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Posted: 3/1/2006 12:55:54 AM EDT
Who would it be and why?

For me, I would have to say, the Kroger family.  Now for those of you who dont know, Kroger is a supermarket.  I live 3 mins walk away from one, and I love being able to go there at 3 am and get food.  Also cooking is my second hobby...next to hunting. If I married into th Kroger family, I would have an asile dedicated to everything I buy, so I wouldnt have to walk through every asile when I need a break from typing papers/ doing research.  


So what say you, if you could marry into any family, be it Colt, American Airlines, Ford/Chevy/Dodge, Dr. Pepper, one of Bush's daughters....who would it be and why?

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:03:15 AM EDT
[#1]
Walton.  I would be set for life, even though the Walton family kinda went screwy when Sam died.  Wal-Mart was a pretty respectable place before his death and the kids got ahold of it.



And I would be able to go to school for free here at the UofA.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:05:05 AM EDT
[#2]
Nugent: Guns and Music.

Dillon: Guns. Plenty of ammo too.

Barrett: Guns. Cute daughter with pink AR-15.

They all have money too.

eta: i can't read so I picked three.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:07:29 AM EDT
[#3]
I did.

Lowman-Conway.

It kind of sucked
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:10:36 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I did.

Lowman-Conway.

It kind of sucked




explain...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:17:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Bush.  That way it can someday be all MY fault...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:00:10 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Bush.  That way it can someday be all MY fault...



heh yes
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:03:06 AM EDT
[#7]
IBSSK

In Before Someone Says Kennedy.

I can't think of any good families right now.  
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:06:27 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
IBSSK

In Before Someone Says Kennedy.

I can't think of any good families right now.  



Only a miserable piece of shit would want to do that, since only the miserable piece of shit seems to be able to cheat death, or prosecution, or cirrosis of the liver, or....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:14:24 AM EDT
[#9]
I'd like to marry into the Jeremy family.




No special reason, it'd just make Christmas a fucking hoot.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:16:41 AM EDT
[#10]
I know it's wierd, but my family rocks.

We all love each other, and we all will take care of anyone we know.

Screw you guys!

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:25:31 AM EDT
[#11]
i'd have to say colt......you would all be jealous of my collection of ARs and 1911s
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:28:58 AM EDT
[#12]
I dunno. The children of most of the rich and famous are too young, and the female rich and famous are too old...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:31:22 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Nugent: Guns and Music.

Dillon: Guns. Plenty of ammo too.

Barrett: Guns. Cute daughter with pink AR-15.

They all have money too.

eta: i can't read so I picked three.




 Yepper I would love to bend her over..... What a hottie.....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:14:16 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Bush.  That way it can someday be all MY fault...

+1, and Jenna is a hottie.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:18:10 AM EDT
[#15]
If Marrying strictly for financial reasons..Maybe the Prince of Dubai's daughter or something.Live like a king and all the gold plated AK47's I ever wanted with no laws to restrict me.

Then I could arrange for Michael Jackson to have an unfortunate accident with a group of camels.


Quoted:
I did.

Lowman-Conway.

It kind of sucked



So your good looking AND rich ? Nice
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:20:20 AM EDT
[#16]

dbl tap
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:41 AM EDT
[#17]
Beretta - I'll change my last name to theirs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:37:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Jenna Bush is HOT!




Speed
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:38:53 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
I know it's wierd, but my family rocks.

We all love each other, and we all will take care of anyone we know.

Screw you guys!




I wanna marry into Steath's family.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:10:12 AM EDT
[#20]



Reed Knight

He could have a daughter so ugly she would back lightning up a tree and I wouldn't mind.

I would just want the keys to the museum and to be remembered in the will.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:14:53 AM EDT
[#21]
Mittal.  Research it.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:18:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Mmmmmmm..........the Hilton family.  Nikki over Paris.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:23:44 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Mmmmmmm..........the Hilton family.  Nikki over Paris.



And you under both?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:26:41 AM EDT
[#24]
Most likely
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:09:59 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Mmmmmmm..........the Hilton family.  Nikki over Paris.




yikes....I duno bout that one....
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:46:06 PM EDT
[#26]
Cold you know you want to marry Elton John, why are you running from it. Celebrate finally coming out of the closet.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:48:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:53:24 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Nugent: Guns and Music.

Dillon: Guns. Plenty of ammo too.

Barrett: Guns. Cute daughter with pink AR-15.

They all have money too.

eta: i can't read so I picked three.



1+
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:58:23 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!



He does.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:00:56 PM EDT
[#30]
I would never marry someone to get into a family.  You get married for one person and one person only.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:02:25 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!



He does.



Then you'd better hope you don't have a small limpy peepee.  She might just call you MicroSoft.  
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:04:02 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!



He does.

Well there you go!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:07:43 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
I'd like to marry into the Jeremy family.

www.askmen.com/toys/interview/pictures/34c_ron_jeremy.JPG


No special reason, it'd just make Christmas a fucking hoot.



you know, you can't inheret the one Jeremy family feature you would want
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:18:26 PM EDT
[#34]
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:26:19 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.



you hate a LOT of people
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:27:20 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.



I used to think the same way about nerd girls, until I ended up in the sack with em.  Granted, the two I was with weren't complete nerds, but they were the shy, quiet types.  Turns out both were freaky freaky.  
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:28:25 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
IBSSK

In Before Someone Says Kennedy.

I can't think of any good families right now.  



Only a miserable piece of shit would want to do that, since only the miserable piece of shit seems to be able to cheat death, or prosecution, or cirrosis of the liver, or....



Not a fan of the Kennedy's, but ya know, cheating DEATH was never one of their strong suits!


Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:36:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 7:44:25 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type



Her father??

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:37:30 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type




OH YEA she is goregous, and Im a HUGE FAN OF RED HEADS, Gillian Anderson is someone I think is SMOKIN, back in her day of course!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:39:32 PM EDT
[#41]
If she's a Toyota or Honda, why not?  Not that I need a Japanese car or wife, but the $$$ is good.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:42:17 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.



I used to think the same way about nerd girls, until I ended up in the sack with em.  Granted, the two I was with weren't complete nerds, but they were the shy, quiet types.  Turns out both were freaky freaky.  



I was talking to a nerd girl once at school, and I found out that she was into cosplay  (look it up if you don't know what it is)  and she would't look at me in the eye.  Also, she mentioned some sort of nasty porn movie in just a few seconds.  It's one of those "quiet" people.    
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:50:37 PM EDT
[#43]
Bush family.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:54:51 PM EDT
[#44]
DeBeers.

Diamonds are Forever!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:10:36 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Cold you know you want to marry Elton John, why are you running from it. Celebrate finally coming out of the closet.




Stooping to a childish level?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:43:12 PM EDT
[#46]
None




,,,,on my Hiwathl
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:43:18 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type



Her father??




Well if thats what it takes to get in the family!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 8:36:56 AM EDT
[#48]
Where is the picture of barretts daughter I need to base my choice on that.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 8:42:27 AM EDT
[#49]
Lazarus Long.  Frequent rejuvenation, kilts, time travel, lots of horny redheads to satisfy.  Food is pretty good too.
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