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Man Allegedly Tries to Alter Ticket

PORTSMOUTH, N.H., Dec. 16, 2005
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(AP) Next time, just pay the ticket. William S. Shufro, 46, faces a felony forgery charge for allegedly trying to alter a $100 ticket received for parking illegally in a handicapped space.

Police allege that Shufro tried to alter the ticket to give the appearance that it had been issued for parking in a no-parking zone, which carries just a $20 fine.

The altered ticket was sent to City Hall, along with $20, Police Lt. Fred Hoysradt said.

Police, who had a copy of the original ticket, saw the change _ then charged Shufro with forgery, a felony punishable by 3 1/2 to seven years in prison, Hoysradt said.

Shufro was arraigned on the charge in Portsmouth District Court on Monday.

"Your honor, this is a parking violation," Shufro told Judge Sharon DeVries as he was being arraigned.

DeVries corrected him.

A hearing on the case has been scheduled for Jan. 3 in Portsmouth District Court.

Shufro?  Sounds like a hair straightening product, doesn't it?

Next time, just pay the ticket.

What it said.  

Quoted: Next time, just pay the ticket. What it said.

Or just don't park there in the first place.

I bet Shufro is an old dope smoker who still is insisting that drugs don't make you do stupid things!

Owned!

Quoted: Quoted: Next time, just pay the ticket. What it said.   Or just don't park there in the first place.

I never really understood why non-handicapped people park in handicapped spaces, anyway. Walking a few extra feet to a parking space just doesn't bother me at all.

Quoted: I bet Shufro is an old dope smoker who still is insisting that drugs don't make you do stupid things!

You are offering yourself as proof of the theory, I take it.

Now back to the actual subject.

this guy sounds like a real piece of shit.  maybe some time in a cell with bubba will straighten him out a bit...

Quoted: I bet Shufro is an old dope smoker who still is insisting that drugs don't make you do stupid things!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Next time, just pay the ticket. What it said.   Or just don't park there in the first place. I never really understood why non-handicapped people park in handicapped spaces, anyway. Walking a few extra feet to a parking space just doesn't bother me at all.

Agreed.  My mom has a handicapped placard, because she has bad knees.  What makes it worse is the f$%#@^s that park in the striped areas next to the space.

1)That area is NOT a seperate parking spot.
2)The area is designed to give access to those individuals that have the RIGHT to park there...since they may need to get a walker or wheel chair out of their vehicle.  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Next time, just pay the ticket. What it said.   Or just don't park there in the first place. I never really understood why non-handicapped people park in handicapped spaces, anyway. Walking a few extra feet to a parking space just doesn't bother me at all.

Here is one you will love:

My mom had a stroke, and in a wheelchair.  She is just about blind also.  I took her to the eye doctor one time, and was using a handicapped placard in my truck.  I have been to this eye doctor several times, and really hated going there, because of the parking situation.  This time I am thinking I got it made becaue I have the handicapped placard.  I get there and find a fucking cop had parked in the only handicapped spot.  
So I parked behind him so he couldn't get out, and took my mom inside.

Quoted: Quoted: I bet Shufro is an old dope smoker who still is insisting that drugs don't make you do stupid things!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Next time, just pay the ticket. What it said.   Or just don't park there in the first place. I never really understood why non-handicapped people park in handicapped spaces, anyway. Walking a few extra feet to a parking space just doesn't bother me at all. Here is one you will love: My mom had a stroke, and in a wheelchair.  She is just about blind also.  I took her to the eye doctor one time, and was using a handicapped placard in my truck.  I have been to this eye doctor several times, and really hated going there, because of the parking situation.  This time I am thinking I got it made becaue I have the handicapped placard.  I get there and find a fucking cop had parked in the only handicapped spot.   So I parked behind him so he couldn't get out, and took my mom inside.

So, how did that story end?