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Posted: 10/1/2007 10:19:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 10:21:19 AM EST by rcr29]
If you could have one of the following what would you take?


1. A paradise filled with the hottest women that will do anything that you want, sexual or whatever. The women will be as hot as you could imagine, will be disease free and can cook awesome and are awesome in the sack. You can have friends and family come live with you if you want. The only drawback is you cannot own any firearms, knives, or any other weapons or ammo or even airsoft guns.

2. A paradise filled with any and all guns that you want, with unlimited ammo. There are no weapons laws and you will never run out of ammo or cool targets. You can have nukes, tanks or whatever weaponry you want. You can have your friends and family to come live with you there, if you want. The only drawback is that you cannot have any hot women in which to have sex with, real dolls, pocket pussies, or porno.


I think I would go with number 1.

ETA: YOU CANNOT GET BOTH
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:20:04 AM EST
Both.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:20:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 10:21:11 AM EST by Kalahnikid]
1 so long as there is a steady stream of booze
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:22:17 AM EST
#2, since I'm straight.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:22:44 AM EST
As long as the commies don't invade paradise, I will go with #1.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:25:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 10:25:52 AM EST by Subnet]
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:27:05 AM EST
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:28:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 10:28:39 AM EST by bikes-n-guns]
As of right now some % of ARFCOM has caught the Ghay
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:28:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.


Fuggin' eh.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:28:23 AM EST
I'll take the chicks and good food.

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:28:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By bikes-n-guns:
As of right now 14% of ARFCOM has cought the Ghay


14% of ARFCOM is thinking outside of the box, instead of with their dicks.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:30:03 AM EST
You just HAD to go and add the part about "no porn" didn't you????

If I was a computer, I think my CPU would be smoking right now trying to solve this dilemma.


MY GOD!!! I. JUST. DON'T. KNOW.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:30:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By rcr29:
If you could have one of the following what would you take?


1. A paradise filled with the hottest women that will do anything that you want, sexual or whatever. The women will be as hot as you could imagine, will be disease free and can cook awesome and are awesome in the sack. You can have friends and family come live with you if you want. The only drawback is you cannot own any firearms, knives, or any other weapons or ammo or even airsoft guns.

2. A paradise filled with any and all guns that you want, with unlimited ammo. There are no weapons laws and you will never run out of ammo or cool targets. You can have nukes, tanks or whatever weaponry you want. You can have your friends and family to come live with you there, if you want. The only drawback is that you cannot have any hot women in which to have sex with, real dolls, pocket pussies, or porno.


I think I would go with number 1.

ETA: YOU CANNOT GET BOTH


you're about 17, right?
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:33:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 10:45:09 AM EST by Subnet]
You people choosing option 1 are going to be really pissed when Commander Subnet and his sex deprived, pissed and well armed minions are invading the island. I have promised them all the fair maidens in the land, and they believe me.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:34:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
You peple choosing option 1 are going to be really pissed when Commander Subnet and his sex deprived, pissed and well armed minions are invading the island. I have promised them all the fair maidens in the land, and they believe me.


Do we each get 70 of them?
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:35:15 AM EST
Option #2, I am happily married.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:37:27 AM EST
#1.

If I choose #2 The asshole in the next paradise over will accidentally set off his nuke and take me out anyway.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:42:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.


That is exactly what I was thinking.

Fuggin-eh right!
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:45:23 AM EST
I vote one to be safe because there was no mention of transportation.

However if I can use 2 to take over the island that 1 is on, I choose 2!

Best of both worlds!

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:45:36 AM EST
How about #3.

One attractive woman who is madly in love with me. I can never have anyone else, but I don’t have to worry about her running around either. A reasonable gun collection that I can take out and shoot every now and then. Ammo is reasonably cheap.

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:46:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By millsusaf:
I vote one to be safe because there was no mention of transportation.

However if I can use 2 to take over the island that 1 is on, I choose 2!

Best of both worlds!



With unlimmited ammo, there's enough wood crates around to build boats.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:48:05 AM EST
I think if anyone votes other than one they should really question their sexuality
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:49:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By powersquat:
I think if anyone votes other than one they should really question their sexuality


Anyone that votes one needs to learn to think outside the box.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:51:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By powersquat:
I think if anyone votes other than one they should really question their sexuality


Maybe you forgot that there are a lot of WOMEN here too, that would much rather have an island full of guns and unlimited ammo than an island of hot women.


And the guys who vote for number one must have forgotten that too....
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:52:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 10:55:08 AM EST by Yellowfin]
Mood swings, PMS, clothing issues, etc. ruin #1. And without the outdoor and shooting activities I enjoy then I'm not who I am, and anyone worth having a world exclusively to isn't worth a damn without them either. To paraphrase Ben Franklin "Those who would give up their guns for women deserve neither."
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:52:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By Thuban:
How about #3.

One attractive woman who is madly in love with me. I can never have anyone else, but I don’t have to worry about her running around either. A reasonable gun collection that I can take out and shoot every now and then. Ammo is reasonably cheap.



I, for one, like the way you think, sir!
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:53:50 AM EST
so I can take my wife to whichever location I choose, right?

If so then i take #2
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 10:57:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ras_Thavas:
#1.

If I choose #2, The asshole Subnet in the next paradise over will accidentally set off his nuke and take me out anyway.


FIFY

#1
Here's my guns, gimme the broads! arrrrrgh
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:01:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By rcr29:

....

what would you take?

....






Hmmm....... I'll take option 2 and plan for a hostile takeover for the island with all the hot womenz.....

In the end, I'm getting both...... at option 1's expense....


:}

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:05:38 AM EST
I'll take the guns. As long as I've got them and a healthy right hand I don't need the chicks.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:06:05 AM EST
Option 2. Im hapilly married. You said family could come live with me, that means my wife.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:06:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By swede1986:
I'll take the guns. As long as I've got them and a healthy right hand I don't need the chicks.



Hey... a Swede.....


Welcome to Arf, swede.....

:}
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:10:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By schizrade:

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
I'll take 2.

You see, I'll use all my weaponry to change the rules so that I CAN get both.


That is exactly what I was thinking.

Fuggin-eh right!


+1, assuming of course the wimmenz dont decide to come on over on their own to get away from the pansies on island number one
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:15:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.



Hot young pussy will always matter.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:18:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.



Full of win
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:23:25 AM EST
#1

I go shoot when I want to get away from my girlfriend. But she'll be there when I get home.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:25:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2007 11:27:53 AM EST by James23]
#1 is obviously a trap.

Knowing that, I'll take #2.

Wait ....... no porn? I'll still take #2, but let's haggle on the porn.

ETA: If allowed, I will be part of Subnet's invasion force, but I want to drive the tank.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:42:53 AM EST
I voted 1 because there'd be no threats on the hot girls island to use guns against.

But I think I like subnet's idea better - choose the island with the guns, then invade the island with the girls because there's no guns there. That way, we get both!

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:46:50 AM EST
#1

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 11:47:56 AM EST
I'd take both, add them together, then add .1416.
Then I'd have pi.
I like pi.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:16:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Milquetoast:
I'd take both, add them together, then add .1416.
Then I'd have pi.
I like pi.


Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:20:51 PM EST
I'll take option #2.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:21:18 PM EST
Women.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:24:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Hmmm.

Someday I am going to be an old man, and all that young hot pussy isn't going to matter. When I'm old and pissed, I'm going to want to shoot stuff.

Besides, I have an active imagination and a working right hand. Fuck it, gimme guns. With these guns on this island, I can build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. I can forge my spirit in the tradition of my ancestors. With such a fighting force, we could invade the neighboring island with all the hot chicks, but no guns.


Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:43:39 PM EST
Both.

How?

Go with fantasy 2, and then invade fantasy 1 since they have no guns.

Guns=power=womenz
Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:51:26 PM EST
I only have guns to attract hot chicks.

If had #1 I'd have no more use for #2.

Link Posted: 10/1/2007 1:57:56 PM EST
1 FTW!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:00:39 PM EST
With option #1 I'd be forced to hunt and kill with my bare hands.


With option #2 my hands would be busy with other things.


Damn it!!!!!!!!! i can't decide!!!!!!!
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