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Posted: 4/19/2007 4:40:09 PM EDT
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php




Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of  guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.


That or sandpaper shin guards would work.

Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:06:16 PM EDT
[#1]
forwarded on to a few people

THANKS  
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:07:39 PM EDT
[#2]
Just jerk him off a few times each day.  He doesn't have opposing thumbs, for christ sake!

A nod to Ron White.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:09:12 PM EDT
[#3]
And just when you thought you've seen it all...  
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:10:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:10:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Thank God! My pants legs were getting sticky.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:10:37 PM EDT
[#6]
A swift kick to the balls or a can of pepper spray applied to the same general area works wonders. So does a little snip-snip.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:11:33 PM EDT
[#7]
If that's not real I'm gonna invent it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:13:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Odd, I feel strangly attra.......  OH  did I say that out loud?  
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:13:54 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around?




In heat?? I thought male dogs were always ready to go.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:14:01 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
If that's not real I'm gonna invent it.


Sheeeeit, make them big enough for the freaks to use and you'll make a killing!  That opens up a whole new avenue to wealth if you put your mind to it. Fake farm animals and pets made of rubber for the "animal lovers" out there.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:14:37 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If that's not real I'm gonna invent it.


Sheeeeit, make them big enough for the freaks to use and you'll make a killing!  That opens up a whole new avenue to wealth if you put your mind to it. Fake farm animals and pets made of rubber for the "animal lovers" out there.


I bet you could sell 'em to some Furries.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:29:56 PM EDT
[#12]
my dog is a girl and she still likes to hump shit....hinking.gif.  
Lokib-Proud Bullmastiff owner
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 5:30:31 PM EDT
[#13]
right click, save as.......
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 6:02:55 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
DUPE!!!

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=568296

IBTL


Meh. I searched.

With the craptacular search function on here, how the hell was I supposed to find that?
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 6:07:59 PM EDT
[#15]
Tie a few mousetraps to your pant leg.   Or rat traps,  if you have a larger dog.  Problem solved in a snap.  







CJ
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 6:13:31 PM EDT
[#16]
When my neighbor's mastiff humps my leg, I fake an orgasm.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 6:14:20 PM EDT
[#17]

leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.


Link Posted: 4/19/2007 6:17:02 PM EDT
[#18]
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg???



Pick him up and give him a blowjob..



Link Posted: 4/19/2007 6:53:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Coworker went to a friend's house. Sat on sofa. Friend's pit bull approaches, starts humping Coworker's leg. Coworker pushes dog away. Pit bull growls and bares teeth.


Oh well...
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