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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:47:20 PM EDT
I am tottally sloshed as I am rightin g this. but I know I have good friends cause apparently I was at our local pub and had one to many RUM and Cokes, and I proceeded to hit on this fine looking girl, I like piehe
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:49:54 PM EDT
I though good friends would go out and get two BJ's and bring one back for you.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:51:27 PM EDT
Mine stopped me from banging a fat chick and that is good enoguh for me.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:51:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I though good friends would go out and get two BJ's and bring one back for you.




That would be a Buddy
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:52:39 PM EDT
Would have been better than no pussy at all.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:52:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 10:53:03 PM EDT by FieroLoki]



Big girls need lovin' to.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:53:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jimbo1:
I am tottally sloshed as I am rightin g this. but I know I have good friends cause apparently I was at our local pub and had one to many RUM and Cokes, and I proceeded to hit on this fine looking girl, I like pie, and my good buddy coincedentally he is my old boss pulled me aside and said stop, no keep In mind it has been a really eally long time since I have had any pie./ Now my former boss pulled me outside and said take a look again, this chick was really reall large like really large. So I just wanted to dedicate this post to my friend and to all those friends out there that stop us from banging fat chicks.



You should really thank your friend, I think it was a dude!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:53:35 PM EDT
Would you rather get laid or go home to your drunk hand???
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:54:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I thought good friends would go out and get two BJ's and come back and give you one.



Fixed it for you.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:54:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jimbo1:
I am tottally sloshed as I am rightin g this. but I know I have good friends cause apparently I was at our local pub and had one to many RUM and Cokes, and I proceeded to hit on this fine looking girl, I like pie, and my good buddy coincedentally he is my old boss pulled me aside and said stop, no keep In mind it has been a really eally long time since I have had any pie./ Now my former boss pulled me outside and said take a look again, this chick was really reall large like really large. So I just wanted to dedicate this post to my friend and to all those friends out there that stop us from banging fat chicks.




Go ahead and do it. You're single and apparently not getting any anywhere else.

At least with a fat chick, you don't have to spend all night working for it. An old friend of mine would find one just as soon as we hit the bar, then buy her a drink, and leave with her. Usually, he'd be back before closing time, have already nailed her and finish out the night drinking.

Nasty, but I guess it works.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:54:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PhatForrest:
Would you rather get laid or go home to your drunk hand???



+1 I am not sure so I think I might add a poll.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:55:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 10:55:38 PM EDT by southeast_scrounger]
So, you went for pie and your good friend 'pulled you off' instead. Hey, whatever gets you through the night.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:56:48 PM EDT
I am not sure if I could have taken a full power shot from her though.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:58:09 PM EDT
Fat chicks are like mopeds...they're fun to ride unless your friends see ya.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 11:00:42 PM EDT
She was pretty cute though we did Jager bombs together.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 11:04:12 PM EDT
Bang the fat chick. Why not? It's just practice. Blow your Wolf on her.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 11:12:27 PM EDT
Well, when it's been long enough... something is better than nothing.
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