Now I'm a retired officer, so don't bear me any ill will for this.
> Cops and Radar:
>
> This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a bridge.
Sure
> enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun.
>
> The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks, "What's the
> hurry?"
>
> The guy replies, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you do?"
>
> The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
>
> The cop says "What!?!?!? a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> stretcher do?"
>
> The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
> fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can
> get both hands in there and then, I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
> foot wide"
>
> The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot xxxhole?'
>
> The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a
> bridge..."