Solid 10/10.



The rendering of yer dag was masterful.
Link Posted: 10/22/2013 11:46:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2013 11:48:19 AM EDT by RJTCCW]


ETA: Correct image tags.
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