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Is the generation below you not exempt from the '94 ban, assuming it is your child? I figure the kid would be 'grandfathered' somehow and not be restricted to post-ban only. Sad, sad days when kids can't go running around like the good ol' days, wearing pre-ban underwear.
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First, the kid has to prove that the grandfather was still alive at the time of the purchase of the underwear. The grandfather also has to be able to buy underwear, and also cannot have been formerly convicted of a felony, or violent misdemeanor. There's a whole bunch of added stuff about no pedophilia, or domestic violence accustations.
Honestly, and I think Imbrog|io is right on this issue, just get the underwear, and stash it away. If the Bureau of Underwear, Talcum, and Tushies (BUTT) performs a panty raid, they won't find anything. Then after they have left, you can pull out the underwear and laugh at them.