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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:40:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:42:38 PM EDT
Well, there's this Nigerian lady (whose husband was a Tourism Minister before he was killed) who keeps calling me saying she needs some help getting her money out of the country, and with 50K I think I might be able to help her out...
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:43:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:45:07 PM EDT
I'd buy $50,000 of out-of-the-money options on expiration day.  Poof! Instantly worthless.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:49:02 PM EDT
Since you said waste it...I'd donate it to the Dems!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:50:26 PM EDT
The same answer to all my other questions:
Hookers and Coke.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:56:04 PM EDT
I'd buy a lifetime supply of milk and eggs at one time, and enough refrigerators to keep it all cold.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:59:56 PM EDT
1973 Corvette w/Ferrari Daytona body kit - $14k
fake Rolex Daytona - $100
Big thick gold chain from Spencer's - $135
Chest wig - $35
1 pair of Gucci loafers from the swap meet - $25
Redneck boat - $10k
Pair of fake RayBans - $8
Speedo - $25
Tan in a can - $10
Knock off Armani suit - $125
Gold tooth - $1,200
Weekend in Miami - 5k
Hookers in Miami - 10k
Buy the entire Hooters a round - $675
Breast job for girlfriend - $3500
Membership to panty of the month club - $120
'78 Chevy C10 van - $1500
Sony Palmcorder - $500
Case of cheap wine - $30
waterbed for van - $2500
Tapes for the porn - $500
Enough penicillin to clear it up - $500
Lunch at Sonic - $12
Broke

Link Posted: 12/29/2002 7:01:10 PM EDT
You mean [b] Hypothetically?[/b]

How bout $50,000 worth of Barbara Streisand albums? [BD]

[b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 7:01:18 PM EDT
I want my hat back, I think it's time to negotiate.  

But if I had 50k to blow stupidly, I'd get breast implants.  
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 7:11:50 PM EDT
GET MARRIED

Honey, if you are checking the board, I am just kidding.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:46:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:48:00 PM EDT
50,000 lottery tickets.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:53:36 PM EDT
i would let my personal accountants put it in a team of horses and other foolish investments. then i would be on VH1's behind the music.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:57:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 8:59:55 PM EDT
I'd send it to the guy that sent me this:


X-Sieve: CMU Sieve 2.2
From: "Sergey"
Subject: Help me please
Reply-To: serg181082@inbox.ru
X-Priority: 3
Date: Thu, 26 Dec 2002 01:12:57 +0600


Hello. Excuse that I to you address and forgive to me my bad English language.
Your help is necessary for me. I the student.
I study in city of Tomsk. In army of me do not take because of illness.
The matter is that my girl was lost because of capture of hostages in Moscow the Chechen terrorists.
We have met her of 6 years back and have grown fond each other.
And more her month with me is not present. I have no need to live more.
I more than once thought of suicide yet have not understood that I should make.
In my soul there was one fury to terrorists. The friend has advised me to address for the help in the Internet.
I am going to go to the Chechen Republic but at me the grant of 600 roubles (20 dollars) and consequently I address to you.
Help please to me to find even money to the ticket up to Vladikavkaz and I am farther I shall understand.
Money you can transfer on the account  674797 in payment system E-Gold
(http://webmoney.ee/en/16/ "bank transffer S.W.I.F.T." or visit
http://webmoney.ee/en/exchange.php "another metod of transfer").
Best regards Sergey Vorob’yov.
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Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:05:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mace:
I'd send it to the guy that sent me this:


X-Sieve: CMU Sieve 2.2
From: "Sergey"
Subject: Help me please
Reply-To: serg181082@inbox.ru
X-Priority: 3
Date: Thu, 26 Dec 2002 01:12:57 +0600


Hello. Excuse that I to you address and forgive to me my bad English language.
Your help is necessary for me. I the student.
I study in city of Tomsk. In army of me do not take because of illness.
The matter is that my girl was lost because of capture of hostages in Moscow the Chechen terrorists.
We have met her of 6 years back and have grown fond each other.
And more her month with me is not present. I have no need to live more.
I more than once thought of suicide yet have not understood that I should make.
In my soul there was one fury to terrorists. The friend has advised me to address for the help in the Internet.
I am going to go to the Chechen Republic but at me the grant of 600 roubles (20 dollars) and consequently I address to you.
Help please to me to find even money to the ticket up to Vladikavkaz and I am farther I shall understand.
Money you can transfer on the account  674797 in payment system E-Gold
(http://webmoney.ee/en/16/ "bank transffer S.W.I.F.T." or visit
http://webmoney.ee/en/exchange.php "another metod of transfer").
Best regards Sergey Vorob’yov.
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Damn! DesantnikDVD is getting purdy hard up for money, eh?
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:12:06 PM EDT
How about $50,000.00 worth of snow shovels to be handed out at the airport in Hawaii.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:54:21 PM EDT
I go to Amsterdaam and spend it all on hookers and weed.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:06:55 PM EDT
"two chicks at the same time, man." -Lawrence.


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Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:18:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:19:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2002 10:21:05 PM EDT by CHIPS]
I would buy 50K worth of air time on tv and broadcast absolutely nothing but black and white rolling stripes.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 2:12:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By raven:
I'd buy $50,000 of out-of-the-money options on expiration day.  Poof! Instantly worthless.
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That meets all the criteria.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 2:22:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By llanero:
Well, there's this Nigerian lady (whose husband was a Tourism Minister before he was killed) who keeps calling me saying she needs some help getting her money out of the country, and with 50K I think I might be able to help her out...
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LMAO!!!
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 4:36:18 AM EDT
I have another great idea on how to burn that cash.

Donate 25,000 to a high school you never attended, in a town you've never visited, to allow you to sing "Sweet Home Alabama" on the 50 yard line during half-time of homecoming with the marching band and then buy everyone in the 'stadium' 2 hot dogs, 1 coke and a bag of popcorn.

With the left over money buy a car to blow up and use as a victory bon fire for the victor's celebration after the game.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 4:42:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:14:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:
The same answer to all my other questions:
Hookers and Coke.
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You know...

There is something to be said for consistancy.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:31:52 AM EDT
Simple...already done it.

Start paying for flying lessons.  Gather all of the necessary ratings and stick time to fly for the airlines.  Give up your great paying job to start working in an industry where advancement has gone from gangbusters to tits up in just over a year.  $50,000....you are just scratching the surface of the total cost involved.

Living the Dream -Anarki
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:32:15 AM EDT
Lifetime membership?


Or give it to me, just $1000 of it anyway, I could use a new gun.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:45:31 AM EDT
Beer and poon.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 3:02:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MisterGreens:
Beer and poon.
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MisterGreens, your priorities are waaaaay messed up.  You need some serious help man.  Where's your ethics!?!

It's POON....THEN beer....

geesh...
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 3:23:32 PM EDT
I would give serious consideration to a private weekend at The Bunny Ranch.  No other customers.  All weekend.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 3:39:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 3:40:29 PM EDT by cretescreeder]
Simple,

Find a woman that hates me and buy her a house.






Again.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 6:47:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hokie:
Originally Posted By MisterGreens:
Beer and poon.
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MisterGreens, your priorities are waaaaay messed up.  You need some serious help man.  Where's your ethics!?!

It's POON....THEN beer....

geesh...
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You are probably right.

But you may need to use the former to obtain the latter.
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