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Posted: 6/9/2001 8:38:26 PM EST
Hey man, we all miss you over here! Come on back and grace us with your presence again, The Chosen One!
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 8:43:15 PM EST
I hear ya. I enjoy his posts. He seems to be rather intelligent. I hope he didn't cap himself...
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 8:59:44 PM EST
He's probably on Vacation. it's afterall the season to travel
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 9:08:20 PM EST
I checked the porno shop once today, guess I'll have to check again. radioman
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 9:26:18 PM EST
seen him cruzin the malls
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 9:33:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/9/2001 9:51:23 PM EST by TREETOP]
I was at the grocery store today pouring my pocket change into a CoinStar machine (I had saved almost $144 in change!!) and there was this guy behind me, about 5'2". 450 pounds or so, soaking wet with a net full of quarters. He looked pretty nervous, like he'd just robbed a wishing well or something. He kept saying "Are you almost done?" The dude was ugly as sin, and smelled like french fries. Not regular french fries, but those curly ones. What a wierdo. It looked like he was counting along while the machine was counting my change. When the coins were all down the chute, the guy says out loud "$131.93". I looked at him kinda wierd, but then the machine said "$131.93". The dude actually calculated not only how much change I'd dumped down the machine, but also how much $$ I got back!!!! The machine keeps 8.9cents from every dollar, and this guy did the math in his frickin head! Down to the last cent! I left in a hurry, that guy really gave me the creeps. And you should have seen how the womenz were avoiding him. I would have felt sorry for him if he wasn't such a wierdo.
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 9:43:05 PM EST
He seems to have an interest in Kettle Korn. Check your local gun show, but don't confuse him with the psycho guy hanging out next to the beef jerky table...
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 10:51:20 PM EST
There is a firewall.
Link Posted: 6/9/2001 10:58:45 PM EST
Thank goodness you're ok... we were getting worried.
Link Posted: 6/10/2001 4:05:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: There is a firewall.
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Is that what they call chastity belts nowadays? Did you finally get "in"? What was her name? You may THINK that you have us fooled, but with your intellect, sharp wit and writing skills, you must be waist high in Wominz !
Link Posted: 6/10/2001 12:56:25 PM EST
imb they are all asking for you ya how come you do not come by anymore you cannot pretend that you do not have a computer or something because you hang around with these ar15 people your family is worried sick about you do you know that
Link Posted: 6/10/2001 12:59:49 PM EST
Aw, man. It sucks not having you around! Everybody else says so.
Link Posted: 6/11/2001 6:02:01 PM EST
Yeah Imb, quit this boycotting shit and come hang out with us. Shadow got a big chubby waitin for ya. I'll even throw in a Pechin's corn dog. Sub
Link Posted: 6/11/2001 6:57:15 PM EST
They told me that I am required to post! *cleans his paws* Please come back, everyone misses you! =( *sniffles and looks at Imb with the Bigeyes*
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:34:54 AM EST
imb gwen is asking about you and so are the y2k people if you do not want to come back what do you want me to tell them you know gwen only comes in at all to look for you she does not want to talk to us hicks she is worried about you cause of your email regarding the job issue and all ya and those y2k people keep harassing us about you i gave them the firewall story but they do not believe it at least give me a better lie
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 9:48:17 AM EST
I am being denied.
Link Posted: 6/14/2001 10:38:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: I am being denied.
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Why, is your hand on strike????
Link Posted: 6/16/2001 2:57:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2001 2:56:49 PM EST by Hamsturbation]
hey imb, get your ass back here we have lots and lots of tang! fresh tang! marcy is here too!
Link Posted: 6/16/2001 7:50:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2001 7:49:37 PM EST by b0ne]
Imb! We are still waiting! Tang doesn't keep forever, you know... it's only good while it's hot and wet!
Link Posted: 6/16/2001 8:06:15 PM EST
Imb!!! AWOL?? Report immediately for debrief!! Also I got a line on cheap bulk quantities of Meta-Mucil for ya! 100lb lots!!! sarge^
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 2:14:18 PM EST
imb after a long and difficult campaign we have retaken our original position at golf uniform november sierra however our numbers now are rather few and we are having trouble holding the unstable ground your leadership and strength of moral character may be all that can save us
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 2:16:25 PM EST
I do not have access.
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 2:21:05 PM EST
What the heck?????? Either trolls started breeding like rabbits or I have to pay better attention to the GD forum.
Link Posted: 6/21/2001 3:21:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By sigman: What the heck?????? Either trolls started breeding like rabbits or I have to pay better attention to the GD forum.
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The only thing being bred here by those who do not know what is going on (i.e., you) is ignorance. Imb, we need reinforcements at golf uniform november sierra! Deadly force against enemy firewalls has been approved.
Link Posted: 6/27/2001 7:37:37 PM EST
imbroglio i hope you read this thread again because this is important your nick is about to expire and you need to come on the lavaca guy has been coming on with your nick pretending to be you and asking for ops and stuff with your exact nick like so: [21:43] hey wheres my op did it go away while ive been gone [21:43] op me! well you need to come on so your nick doesn't expire and set your nick to kill oh ya i wanted to ask you what i can do with avocados too ya man one of the guys who hangs here bought one of those group ar15.com purchase guns i dunno what is going on
Link Posted: 6/27/2001 7:41:21 PM EST
He's been signed on under SteyrAUG too much.
Link Posted: 6/27/2001 8:10:46 PM EST
man what is this about aug all he has is a 10/22 and a .38 he is a nice guy he just shoots at rocks 100 feet away and stuff
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 3:16:29 PM EST
Hey, Imb, Why don't you come back? Jerry was going to write you a poem but couldn't think of anything that rhymed with AR. And then we thought we would bake you brownies and send them to you, but if you're looking for a job, that might not be a good idea. B0ne suggested nudie pics but we know how pure and sensitive you are and we really didn't think you wanted to see B0ne nekkid anyway. And Cat says she'd fix you up with Shirley, but we're not sure if that's a good thing or not, since we suspect she doesn't like Shirley anyway since she's always trying to fix her up with people from mental asylums, but who knows, maybe its worth a shot. And so we're resorting to posting to you on strange bulletin boards. So come back, ok? We miss you. (If you got klined, email me)
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 4:33:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: There is a firewall.
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Firewall, schmirewall! email Dove and she will you back where you are wanted, appreciated, loved, and needed. ahem,not necessarily in that order... besides, we have a whole lotta Natto waiting for you!
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 4:55:59 PM EST
hey imb i went shooting at rocks at 100 feet today well anyway they told me something about "a whole big sams club sized thing of tang!" man now they are theorizing that AR15f--- (Can I say that? I mean, that is his name) arrested you and that "Imbrog|io" is not you and all this crap i tell them i know it is you and that that lapd hick and all his fed buddies have not gotten you but they dont believe me they seriously think you got captured or something
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