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Posted: 2/28/2006 11:55:54 PM EST
Who would it be and why?

For me, I would have to say, the Kroger family. Now for those of you who dont know, Kroger is a supermarket. I live 3 mins walk away from one, and I love being able to go there at 3 am and get food. Also cooking is my second hobby...next to hunting. If I married into th Kroger family, I would have an asile dedicated to everything I buy, so I wouldnt have to walk through every asile when I need a break from typing papers/ doing research.


So what say you, if you could marry into any family, be it Colt, American Airlines, Ford/Chevy/Dodge, Dr. Pepper, one of Bush's daughters....who would it be and why?

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:03:15 AM EST
Walton. I would be set for life, even though the Walton family kinda went screwy when Sam died. Wal-Mart was a pretty respectable place before his death and the kids got ahold of it.



And I would be able to go to school for free here at the UofA.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:05:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 12:05:31 AM EST by billparadise]
Nugent: Guns and Music.

Dillon: Guns. Plenty of ammo too.

Barrett: Guns. Cute daughter with pink AR-15.

They all have money too.

eta: i can't read so I picked three.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:07:29 AM EST
I did.

Lowman-Conway.

It kind of sucked
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:10:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I did.

Lowman-Conway.

It kind of sucked




explain...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:17:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 12:33:56 AM EST by PromptCritical]
Bush. That way it can someday be all MY fault...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:00:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Bush. That way it can someday be all MY fault...



heh yes
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:03:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 1:03:20 AM EST by blacklisted]
IBSSK

In Before Someone Says Kennedy.

I can't think of any good families right now.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:06:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By blacklisted:
IBSSK

In Before Someone Says Kennedy.

I can't think of any good families right now.



Only a miserable piece of shit would want to do that, since only the miserable piece of shit seems to be able to cheat death, or prosecution, or cirrosis of the liver, or....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:14:24 AM EST
I'd like to marry into the Jeremy family.




No special reason, it'd just make Christmas a fucking hoot.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:16:41 AM EST
I know it's wierd, but my family rocks.

We all love each other, and we all will take care of anyone we know.

Screw you guys!

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:25:31 AM EST
i'd have to say colt......you would all be jealous of my collection of ARs and 1911s
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:28:58 AM EST
I dunno. The children of most of the rich and famous are too young, and the female rich and famous are too old...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:31:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By billparadise:
Nugent: Guns and Music.

Dillon: Guns. Plenty of ammo too.

Barrett: Guns. Cute daughter with pink AR-15.

They all have money too.

eta: i can't read so I picked three.




Yepper I would love to bend her over..... What a hottie.....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:14:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Bush. That way it can someday be all MY fault...

+1, and Jenna is a hottie.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:18:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 2:20:53 AM EST by TrijiCog]
If Marrying strictly for financial reasons..Maybe the Prince of Dubai's daughter or something.Live like a king and all the gold plated AK47's I ever wanted with no laws to restrict me.

Then I could arrange for Michael Jackson to have an unfortunate accident with a group of camels.


Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I did.

Lowman-Conway.

It kind of sucked



So your good looking AND rich ? Nice
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:20:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 2:20:42 AM EST by TrijiCog]

dbl tap
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:35:41 AM EST
Beretta - I'll change my last name to theirs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:37:05 AM EST
Jenna Bush is HOT!

Speed
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:38:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stealth:
I know it's wierd, but my family rocks.

We all love each other, and we all will take care of anyone we know.

Screw you guys!




I wanna marry into Steath's family.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:10:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 5:12:36 AM EST by bmick325]



Reed Knight

He could have a daughter so ugly she would back lightning up a tree and I wouldn't mind.

I would just want the keys to the museum and to be remembered in the will.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:14:53 AM EST
Mittal. Research it.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:18:29 AM EST
Mmmmmmm..........the Hilton family. Nikki over Paris.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:23:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKCapCane:
Mmmmmmm..........the Hilton family. Nikki over Paris.



And you under both?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:26:41 AM EST
Most likely
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:09:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKCapCane:
Mmmmmmm..........the Hilton family. Nikki over Paris.




yikes....I duno bout that one....
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:46:06 PM EST
Cold you know you want to marry Elton John, why are you running from it. Celebrate finally coming out of the closet.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:48:04 PM EST
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:53:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By billparadise:
Nugent: Guns and Music.

Dillon: Guns. Plenty of ammo too.

Barrett: Guns. Cute daughter with pink AR-15.

They all have money too.

eta: i can't read so I picked three.



1+
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:58:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By jpman7:
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!



He does.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:00:56 PM EST
I would never marry someone to get into a family. You get married for one person and one person only.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:02:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:

Originally Posted By jpman7:
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!



He does.



Then you'd better hope you don't have a small limpy peepee. She might just call you MicroSoft.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:04:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:

Originally Posted By jpman7:
Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have a daughter!!



He does.

Well there you go!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:07:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By swingset:
I'd like to marry into the Jeremy family.

www.askmen.com/toys/interview/pictures/34c_ron_jeremy.JPG


No special reason, it'd just make Christmas a fucking hoot.



you know, you can't inheret the one Jeremy family feature you would want
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:18:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 6:18:52 PM EST by 13thWarrior]
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:26:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.



you hate a LOT of people
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:27:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.



I used to think the same way about nerd girls, until I ended up in the sack with em. Granted, the two I was with weren't complete nerds, but they were the shy, quiet types. Turns out both were freaky freaky.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:28:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:

Originally Posted By blacklisted:
IBSSK

In Before Someone Says Kennedy.

I can't think of any good families right now.



Only a miserable piece of shit would want to do that, since only the miserable piece of shit seems to be able to cheat death, or prosecution, or cirrosis of the liver, or....



Not a fan of the Kennedy's, but ya know, cheating DEATH was never one of their strong suits!


Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:36:00 PM EST
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:44:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type



Her father??

Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:37:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type




OH YEA she is goregous, and Im a HUGE FAN OF RED HEADS, Gillian Anderson is someone I think is SMOKIN, back in her day of course!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:39:32 PM EST
If she's a Toyota or Honda, why not? Not that I need a Japanese car or wife, but the $$$ is good.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:42:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/17/2006 8:45:33 PM EST by blacklisted]

Originally Posted By Treelo:

Originally Posted By 13thWarrior:
We need a picture of barrett's daughter.

Bill Gate's daughter is like 20 I think she is a nerd I think really isn't my type. My type is the really hot girl with a nice rack who isn't taller then me and has a nice ass. The nerd type never really turned me on can't stand someone who is smarter than me.

Edit: Thats why I hate you all.



I used to think the same way about nerd girls, until I ended up in the sack with em. Granted, the two I was with weren't complete nerds, but they were the shy, quiet types. Turns out both were freaky freaky.



I was talking to a nerd girl once at school, and I found out that she was into cosplay (look it up if you don't know what it is) and she would't look at me in the eye. Also, she mentioned some sort of nasty porn movie in just a few seconds. It's one of those "quiet" people.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:50:37 PM EST
Bush family.
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 8:54:51 PM EST
DeBeers.

Diamonds are Forever!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:10:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combatvet:
Cold you know you want to marry Elton John, why are you running from it. Celebrate finally coming out of the closet.




Stooping to a childish level?
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:43:12 PM EST
None

,,,,on my Hiwathl
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:43:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Treelo:

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:
Boddington. As in Craig Boddington. Huge hunting family, and his daughter Brittany is gorgeous. Redhead and has hunted Africa with her Father. Definanatly my type



Her father??




Well if thats what it takes to get in the family!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:36:56 AM EST
Where is the picture of barretts daughter I need to base my choice on that.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:42:27 AM EST
Lazarus Long. Frequent rejuvenation, kilts, time travel, lots of horny redheads to satisfy. Food is pretty good too.
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