How would you execute the Boston bombers? My vote - Brazen Bull.

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Posted: 4/18/2013 7:11:23 PM EDT

I didn't want to derail the other thread with this topic...plus I imagine most of want to do COC violations to these guys which means this thread might end up locked.

If you want some ideas here are the 15 most brutal methods of execution of all time http://brainz.org/15-most-brutal-methods-execution-all-time.

I think the Brazen Bull should be brought back in the special case. The fire should be small at first so that it takes a very long time, letting the bombers experience all the agony they caused for every victim.

The Brazen Bull, sometimes known as the Sicilian Bull is one of the cruelest methods of torture and execution out there. Designed in ancient Greece, solid brass was cast into the shape of a hollow bull, with a door on the side that opened and latched. To begin the execution, the victim was placed inside of the brass bull and a fire was set underneath. The fire was heated until the metal was literally yellow, causing the victim to "roast to death". Yum. The bull was designed so that the screams of the victim would come out sounding musical for the enjoyment of the executioner. Naturally enough, the inventor of this form of punishment ended up being executed inside of the Bull, which was all too predictable. You live by the horns, you die by the horns. While this is a tough list to rank, we feel comfortable putting The Brazen Bull in the top spot.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:14:51 PM EDT

[#1]

lethal injection.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:15:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Death by Carrying the Wookies shopping bags.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:15:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Beaten to death by the families of the victims.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:16:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

lethal injection.

This.

We're a country of laws.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:17:09 PM EDT

[#5]

Marooned on a rock in the middle of the ocean to die of thirst and sunstroke.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:18:00 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

lethal injection.

After 20 years of free room, board, medical and appeals.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:18:26 PM EDT

[#7]

The saw. Upside down keeps blood in the brain so you last longer.

That or flaying.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:19:21 PM EDT

[#8]

Maybe strapped to the next bomb we drop, the country receiving doesn't really matter. I mean this way the would have a few thousand feet to think about things, but make sure the bomb is set to explode before hitting the ground. I'm really an eye for an eye type person.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:19:24 PM EDT

[#9]

.22 to the back of the head, and dumped in a ditch to rot.

Anything else involves too much sentamentality.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:19:29 PM EDT

[#10]

Punishment should equal the crime. So blow their legs off And let them bleed out on the way to the hospital while others say they'll be ok.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:19:32 PM EDT

[#11]

Hang them by the shoulder blades, using meat hooks.

Load an industrial sandblasting rig with table salt.

Salt blast them until nothing is left but eroded bones.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:20:02 PM EDT

[#12]

I would chainsaw their legs off and leg them bleed out

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:20:03 PM EDT

[#13]

Put then 20 from a pressure cooker bomb detonation. eye fir an eye.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:21:20 PM EDT

[#14]

6 man firing squad with .22 shorts

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:22:45 PM EDT

[#15]

Public hanging would be nice. Saddam style for all to see

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:22:52 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Hang them by the shoulder blades, using meat hooks.

Load an industrial sandblasting rig with table salt.

Salt blast them until nothing is left but eroded bones.

You are not right upstairs.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:24:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

lethal injection.

This.

We're a country of laws.

Yeah they will be legally tried in a court of law. When proven guilty they will/should be executed. I'm just asking about what method. The method has nothing to do with laws. Now being a moral and compassionate society might influence different methods...but I'm willing to set that to side in this scenario.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:24:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Slowly lowered into a scrap metal shredder, feet first.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:25:09 PM EDT

[#19]

The Blood Eagle was a method of torture and execution that is sometimes mentioned in Nordic saga legends. It was performed by cutting the ribs of the victim by the spine, breaking the ribs so they resembled blood-stained wings, and pulling the lungs out through the wounds in the victim's back. Salt was sprinkled in the wounds. Victims of the method of execution, as mentioned in skaldic poetry and the Norse sagas, are believed to have included King Ælla of Northumbria, Halfdan son of King Haraldr Hárfagri of Norway, King Maelgualai of Munster, and possibly Archbishop Ælfheah of Canterbury.

though actually life in solitary with no reading, tv, radio, human contact. kept in a cell with the lights on 24 hours a day, no window. and the cell insulated so that no outside sound could get in.

thats worse than execution..

this is what i actually would prefer.

death is too good and clean for these folks. if they are indeed muslims its an immediate ticket to paradise.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:25:17 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Hang them by the shoulder blades, using meat hooks.

Load an industrial sandblasting rig with table salt.

Salt blast them until nothing is left but eroded bones.

Starting with their legs. I like it.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:25:42 PM EDT

[#21]

Firing squad or lethal injection. I'm not for disgusting and cruel means of execution.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:25:53 PM EDT

[#22]

Google Rat cage torture. Basically you put a steel cage on the persons chest, then add a few starving rats to start eating them alive.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:26:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Drag them up and down Boylston street by horse till he's dead. Maybe after the boston marathon next year?

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:26:13 PM EDT

[#24]

Used as targets for mortar practice. One of the few things the Norks have come up with that is right.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:26:14 PM EDT

[#25]

bull tazer

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:26:23 PM EDT

[#26]

I like a 10/22 a lot of time and a brick of ammo.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:27:06 PM EDT

[#27]

The boats.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:27:13 PM EDT

[#28]

Slit throat with frozen bacon strip.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:29:06 PM EDT

[#29]

Tie him to the back of a mare in heat and let several dozen stallions into the same corral with him. One at a time, of course.

Death by booga-booga!

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:29:56 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Hang them by the shoulder blades, using meat hooks.

Load an industrial sandblasting rig with table salt.

Salt blast them until nothing is left but eroded bones.

This has possibilities. I like the way you think.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:30:15 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Hang them by the shoulder blades, using meat hooks.

Load an industrial sandblasting rig with table salt.

Salt blast them until nothing is left but eroded bones.

This has possibilities. I like the way you think.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:30:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Cut Lawrence O'Donnell's arms off and beat the bomber to death with them.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:30:25 PM EDT

[#33]

http://youtu.be/94FOfvMGsio?t=1m59s

First thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:31:03 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lethal injection.

This.

We're a country of laws.

Agreed. Although I don't think a firing squad or some cheaper solution would be cruel or unusual.

Now how I feel about the death penalty with our demonstrably fallible justice system.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:33:16 PM EDT

[#35]

Make them sit on a pressure cooker IED, or scaphism.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:33:56 PM EDT

[#36]

Single shot to the head each.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:35:05 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lethal injection.

This.

We're a country of laws.

There may be hope for GD yet...

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:37:20 PM EDT

[#38]

Bayonet up the ass then stoned to death.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:38:22 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lethal injection.

This.

We're a country of laws.

FUCK THAT NOISE.

You put DOGS to sleep- not fucking murderers.

send a fucking message

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:38:26 PM EDT

[#40]

Gitmo.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:39:48 PM EDT

[#41]

Drawn and quartered using several wild pigs instead of horses.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:41:35 PM EDT

[#42]

Stick him (or her) carefully on a 10 foot long pike but-hole first, and then place pike in a vertical position.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:42:02 PM EDT

[#43]

Chained necked to a tree down by the edge of the swamp surrounded by fire ants and Mosquitos... Let them drink from the stagnant water and feed the insects as they die a slow suffering death from starvation.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:42:50 PM EDT

[#44]

You guys are weird.

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:43:54 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lethal injection.

This.

We're a country of laws.

There may be hope for GD yet...

Only on page one...just wait

Posted: 4/18/2013 7:46:18 PM EDT

[#46]

Surviving victims get a single shot then walk away, free to live their lives again. These brazen executions and torture say a lot more about us than the bad guy.