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Posted: 1/25/2009 4:04:26 AM EDT
You went out on a Saturday night, got really drunk , blacked out, then woke up in the morning next to a dead prostitute .

What would you do ?
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:05:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
You went out on a Saturday night, got really drunk , blacked out, then woke up in the morning next to a dead prostitute .

What would you do ?


I know for most here, it would be what would you do SECOND.
SSS.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:05:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Shower?
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:10:41 AM EDT
[#3]
Do not touch anything, leave, call a lawyer, then call the police.

I think I just saw a Law & Order rerun about this.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:12:11 AM EDT
[#4]
One of the many reasons why I do not go out drinking!
I would probably call a GOOD lawyer before anything else.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:12:13 AM EDT
[#5]
Take my money back for starters.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:13:09 AM EDT
[#6]
Go thru her pockets and get my money back!
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:13:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Other than dead, what kinda condition is she in?  Looks fine, dismembered.....it makes a difference ya know.  Looks fine, I'm callin paramedics.  Dismembered, well.....Mexico is nice this time of year.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:14:56 AM EDT
[#8]
"There once was a fellow named Dave..."
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:16:10 AM EDT
[#9]
I'd gas up the boat and go fishing.  The Marianas Trench or the Bimini Wall has great fishing this time of year.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:20:34 AM EDT
[#10]
Sit up and try REALLY REALLY hard to remember if she was still warm and moving while I was hitting it...........
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:21:45 AM EDT
[#11]
Have a coke.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 4:22:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Go thru her pockets and get my money back!


she only has one, and you probably already went through it.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 5:51:24 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

What would you do ?


Let's see...  I took my wife to dinner and a movie last night.  WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?!?!
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 8:16:50 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Sit up and try REALLY REALLY hard to remember if she was still warm and moving while I was hitting it...........


Warm and moving is not a good indicator...she may have been Canadian.

Link Posted: 1/26/2009 8:29:05 AM EDT
[#15]
I would tell Tom Hagan that Michael Corleone can has his gaming license.    
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 8:30:17 AM EDT
[#16]
Check and see if she was still warm.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 8:31:07 AM EDT
[#17]
"Hey. I was going to tip her!"
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