Hypothetical Question

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hypothetical Question

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:19:26 AM EDT

If you could have one of the following what would you take?

1. A paradise filled with the hottest women that will do anything that you want, sexual or whatever. The women will be as hot as you could imagine, will be disease free and can cook awesome and are awesome in the sack. You can have friends and family come live with you if you want. The only drawback is you cannot own any firearms, knives, or any other weapons or ammo or even airsoft guns.

2. A paradise filled with any and all guns that you want, with unlimited ammo. There are no weapons laws and you will never run out of ammo or cool targets. You can have nukes, tanks or whatever weaponry you want. You can have your friends and family to come live with you there, if you want. The only drawback is that you cannot have any hot women in which to have sex with, real dolls, pocket pussies, or porno.

I think I would go with number 1.

ETA: YOU CANNOT GET BOTH

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:20:04 AM EDT

[#1]

Both.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:20:10 AM EDT

[#2]

1 so long as there is a steady stream of booze

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:22:17 AM EDT

[#3]

#2, since I'm straight.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:22:44 AM EDT

[#4]

As long as the commies don't invade paradise, I will go with #1.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:25:09 AM EDT

[#5]

Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:27:05 AM EDT

[#6]

I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:28:05 AM EDT

[#7]

As of right now some % of ARFCOM has caught the Ghay

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:28:16 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.

Fuggin' eh.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:28:23 AM EDT

[#9]

I'll take the chicks and good food.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:28:48 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
As of right now 14% of ARFCOM has cought the Ghay

14% of ARFCOM is thinking outside of the box, instead of with their dicks.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:30:03 AM EDT

[#11]

You just HAD to go and add the part about "no porn" didn't you????

If I was a computer, I think my CPU would be smoking right now trying to solve this dilemma.

MY GOD!!! I. JUST. DON'T. KNOW.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:30:04 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
If you could have one of the following what would you take?

1. A paradise filled with the hottest women that will do anything that you want, sexual or whatever. The women will be as hot as you could imagine, will be disease free and can cook awesome and are awesome in the sack. You can have friends and family come live with you if you want. The only drawback is you cannot own any firearms, knives, or any other weapons or ammo or even airsoft guns.

2. A paradise filled with any and all guns that you want, with unlimited ammo. There are no weapons laws and you will never run out of ammo or cool targets. You can have nukes, tanks or whatever weaponry you want. You can have your friends and family to come live with you there, if you want. The only drawback is that you cannot have any hot women in which to have sex with, real dolls, pocket pussies, or porno.

I think I would go with number 1.

ETA: YOU CANNOT GET BOTH

you're about 17, right?

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:33:10 AM EDT

[#13]

You people choosing option 1 are going to be really pissed when Commander Subnet and his sex deprived, pissed and well armed minions are invading the island. I have promised them all the fair maidens in the land, and they believe me.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:34:58 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
You peple choosing option 1 are going to be really pissed when Commander Subnet and his sex deprived, pissed and well armed minions are invading the island. I have promised them all the fair maidens in the land, and they believe me.

Do we each get 70 of them?

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:35:15 AM EDT

[#15]

Option #2, I am happily married.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:37:27 AM EDT

[#16]

#1.

If I choose #2 The asshole in the next paradise over will accidentally set off his nuke and take me out anyway.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:42:30 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.

That is exactly what I was thinking.

Fuggin-eh right!

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:45:23 AM EDT

[#18]

I vote one to be safe because there was no mention of transportation.

However if I can use 2 to take over the island that 1 is on, I choose 2!

Best of both worlds!

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:45:36 AM EDT

[#19]

How about #3.

One attractive woman who is madly in love with me. I can never have anyone else, but I don’t have to worry about her running around either. A reasonable gun collection that I can take out and shoot every now and then. Ammo is reasonably cheap.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:46:44 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I vote one to be safe because there was no mention of transportation.

However if I can use 2 to take over the island that 1 is on, I choose 2!

Best of both worlds!

With unlimmited ammo, there's enough wood crates around to build boats.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:48:05 AM EDT

[#21]

I think if anyone votes other than one they should really question their sexuality

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:49:45 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I think if anyone votes other than one they should really question their sexuality

Anyone that votes one needs to learn to think outside the box.

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:51:51 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I think if anyone votes other than one they should really question their sexuality

Maybe you forgot that there are a lot of WOMEN here too, that would much rather have an island full of guns and unlimited ammo than an island of hot women.

And the guys who vote for number one must have forgotten that too....

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:52:36 AM EDT

[#24]

Mood swings, PMS, clothing issues, etc. ruin #1. And without the outdoor and shooting activities I enjoy then I'm not who I am, and anyone worth having a world exclusively to isn't worth a damn without them either. To paraphrase Ben Franklin "Those who would give up their guns for women deserve neither."

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:52:48 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
How about #3.

One attractive woman who is madly in love with me. I can never have anyone else, but I don’t have to worry about her running around either. A reasonable gun collection that I can take out and shoot every now and then. Ammo is reasonably cheap.

I, for one, like the way you think, sir!

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:53:50 AM EDT

[#26]

so I can take my wife to whichever location I choose, right?

If so then i take #2

Posted: 10/1/2007 11:57:23 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
#1.

If I choose #2, ~~The asshole~~ Subnet in the next paradise over will accidentally set off his nuke and take me out anyway.

FIFY

#1
Here's my guns, gimme the broads! arrrrrgh

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:01:32 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

....

what would you take?

....

Hmmm....... I'll take option 2 and plan for a hostile takeover for the island with all the hot womenz.....

In the end, I'm getting both...... at option 1's expense....

:}

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:05:38 PM EDT

[#29]

I'll take the guns. As long as I've got them and a healthy right hand I don't need the chicks.

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:06:05 PM EDT

[#30]

Option 2. Im hapilly married. You said family could come live with me, that means my wife.

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:06:58 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I'll take the guns. As long as I've got them and a healthy right hand I don't need the chicks.

Hey... a Swede.....

Welcome to Arf, swede.....

:}

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:10:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.

That is exactly what I was thinking.

Fuggin-eh right!

+1, assuming of course the wimmenz dont decide to come on over on their own to get away from the pansies on island number one

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:15:40 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.

Hot young pussy will always matter.

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:18:09 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.

Full of win

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:23:25 PM EDT

[#35]

#1

I go shoot when I want to get away from my girlfriend. But she'll be there when I get home.

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:25:02 PM EDT

[#36]

#1 is obviously a trap.

Knowing that, I'll take #2.

Wait ....... no porn? I'll still take #2, but let's haggle on the porn.

ETA: If allowed, I will be part of Subnet's invasion force, but I want to drive the tank.

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:42:53 PM EDT

[#37]

I voted 1 because there'd be no threats on the hot girls island to use guns against.

But I think I like subnet's idea better - choose the island with the guns, then invade the island with the girls because there's no guns there. That way, we get both!

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:46:50 PM EDT

[#38]

#1

Posted: 10/1/2007 12:47:56 PM EDT

[#39]

I'd take both, add them together, then add .1416.
Then I'd have pi.
I like pi.

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:16:55 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I'd take both, add them together, then add .1416.
Then I'd have pi.
I like pi.

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:20:51 PM EDT

[#41]

I'll take option #2.

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:21:18 PM EDT

[#42]

Women.

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:24:00 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.

Beat me to it.

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:43:39 PM EDT

[#44]

Both.

How?

Go with fantasy 2, and then invade fantasy 1 since they have no guns.

Guns=power=womenz

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:51:26 PM EDT

[#45]

I only have guns to attract hot chicks.

If had #1 I'd have no more use for #2.

Posted: 10/1/2007 2:57:56 PM EDT

[#46]

1 FTW!

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:00:39 PM EDT

[#47]

With option #1 I'd be forced to hunt and kill with my bare hands.

With option #2 my hands would be busy with other things.

Damn it!!!!!!!!! i can't decide!!!!!!!

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