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Posted: 4/21/2007 10:21:48 PM EST
...luckiest man on the face of the Earth just doing and getting away with what most of us men wish we could?





And I'm not afraid to admit that I'll watch  Girls Next Door .

(When my wife's not in the room.)
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:23:45 PM EST
When I'm his age I hope I can pull down ass like that.  Hell, by the time I'm that age my wife will probably let me!

The one on the left is dumb as a post, and that's compared to the other two bright sparks.

You need a poll for which one is hotter.  I say the older one, the chick in the middle.  She has that southern girl look, which I don't usually go for, but in her case I'll make an exception.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:30:18 PM EST
I'll take the one on the right or left. Holly or kendra, The other girl annoys me.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:31:16 PM EST

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When I'm his age I hope I can pull down ass like that.  Hell, by the time I'm that age my wife will probably let me!

The one on the left is dumb as a post, and that's compared to the other two bright sparks.

You need a poll for which one is hotter.  I say the older one, the chick in the middle.  She has that southern girl look, which I don't usually go for, but in her case I'll make an exception.


Oh HELL NO!

Take the one on the right (our right), dye the hair jet black and you have that sickfuckinghot medeterranian look. Hands down the winner
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:31:20 PM EST

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I'll take the one on the right or left. Holly or kendra, The other girl annoys me.


Let me be the first to admit that if I were single, I'd bag any one of them with enthusiasm.  They'd just have to not talk.  After being exposed to the might and power that is my large penis, they would have no problem obeying such rules in hope of seeing the monster one more time.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:37:40 PM EST
I'd have to say I like the one in the middle the best.  The one on the right (our right) is a close second.  The one on the left comes off as a little too "urban" for my tastes.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:38:49 PM EST
My fiance likes to watch girls next door, so I watch it with her....Get the DVD's no editing for nudity
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:40:09 PM EST
Hef is the man.  Period.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:44:42 PM EST

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Hef is the man.  Period.

Damm right
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 11:15:38 PM EST
I wish I was him
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 11:18:15 PM EST
A genius who made getting laid tax deductable.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 1:17:22 AM EST

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A genius who made getting laid tax deductable.


It's a wonderful country!  
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 1:28:05 AM EST
I should be half that lucky at his age.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:24:02 AM EST
I have no idea if it's true, but I read that he's fucked over 5000 women.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:26:02 AM EST
I doubt he "pulls" anything. Its all a show. He gets no ass from those bunnies.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:33:05 AM EST
getting pie or not, he's still got one hellova job!

we're all jealous to some degree.... just admit it to yourself and move on.


now, can you do something you love and not get burned out on it? more than likely, but it this case, it's probably LOW stress and the exception and not the rule!
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:46:18 AM EST
The man has sadly been quoted in an interview that sex is boring to him now he gets it so much.  Its almost work for him...

I dont envy him.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:08:20 AM EST
I wouldn't say dirty...

But I don't like him (personally) nor his politics.

I won't buy his magazines... just look at them when friends receive them.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:28:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:35:26 AM EST

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Yeah I would really look forward to surrounding myself with whores who are with me for my power and money in my dottering old age.

I'm sure it's a hoot to have three young hotties to bang, but I wouldn't trust any of those three to operate a toaster unsupervised. It'd be like having three really dumb and annoying pets that you can have sex with.

If Hef's pimp limo flipped over and caught fire would any of those three stay and pull him out or would they high tail it and let him go up like a chicken wing in a deep fryer?


All I see is 3 money chasing whores.  If Hef died and by some freak chance any one of them wanted to have sex with me...I would run the other way...to think what they are doing with him...damaged goods in my book.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:37:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:38:11 AM EST
Those women are his employees and fame seekers. It's like if you or I went downtown and picked up 3 street whores and then paraded around with them procaliming to be the "luckiest man alive".
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:48:53 AM EST
I've never been attracted to the "Barbie Doll" look of the Playboy Bunny. Too phony and plastic looking. I like the look of a real woman...

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Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:54:41 AM EST
Wont we all be surprized when it goes public that he is actually gay.
Not saying I know the mansions biggest secret.....just saying it would be news to a lot of folks.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 5:00:03 AM EST
Hugh Hefner was THE MAN... But, lately I think he is just downright creepy.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 5:33:00 AM EST
I wish I could get that kind of strange now, at 32, let alone when I am 70
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 5:50:54 AM EST

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I have to admit if I was 17 again I'd be thrilled, but now I'd be out of the house as much as possible. The thought of listening to those three idiots chirping all day, I'd rather shove an ice pick in my ear.


He probably just turns down his hearing aid and by now I'm sure he's learned to do the nod and "Really? That's nice" act.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:12:55 AM EST
for those think hef is cool..

ask yourself one question..

how'd you feel if one of those girls was your daughter or wife or sister..

sex for money.. anyway you cut it..
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:25:20 AM EST
For a man who seems to have everything the world can offer, he sure doesn't look too happy.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:27:59 AM EST

Quoted:
Yeah I would really look forward to surrounding myself with whores who are with me for my power and money in my dottering old age.

I'm sure it's a hoot to have three young hotties to bang, but I wouldn't trust any of those three to operate a toaster unsupervised. It'd be like having three really dumb and annoying pets that you can have sex with.

If Hef's pimp limo flipped over and caught fire would any of those three stay and pull him out or would they high tail it and let him go up like a chicken wing in a deep fryer?


Thats harsh, so harsh . . . . howsever its very true.  Has anyone ever heard those girls talk?  I have and they generally come off as stupid money hungry gold diggers.

cue Kanye West's "Gold Digger" song here.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:39:20 AM EST
One of my best friends dad who is 70 is currently shopping for his next russian wife. This will be his third. Now the old man aint hurting for money, but the old saying about cant buy me love is very true. His last wife who was totally hot recieved $1,500.00 a month allowance. I've seen pictures of the fist two that did'nt pass the first test. And giving the chance any guy who aint gay or a total limp dick would be all over these girls. And I say girls as both looked to be under 23.

Anyone who thinks its totally wrong with old Hugh is just a jealous fool. To lived the life he has would be as good as it gets!
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:43:45 AM EST

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Hugh Hefner was THE MAN... But, lately I think he is just downright creepy.



Yeah, he's crossed the line from being THE MAN over into ickiness. That photo reminds me of the ones with Anna Nicole and her rich old husband.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:51:59 AM EST

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Anyone who thinks its totally wrong with old Hugh is just a jealous fool. To lived the life he has would be as good as it gets!


Sorry dude, but living with whores is far from my top goals in life.  A real man doesn't need whores.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:53:39 AM EST
Playboy is too classy for me. I like raunchy porn. Cherry Poppers, Granny Fanny... shit like that...
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:02:48 AM EST
Playboy is an anachronism.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:04:20 AM EST
Remember, a lot of money can make anyone desirable
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:06:46 AM EST

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anyone who thinks its totally wrong with old Hugh is just a jealous fool. To lived the life he has would be as good as it gets!


Sorry dude, but living with whores is far from my top goals in life.  A real man doesn't need whores.  


Hell we all do things for money! Does that make everone who works a whore?
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:16:19 AM EST

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Anyone who thinks its totally wrong with old Hugh is just a jealous fool. To lived the life he has would be as good as it gets!


And what life has Hugh Hefner lived?
One of loneliness? Of never finding love?
He has contributed nothing to the world, and when he dies, all people will remember him as is the guy who started the first mainstream nudie mag.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:42:56 AM EST

Quoted:
Yeah I would really look forward to surrounding myself with whores who are with me for my power and money in my dottering old age.

I'm sure it's a hoot to have three young hotties to bang, but I wouldn't trust any of those three to operate a toaster unsupervised. It'd be like having three really dumb and annoying pets that you can have sex with.
If Hef's pimp limo flipped over and caught fire would any of those three stay and pull him out or would they high tail it and let him go up like a chicken wing in a deep fryer?


Link Posted: 4/22/2007 8:07:31 AM EST

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The man has sadly been quoted in an interview that sex is boring to him now he gets it so much.  Its almost work for him...

I dont envy him.


These days full auto ain't as much fun as when I was 12, but I still like to pull the trigger. I imagine it is the same with him.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 8:11:41 AM EST

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for those think hef is cool..

ask yourself one question..

how'd you feel if one of those girls was your daughter or wife or sister..

sex for money.. anyway you cut it..


Better than if she was stuck in some dead end job with a loser boyfriend. Which is a LOT of women. And if you make more than X amount of dollars the woman with you is probably having sex for money. Some women just call it "security."
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 8:12:47 AM EST

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For a man who seems to have everything the world can offer, he sure doesn't look too happy.  


And alas Alexander cried for there were no more worlds to conquer...
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 8:34:39 AM EST
All you need is $ and stupid women that think their naked stuff is different than the last stupid woman that thought Her naked stuff was different.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 9:04:37 AM EST
Hefner reminds me of the 'Crypt Keeper' and the bleach blonde bimbos do nothing for me, I am not impressed by plastic tits and air heads.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 9:29:34 AM EST
Just remember though...no matter how hot they may be...some guy, somewhere, IS sick of their shit.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 9:31:27 AM EST
How in your right mind could you say anything negative about Hugh Hefner? What a genius.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 9:31:58 AM EST
I think he is a sad and pathetic human being. He obviously has some serious emotional problems and I pity the type of human he must actually be.


That being said...I'd like to screw half the women he has.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 10:28:25 AM EST

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I think he is a sad and pathetic human being. He obviously has some serious emotional problems and I pity the type of human he must actually be.


Clearly he is not the type of person who has done anything worthwhile.

Link Posted: 4/22/2007 1:08:34 PM EST

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Quoted:
The man has sadly been quoted in an interview that sex is boring to him now he gets it so much.  Its almost work for him...

I dont envy him.


These days full auto ain't as much fun as when I was 12, but I still like to pull the trigger. I imagine it is the same with him.


Yep.  Would you rather be 80 years old and still like to pull the trigger, or would you like to be 80 years old and wish you had pulled it more in the past?

12?  Really SA?
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:03:29 PM EST

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
The man has sadly been quoted in an interview that sex is boring to him now he gets it so much.  Its almost work for him...

I dont envy him.


These days full auto ain't as much fun as when I was 12, but I still like to pull the trigger. I imagine it is the same with him.


Yep.  Would you rather be 80 years old and still like to pull the trigger, or would you like to be 80 years old and wish you had pulled it more in the past?

12?  Really SA?


Yeah, I was shooting MACs by the time I was 12.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:12:58 PM EST
lowlife.
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