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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:01:10 PM EST
http://turtleboysports.com/i-93-protester-noah-mckenna-molest-magnificent-hippie-ever/

I'm on my phone and it's a pita, maybe someone could copy the text here?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:08:11 PM EST
"Magnificent Hippie" Somebody trying to come up with a marketing angle for this guy like they did with Techno Viking?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:14:42 PM EST
That was pretty awesome
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:21:39 PM EST
the link says "molest"
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:27:28 PM EST
"Holiday In Cambodia"

So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:

It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:28:57 PM EST
THE BARD ACADEMY? Talk about "white privilege".
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:41:43 PM EST
The arrogant air about him makes me want to force-feed him rice and make him build a bridge in the Burma jungle.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:42:25 PM EST
Somebody's daughter is dating him.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:44:59 PM EST
So is that chili WITH or WITHOUT beans?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:32:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FiveSolas76:
Somebody's daughter is dating him.
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Somebody's daughter deserves him.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:39:18 PM EST
Glorious!
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:58:50 PM EST
Meh. . . . . . the usual suspects. . . .
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:13:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/19/2015 9:14:25 AM EST by savage_winchester]
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Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Glorious!
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Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:22:45 AM EST
They should get a bill for their "rescue."

What a waste of taxpayer resources. Should have just been moved to the shoulder and let them figure it out.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:10:05 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
"Holiday In Cambodia"

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Ol' Jello is nuttier than a squirrel, but he really kind of nailed it with that one.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:14:47 AM EST
I could never live with myself if my son turned out such a buttfucking failure
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:17:09 AM EST
What a dip shit.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:19:47 AM EST
I think 2000 hours of community service will help his situation .
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:34:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/19/2015 10:34:42 AM EST by JakeThePimp]
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Originally Posted By hyperjoe:
So is that chili WITH or WITHOUT beans?
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Trick question. Meat Sauce != chili.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:40:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/19/2015 10:42:45 AM EST by TACTICAL]
Damn dirty hippie and his fat whales fucked me and my crew that morning trying to make it to the substation for the control building switch over.

ETA: Wish someone would have rammed the barrels and ripped their hippie ass arms off

Boston sucks enough to commute thru with out this shit!
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:26:56 PM EST
I bet you can smell that fucker from 3 blocks away.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:33:52 PM EST
I love that look of defeat when asked what he did for a living.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:37:01 PM EST
Totally shocked the protesters have no jobs and live with their parents
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:37:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
I could never live with myself if my son turned out such a buttfucking failure
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Same.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:40:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:45:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1:
Meh. . . . . . the usual suspects. . . .
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Exactly. He was exactly what I knew he'd be. People like him are nothing, if not predictable.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:50:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By hyperjoe:
So is that chili WITH or WITHOUT beans?
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Ten years ago I'd have said beans, no brainer.

But now you have to worry about whether he's "paleo" or not...
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:56:07 PM EST
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Shitlocks.

Go figure.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:07:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ost:
They should get a bill for their "rescue."

What a waste of taxpayer resources. Should have just been moved to the shoulder and let them figure it out.
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That would have been awesome. Just put them on a flat bed and leave them in the middle of the sidewalk in downtown. They wouldn't last five minutes before having their clothes and personal belongings stripped off of them by the same people they're protesting for.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:08:23 PM EST
Rob Zombie called. He wants his look back.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:16:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/19/2015 1:16:24 PM EST by capnrob97]
Both douche bags living at home with mommy & daddy in well to do neighborhoods.

Fuck those assclowns
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:24:43 PM EST
His father's "beautiful house" appears to be just a condo/apartment
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:40:51 PM EST




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Originally Posted By dtux:
His father's "beautiful house" appears to be just a condo/apartment
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It's in Jamaica Plain (formally known as Jamaica Spain).

It was a shit hole up until the early 80's, then it got gentrified when hipsters, artists, well off lesbians and gays, etc discovered it
and property values skyrocketed.

Avg price just for a condo is $500k.

A multi-family home is close to a million.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:55:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By LoginName:
http://i.imgur.com/z3Rxefk.jpg





It's in Jamaica Plain (formally known as Jamaica Spain).

It was a shit hole up until the early 80's, then it got gentrified when hipsters, artists, well off lesbians and gays, etc discovered it
and property values skyrocketed.

Avg price just for a condo is $500k.

A multi-family home is close to a million.
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Originally Posted By LoginName:
http://i.imgur.com/z3Rxefk.jpg



Originally Posted By dtux:
His father's "beautiful house" appears to be just a condo/apartment


It's in Jamaica Plain (formally known as Jamaica Spain).

It was a shit hole up until the early 80's, then it got gentrified when hipsters, artists, well off lesbians and gays, etc discovered it
and property values skyrocketed.

Avg price just for a condo is $500k.

A multi-family home is close to a million.


Nailed it!
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:02:15 AM EST
nothing a good hard whack on the head with a stick won't fix..
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:15:38 AM EST




What I wouldn't give to pick that fucker up by his feet, ring his head in a bucket of Mr Clean, and mop the floor with his nappy hair
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